RoboBride in Louisiana

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heads up Shreveport…Katie Holmes is in town. So save her! Save her while you can! Because right now, she’s alone! The GMD has yet to join her, he will be doing so in a matter of days – which means she’s alone…but not really. Bet your boob job the Church has her handcuffed to the BFF shadow. Full Story

Dear… Sweet… Goddess

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t.I can’t even begin to understand why anyone would do this to her face and her body. And it makes me sad. Because deep down there must be a lot of unhappiness. And because once upon a time, Lara Flynn Boyle was so beautiful. Like, SO beautiful. See attached black and white… see how beautiful? But look at her now. Full Story

The Thinnification of Katie Heigl?

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A l’il bit, don’t you think? Also at the GLAAD event on Saturday, looking remarkably thin in an amazing white suit, half Barbie/half Charlize Theron, and another nasty cold is making me a crusty bitch today but I think her head looks too big for her body – you? And it’s hard, you know? It’s hard for me to rag on Katherine Heigl. Full Story

Dr Montgomery and the new Fringe

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate at the GLAAD gala this weekend. You likey? Me no likey. And I LOOOOVE Kate Walsh. But the new fringe gives it the look of a bad wig. And a bad wig can sometimes suggest a tranny. And while I’m not saying Kate looks like a tranny regularly, I’m just saying there’s just a whisper whisper of the tranny here… Or maybe it’s just me? Never mind. Full Story

Demi the new Nicole?

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sigh. Bump watch is my least favourite of all the gossip watches. Mostly because I don’t give a sh-t but also because most of the time it’s based on whether or not a woman happens to be bloated. Which isn’t exactly reliable scientific smut. Three months ago, Halle Berry went out for groceries and her stomach wasn’t concave – all of a sudden she was supposed to be expecting. Full Story

Cheese Man gets a new girl

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

sourceHer name is Camila Alves. Of course she’s a model. Of course she’s attractive. So what the hell is she doing with this cheese? Total downgrade if you ask me…  Full Story

When does Skank expire? CAUTION: NUDITY

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How long does it take to wash away a slutty history? If one used to sell for sex, when does that cease to become a blemish? Is there, like, a statute of limitations on a prostitution past? Or is it once a ho, always a ho? Kinda like Denise Richards? British rags are openly calling the golddigging dancer a “former hooker”, with allegations from a former event planner that Heather was paid to participate in orgies with billionaires in the early 90s. Full Story

Britney: getting fit, still f&cking crazy?

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Good signs and warning signs, it’s never easy with Britney. Girl is just so f&cking… dumb. Like I mean seriously stupid. Like learning impaired. Which accounts for my soft spot. Because I truly believe she’s too stupid to know, you know? Followed everywhere by the pappies this weekend – out for sushi several times, at the dance studio, stopping by Parc for a brief club hop only to dash out half and hour later… all positive developments. Full Story

Kate Moss a critical flop?

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to fashion critics, Kate’s designs for Topshop suck ass, with a senior staffer at Barney’s calling her “a working class slag from a crap town” and dismissing her clothes as cheap imitations of items she’s worn in the past created by “real” style mavericks. Full Story

How the Tabloids write themselves?

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Navigating the gossip terrain is a tricky business. Celebrity spin, publicists feeding fake stories, weeding through the sales and the conspiracies – unless you’re a card carrying member of the MiniVan Majority, you probably want to be a bit more discerning with your smut, right? Especially since the rags will pretty much print anything. Full Story

The Pitts and the new candids

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad and Zahara out for ice cream, Angie waiting in the car, and somehow caught on camera by not one but at least 2 pappy agencies…amazing, init? Two weeks after Janice Min’s scathing report in Us Weekly about Angelina’s “twisted double life”, amid increasing speculation that their relationship is on the decline, that Brad is unhappy, that Angie is a terrible mother, the Pitts seem to have carefully orchestrated a random outing to illustrate that things are fine. Full Story