Brad in Rainbows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 09:04:32 June 20, 2008 09:04:32

Brad has been a fan of Radiohead for a long, long time. Remember at the wedding? He arranged for Radiohead to be playing while fireworks lit up the sky. I remember thinking at the time, much as I love Radiohead too, that it’s not exactly celebratory music. Like can you imagine your guests getting down to Paranoid Android? Perhaps it was a bad omen even then. Full Story

Girls Night with My Gwynnie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 08:32:57 June 20, 2008 08:32:57

This should be my life!!! Stella McCartney stepped out with my best friend Gwyneth Paltrow last night in London for the Hoping Foundation Benefit. See how their arms are looped together? That will never be me. I will never stand off to the side somewhere, giggling with Gwynnie, judging everyone around us. Full Story

Smarmy ShameScrew in Short Shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 07:25:55 June 20, 2008 07:25:55

This is for Lara. Lara and I have a dirty dirty thing for Ed Westwick, our favourite shamef&ck. Ed and the cast of Gossip Girl have resumed shooting for the new season in the Hamptons. Ed was apparently diligently learning his lines, reviewing his script, and getting platonically cuddly with a PA on set. Full Story

Hotness Happily Married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 07:00:27 June 20, 2008 07:00:27

James McAvoy attended the premiere last night of Wanted with his wife Anne-Marie. Must always repeat the following detail – Anne-Marie is 9 years older. Is that the hottest thing about him? That he loves an older woman? That he completely adores his older woman wife? And why not? Anne-Marie Duff has been called one of Britain’s brightest, most treasured actors. Full Story

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Becks bares his billboard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 06:41:44 June 20, 2008 06:41:44

David Beckham was in San Francisco yesterday to unveil his Armani Billboard – a massive shot of him in his undies. Thing is, I can’t decide which I lust better: my Becks close to naked or my Becks fully clothed. Because Becks wears his clothes so bloody well. Check out the suit. Check out how he fills out the suit. Full Story

When Sienna Looks Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 06:26:27 June 20, 2008 06:26:27

Will she regret Rhys? Will she shudder at the memory of his hands all over her? Will she dry heave when recalling the smell of his sweat? This is what happens to me. I regret. I regret them all save oh maybe 3? The others were all rubbish. Some of them were uglier than f&ck. One of them I brought home and my mother was like, why are you dating a boy with three hairs on his head shaped like a tripod? Ew! Ass! Then again, maybe Sienna’s not so shallow. Full Story

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What problem? There is no problem!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 05:58:00 June 20, 2008 05:58:00

This is Keira Knightley yesterday in London at The Edge of Love afterparty in a gorgeous purple dress looking as healthy as ever. At least in her mind. Remember – she doesn’t have a problem, she’s never had a problem, and you’re not allowed to say she has a problem. Because there is no problem. Full Story

Katy Perry: on Lily, Angie, and John Mayer too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 05:54:00 June 20, 2008 05:54:00

Katy Perry’s I Kissed a Girl is currently #1 both on iTunes and Billboard Canada and second to only Coldplay on the Billboard Hot 100. Not bad, right? But while the easy assumption is that at 23, Katy’s success came quickly, in reality she’s now with her fourth record label, having been bounced around and rejected for years by the business. Full Story

June 20, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 05:50:15 June 20, 2008 05:50:15

Happy 23rd birthday Devon from Heather, Kathleen, and the boys at PAC. To Amy – Happy 22nd Birthday tomorrow! Your little Pips loves you to pieces! To Gina W – Happy 26th on Sunday! Zainab is sorry to miss your Gossip-Girl party but where’s MY invitation??? I want to see what you wear – send photos! Happy belated Birthday Claudette with love from Andrea. Full Story

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Thanks so much to all of you who attended the Smut Soiree last night! Shiloh came through in the end and parted the clouds just as the guests were arriving! As usual, the incomparable girls from The Society put on a kick ass event. The house was sick, the drinks didn’t stop, Dan Levy is the hotness, and the smut … well the smut was salacious, non? Photos etc to follow soon but suffice to say, you made it our best event so far. And we cannot wait til next year!

Do I suck for saying that I’m finding Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong a little porny? Check out this video - they’re teasing each other, then she grabs him in for a kiss, and I hope they headed home to get busy. Hot. Am all over it.

Even hotter? Another Beckham ad in his undies. It will help on a Thursday that followed a midnight burger at Fran’s with the girls.

Am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Tiger Woods does not have another woman and Tara Reid isn’t the other woman.