The Freebie Five

April 11, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 11, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned, it’s new and hopefully improved. There’s been some juggling too. Leo is off the top spot in favour of Jake Gyllenhaal – for the lamest of reasons, I KNOW, but I’m confident it will pass. Give me a few weeks and I’ll get over my dream. As for the whereabouts of Kyle Chandler – hear me out. Full Story

JLo & Marc: is it over?

April 11, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 11, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Call me Cruise but I hope not. Read the entire article before making your conclusion. OK! Magazine claims she’s leaving him. Because he’s controlling, because he doesn’t give her her own space, because he shadows her everywhere and she’s finally tired of being controlled. The report references several huge scraps – one last summer and one in December with Jennifer venturing out solo to seek solace from friends – Marc’s jealousy at the Globes in January when she was dancing with another man, and his constant pressure on her to sell her homes in Miami and LA (no reason provided in the article). Full Story

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Winners of the Juno Gift Bag, the Good Shepherd DVD, and the Entourage Box Sets have been contacted. Thanks so much for all your entries – more giveaways to come soon, including Little Children and The Queen herself.

Next up – John Mayer disease seems to be wildly contagious. Latest victim: Pete Wentz? Pushing back the Fall Out Boy tour only to be seen in LA hand in hand, night after night with Ashlee Simpson, making out in the dark, then grocery shopping in what looks like jammies the next morning – are the Simpson Sisters this generation’s version of Yoko Ono?

Discuss.

It’s Tuesday, am blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts…including a new riddle.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. To readers in Canada…it’s only for one day. One day that pays for dirty, dirty smut AND keeps my bitch alive, one day, gone tomorrow but the gossip will live on… my endless thanks and love for your understanding.

PPS. Girl on the Verge – remember her? Good news is she’s managed to avoid rock bottom…for now. Dried out for a week though a new setback is causing much distress. Seems she’s been professionally replaced, the mentor has moved on. Which in the long run is a good thing. In the short term however, it’s more rejection and for someone so fragile, it could mean disaster. Let’s hope she stays strong. Will keep you posted.

Colin Farrell anyone?

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yes yes yes. I suffered through Miami Vice. And I suffered through it because even with the oil, even with the greasy hair and the cheesy dialogue and the ridiculous plot and Gong Li’s unintelligible delivery, even though he looked like sh-t, Colin Farrell is a sexy beast. And yes, it probably does have something to do with the fact that I’ve seen his sex tape…which, if you can get your hands on, is well worth it. Full Story

Pip & Biel Make Sense

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pipsqueak and Scarlett Johansson? She’s much too much woman for his undropped balls. But Jessica Biel? Jessica Biel is ideal. Jessica Biel is another TV Girl with a great ass. With ONLY an ass. An ass that has somehow earned her a ticket to the Globes and the Oscars and Paris Fashion Week. But Jessica Biel is by no means an A List Heavyweight. Full Story

Drama say what???

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Spoiler alert. Avert eyes now. So the residents of some condo are pissed because the Entourage crew has taken over and is disturbing the peace. Hmmm…that sucks. But more importantly, the show has been shooting there because Johnny Drama…wait for it…wait for it… HAS MOVED OUT?!!?? Say what? WTF??? They’re currently shooting Season 4. Full Story

Thinking of Travolta?

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

source Kevin Spacey at an afterparty last night looking for John Travolting, though legend around London is that his modus operandi isn’t the massage parlour and a c*ckstand but aspiring actors and fellatio for favours. But theatre rumours are SOOO unreliable, right? Full Story

Jen and her nipples

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Fraud has a great body. Especially when she eats. And now that she says she’s in a better place, she’s decided to fill out a little - slightly more voluptuous and she looks great. Really, really great. The Fraud also has great nipples. And we were treated to them for 10 years during the interminable run of Friends. Full Story

Bodhi Back to Normal

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t tell me you haven’t seen Point Break, like, at least 3 times. I won’t believe you. 15 years! 15 years and I STILL watch it on Sundays if it’s the Movie of the Week! And Dirty Dancing too. Bodhi and Johnny Castle – Patrick Swayze’s two best roles. And please. Full Story

Speechless…

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I…I can’t… Somehow Tori and KFed Jr found themselves in a park yesterday and somehow the pappies found them too! And captured this moment of tenderness between father and child and mother and child and father and mother and child all together. Suddenly Junior is the father of the f&ckin’ year? Funny that. Full Story

The Daily Little: SJP

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At an event honouring Diane Keaton last night. All over her hair and the eyes look rather…refreshed, non? But the dress. Can’t say I’m down with the dress. A bit prom on the skirt non? And the cut, perhaps not on someone so short? Just makes her look even littler, I think. And if you’re not tall either, save it with your protest email – I’m height challenged as well. Full Story