Friends for Friends and looking fine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 10:59:03 September 25, 2007 10:59:03

George Clooney came out to support Brad Pitt in Jesse James last week. And last night Brad returned the favour, arriving solo to the NYC premiere of Michael Clayton. Check him out all dressed up and delicious, wearing a suit the way it is meant to be worn, chewing his gum, showing off his sexy gait, probably rushing to get home to make Pitt Porn with Angelina. Full Story

Drunken Punch-up at a Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 10:51:53 September 25, 2007 10:51:53

It’s the title of a wicked Radiohead song and while it didn’t exactly go down that way, Kate Moss and Sienna Miller were about to claw each other’s eyes out at a wedding the other night until Sadie Frost (???) stepped in and settled sh-t down. But why, Sadie…why??? Kate is apparently not taking too kindly to the fact that Sienna is single white femaling her entire life – copying her style, imitating her drama, and stealing her friends, the latest of which is Rhys Ifans. Full Story

Career Error

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 10:30:34 September 25, 2007 10:30:34

I concede – for a while there he had his 15 minutes. On Kimmel, doing a side-splitting imitation of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch, Dane Cook was hilarious. But that’s it, you know? It’s tired. It’s the same old. He’s a college circuit comedian period. And the clock is ticking…as evidenced this weekend by the box office slaughter of his new film Good Luck Chuck by the eventual winner Resident Evil. Full Story

50 is Fantastic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 00:00:00 September 25, 2007 00:00:00

I loooooove Rene Russo. I love her! I loved her in Lethal Weapon, I loved her in the Thomas Crown movie, and I love, love, love her hair. Can you believe this woman is 53? I am nearly 20 years younger, I have never ever looked this good. And if she’s had work done, so be it. It’s subtle, she doesn’t frighten me, more power to her. Full Story

Shelf Ass Superhero?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 09:58:02 September 25, 2007 09:58:02

Jessica Biel’s publicist really needs to write a book. Or teach a course. Or start up her own agency. Because what she’s done with a Shelf Ass is nothing short of extraordinary. From collaborating with the paps during work outs OUTSIDE the gym, and beach visits baring her bikini bottom with her dogs (now dog, singular), to dating the Pip, to leaking details of a romance with Pip, and travelling the world with Pip, Jessica Biel is reportedly on her way to nailing her very own super hero franchise. Full Story

All Star Rossum on Video!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 00:00:00 September 25, 2007 00:00:00

Have you eaten? If so… use caution. I dry heaved my way through breakfast over this. But still…in it’s own cheese way, in a way only she can deliver, Emmy Rossum’s new video is all kindsa hilarious. Part Neutrogena commercial, part photo shoot, part self adulation, part Bridget Jones rip off, see the Rossum in various degrees of Rossum ranging from writhing around on white sheets in her bed, to running across a bridge with her breasts bound and heaving, to FLOATING ON WATER in an angelic yellow dress while emoting to camera all while her does eyes gaze out at you imploringly and her hair whips around, carried by the wind and her whimsy. Full Story

Booby Ball 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 09:34:03 September 25, 2007 09:34:03

Promotion for a good cause: Healthy boobies are important. So every year I make it a point of promoting the annual Booby Ball in support of Rethink Breast Cancer We all know someone. For me, it’s my mother in law. Full Story

Why Bridget is Bitter and Bitchy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 08:35:27 September 25, 2007 08:35:27

They were dating, they broke up, supposedly had not-very-careful goodbye sex, then he moves on not to a mousy looking football groupie but to Gisele Bundchen – easily one of the most amazing looking women on the planet. Can you blame Bridget Moynahan for burning the way she is? I’d be bitter and bitchy too. Full Story

Desperate for Randoms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 08:33:45 September 25, 2007 08:33:45

Heath Ledger is a far cry from his hotness in A Knight’s Tale but still… he is, after all, a movie star. And he still looks better than Zach Braff. So does he really have to stoop to this? Evidently whatever cougar moves Helena Christensen put on him weren’t lasting because Heath was seen the other day in New York with a wing man who ran after two random girls as they were leaving some hotel and offered them Heath’s address, requesting that they drop by. Full Story

Denise’s Day of Reckoning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 08:28:25 September 25, 2007 08:28:25

It’s not good form, it’s certainly not classy but some say when you deal with scum, you inevitably have to get a little scummy. And Denise Richards is definitely scum. So Charlie Sheen is getting scummy right back. He’s had a lot of practise. You will recall, last week Denise filed a motion with the court questioning Charlie’s competence as a parent, alleging that he engages in inappropriate internet pornographic activity – an accusation she first raised when they split. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola infects Sweden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 08:21:06 September 25, 2007 08:21:06

North America is already raging from her virus, Greece was besieged, Germany was infected last year, and now Hollywood Ebola has unleashed her disease on Sweden. This is Paris Hilton’s new man. His name is Alexander Vaggo. Some young hot backpacker dude she picked up outside a hostel the other day and in her own Pretty Woman moment has dressed him up in nice clothes and hooked him up with a modeling agent. Full Story