British Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Many concur: it was a kneejerk reaction, a decision based on emotion, a decision made prematurely, and a decision he is supposedly regretting more every day, though with a stiff upper lip he will gamely honour his promise. David Beckham, on the eve of his move to America, in London yesterday at the Concert for Diana to introduce Take That, was greeted with one of the loudest receptions of the evening – a bittersweet moment for a man who will be calling Los Angeles home for the next long while. Full Story

Ghetto Weave attacks her mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Whichever side you may be on, nothing says Low Classy like wishing your mother well through the pappies. Lynne Spears getting bitchslapped by her daughter Britney who supposedly has been leaking information about their feud through the team of photographers following her around, telling anyone who will listen that she was forced into rehab by a mother who refused to acknowledge her post partum issues, choosing instead to send her into treatment for addictions she says she never had. Full Story

The Heir Can’t Dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

In all fairness, his beaver bucks weren’t quite so beaver bucky yesterday...but then another dorky problem reared its dorky head and that would be the Rhythm Issue. Is there anything unsexier than a dude who can’t dance? And tries to? His brother knows. The Hotness on a Horse who can hang a pair of pants…Harry knows. Full Story

Friday, June 29, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Was completely balls to the wall yesterday with eTalk and travel and battling London cold. Am SO sorry to have disappointed you. Good news is my filming segments are now complete, blogging schedule now returns to normal.

Can I trouble you then to bear a few catch up articles from yesterday before launching into current smut? For your understanding – thank you, love you, owe you.

Friday, online all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Have a great long weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. My love and affection for Karen Leavitt who drugged me with flu medication and then took me drinking. I was indeed temporarily cured. Next time NYC…promise?

Flawless…but is she forgiven?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

Claire Danes earlier this week at Letterman to promote her new movie Evening and she does look amazing, doesn’t she? Karma Face appears to have receded replaced by a new glow and a freshness never seen during her time with that cheating prick Billy Crudup. This is what happens when you’re in love with a ‘Mo, see? He might not feel the same way back, but he’ll never ever let you out looking less than perfect. Full Story

Sirius Black is a Sexy Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

When I was young and stupid, I wondered how Uma Thurman could possibly marry Gary. And now, with a little more experience and perhaps a savvier sense of what is sexy, now I totally get it. Especially now that I’ve seen the Order of the Phoenix. Gary Oldman is the hotness. And Sirius Black is the Hotness, particularly at the end. Full Story

Truth…or Denial?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

What do you make of this? Britney’s reason for cutting off her mother – she says she’s not an addict, was never an addict, and feels her mother and her manager and her ex husband betrayed her by pushing her into rehab for addictions that never existed. Threatened by KFed, Britney entered Promises as those around her denied her access to her kids until she did what they wanted. Full Story

Revolting wears a Hairpiece?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

So says the Daily Mail. Check it out – a close up of his hairline and note the mesh attached. Makes me feel a little sorry for him actually. Not for his follicle challenge but the pitiful impression it suggests – a man confined inside a closet, reprogrammed regularly in order to remain so, who has had to suppress his true sequined self his whole life, only able to exercise a little flame on the dance floor once every few years, and who is now aging and fighting it every step of the way on top of whatever Xenu penance he is still paying for straying from the rule book last year on the set of Hairspray. Full Story

Is Chelsy Chav?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

I don’t think so but Karen L and I were debating it the other night at the Sanderson Hotel. She says yes, I say no…You? Here’s Chelsy arriving at Heathrow yesterday, likely joining Hot Harry on a Horse at the Concert for Diana on Sunday. Girl can fill out a pair of jeans, that’s for sure. Full Story

40 and not pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

Katie Holmes on her way to a meeting yesterday looking about as fresh and young as Sharon Stone. Shame that lovely body has been force-wrapped into middle aged mediocrity to court the MiniVan Majority. By the way – all that German hoopla about not allowing the GMD’s new project to be filmed there… you’ve heard they’ve changed their minds, right? Tom Cruise and Valkyrie will be welcome. Full Story

Jeans for a Change

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

Angelina Jolie in Prague yesterday actually wearing jeans and not trousers for a change. She looks good in jeans non? Also pics from earlier this week, Angelina picking up the kids while Brad was off shooting a commercial. As you can see, Pax seems rather attached to their trusty security dude Mickey. Full Story