Pending Proposal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 08:49:21 August 16, 2007 08:49:21

Lame. Good Charlotte appeared on Regis and Kelly this morning and Regis asked Joel about a “little ring” and Joel was all like – um…whatever…um – uncomfortable and said he was hoping to keep it quiet which only means he never intended to keep it quiet and now we all know: Joel Madden bought a ring. Full Story

Loser Magnet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 00:00:00 August 16, 2007 00:00:00

The worst… the absolute WORST taste in men. Can Britney attract anything but the golddigging famediggers? Breaking news – last night, Britney was seen holding hands with Mindfreak Criss Angel at the Beverly Hills Hotel. They hit up a suite on the 11th floor. You will recall, Criss went on a handful of dates with Cameron Diaz a couple of months ago and then opportunistically professed his love for her on national television after some kind of death stunt. Full Story

Tongue Out & Stone Faced

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 07:59:04 August 16, 2007 07:59:04

The cutest: David Beckham scored his first with the Galaxy last night and celebrated by running the pitch with his tongue out and arms apart, a move imitated in the family box by Brooklyn who like most boys, clearly hero worships his pop. His mother however prefers to keep her elation, if any, bottled inside. Full Story

Shelf Ass strips for employment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 07:41:00 August 16, 2007 07:41:00

Jessica Biel is currently shooting a new movie call Powder Blue headlined by Oscar winner Forrest Whittaker – something about the intersecting lives of seemingly unrelated people in LA with a violent twist. Already critics are calling it a Crash copycat. Having said that, Powder Blue is clearly a step up from the garbage she’s worked on of late – Next, Chuck & Larry – and now we know why. Full Story

Amy Winehouse: Countdown to Relapse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 07:04:40 August 16, 2007 07:04:40

Covenant House Vancouver, our youth workers always say: Relapse is a part of recovery. And so relapse is often not approached as a setback but rather as an expected stumble along the road to overcoming addiction. I always hear our staff saying to our kids “remember your clean time”, which means that staying sober, even if only for a week or a month, was actually achieved, proving that they can absolutely do it. Full Story

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Britney on the cover of Us Weekly…again. What is it – like, the third in a row? As everyone rushes to cash in on her crazy, the greedy ex is clearly winning the battle for public opinion and for her bank account, which in his mind, undoubtedly means much more than the battle for his boys. More on that later.

Sienna - 2 men in 2 days. Living up to the rep…love it.

And a new twist on the Hot Harry on a Horse at Cowboys in Calgary story coming up.

It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day – refresh often!

Yours in gossip,


No Gap for Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 14:40:29 August 15, 2007 14:40:29

She’s certainly cute enough, but Little Sci will not be the face of Baby Gap. The GMD’s rep has shot down the rumour that his daughter will appear in the company’s new campaign – a rumour originated in that bottom feeding rag Life & Style. Seriously… They reported that Tom and Katie would split right after Little Sci’s birth. Full Story

Hermy and the Golden Shower

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 14:31:25 August 15, 2007 14:31:25

What the fack??? Us Weekly is reporting that Cameron Diaz and John Mayer are dating!!! Apparently the two were out in NYC for dinner last night. They’ve spent time together before with friends but have now graduated to solo outings. Said a source: “It"s new and developing...but they really like each other and it went well. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 14:16:50 August 15, 2007 14:16:50

Any job. Because she really really needs one. Sorry to keep on the C list but Carmen Electra went to the beach the other day. You may have seen a few of the photos. But did you know she changed her bikini FOUR F&CKING TIMES??? Before you ask…it was not an “official” photo shoot. Full Story

Remember Her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 14:03:39 August 15, 2007 14:03:39

Am a huge fan of stupid teen movies…remember her? Jodi Lyn O’Keefe – always played the mean girl, was hilarious in She’s All That making out and scrapping with Matthew Lillard…and one of the best teen movie names: Taylor Vaughan. Remember? Girl looks like she grew up hard. Full Story

Hello Bar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 13:35:54 August 15, 2007 13:35:54

You know her as Leo’s girlfriend. A model, of course. From Israel. Thing with Bar is that I can never remember what she looks like. You know how that is? Not to say she isn’t gorgeous but not in that way where you can always see her face when you close your eyes. I can always see Gisele. Having said that, this is probably the best shoot of I’ve seen. Full Story