McAvoy Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 08:24:18 December 7, 2007 08:24:18

He is wee but he is gorgeous. GORGEOUS. And SO gorgeous in Atonement. The entire movie in fact is gorgeous. The cinematography, the costumes – Keira’s costumes are divine – and of course the story. The story is beautifully told. Which is why Atonement will be an Oscar contender. Perhaps not for the performances, as the film doesn’t necessarily hinge on the performances (which are excellent but not meaty), but for the achievement. Full Story

Pink, Fringe, and Severe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 08:20:39 December 7, 2007 08:20:39

But for her pink dress, from the expressions on their faces, you’d think it was a funeral. Keira Knightley and boyfriend Rupert at the LA premiere of Atonement last night – both looking smart, as they say in Britain, and morose. Rupert in particular is freakin’ me out. Freaks me out when he tries to smile, freaks me out when he doesn’t. Full Story

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Can’t Keep the Gay Away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 07:35:04 December 7, 2007 07:35:04

No amount of Xenu Juice could have prevented the GMD from attending the Spice Girls concert in LA on Wednesday night. How could any gay resist the glitter? On top of that, how can Tom Cruise resist a photo opportunity? With thousands of fans and their camera phones and the world media on alert – OF COURSE he showed up with his RoboKate. Full Story

Junior Finds a Purpose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 07:12:53 December 7, 2007 07:12:53

He’s so happy he can barely contain his smug smile – here are Tori Spelling and her husband, Kevin Federline Jr, leaving a salon yesterday after her blowout. Junior dutifully picked up his bank account and was “surprised” by the presence of paparazzi upon their departure. As you can see, Junior has actually found something to do. Full Story

They Say…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 00:00:00 December 7, 2007 00:00:00

Nothing lasts forever… These are opening words from the new Sex & The City movie teaser released just yesterday. If you’ve yet to see it, click here. But if nothing lasts forever, why is Carrie still doing voice-overs? As you would expect, the teaser offers nothing in the way of plot reveal but does of course provide the opportunity to showcase many of Carrie’s new ensembles, photos of which have already been released by the paparazzi, thereby taking away the only reason to see the film and rendering the entire project completely obsolete. Full Story

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Tom and KatE’s holiday card revealed! More on that later… And that little minx Hayden Panettiere surrounded herself with boys last night at the GQ Men of the Year event in LA. Next to my poor Rumey, naturally she was the man bait. Photos coming.

It’s Thursday, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Cheap & Crafty is not Brooke Shields. Many of your guesses have now become repeats. Might want to browse through the archives to refresh.

PPS. Cuba Gooding Jr is not a Condom-free Sleaze. Neither is Ethan Hawke who is definitely sleazy though I’ve no idea what his protection habits are, off or not.

Pip"n"Ass Home for the Holidays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 14:57:45 December 6, 2007 14:57:45

Justin Timberlake wrapped up his world tour in Abu Dhabi today which means he’ll likely be headed home for Christmas. Of course this is excellent news for his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Because the paps around the world are certainly not as prolific as the paps in North America and the UK – must have been a challenge for her poor publicist to set up those photo opps. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 14:48:03 December 6, 2007 14:48:03

Counting down. And my friend Deano reminded me today that this is the time of year for Lists best and worst. So from now til end of month, random memorable moments of the year as they come to me…starting off today with my favourite, favourite, favourite photo of 2007, hands down. Remember Jessica Simpson in high waisted pants? Remember this? Remember how you laughed? Don’t lie! You f&cking loved it! And see you in hell. Full Story

The Year of Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 00:00:00 December 6, 2007 00:00:00

They wanted America. After three tries, they’ve finally conquered America. America loves – and hates – Posh. This means she’s arrived. As you know, Barbara Walters will interview the Beckhams tonight on her Most Fascinating annual special and the Spice Girls tour continues to generate wonderful reviews and Posh is closing the year out on the cover of Elle. Full Story

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Dots and Lemons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 11:28:46 December 6, 2007 11:28:46

Renee Zellweger showed up at the Bee Movie premiere in London tonight looking her usual: lemon puckered and painfully skinned. She also chose dots and a short dress covered by a long skirt. You likey? Me no likey. Photos from Wenn  Full Story

GQ FNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 11:00:34 December 6, 2007 11:00:34

Minka Kelly at the GQ event last night. How amazing is Lyla Garrity this season? Can’t get enough of her Jesus love, baby. And John Mayer apparently hasn’t had enough to Minka Kelly – they were spotted in New York together earlier this week and courtside at a basketball game last week, even though he was also reportedly making out with Cameron Diaz in between. Full Story

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