Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2016 20:24:22 August 26, 2016 20:24:22

Natalie Portman came back for the smiles (Dlisted

Andrew eats with friends (Just Jared

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck sleep in separate bedrooms for his birthday (Cele|bitchy

I couldn’t stop watching that Beyoncé Aaliyah video yesterday. To the point that I got emotional. (TooFab

Demi Lovato’s new boyfriend (TMZ

I wish I could un-know that I know this (The Superficial

Maria Menounos’s leather dress (Hollywood Tuna

Venus and Serena are so cute together (Go Fug Yourself

Frances Bean’s divorce details (Evil Beet

Pete’s Dragon: a reason to go to the movies

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 26, 2016 19:54:39 August 26, 2016 19:54:39

So far, it’s been kind of a sh*t year for film. The highlights have been incredibly high (Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Green Room, Swiss Army Man, Captain America: Civil War), but they’re vastly outnumbered by a slew of utter dreck, and more than once this year, I’ve had to force myself to go see a movie while feeling like I simply couldn’t sit through two more hours of garbage when I could be doing something else with my time, like punching myself in the face repeatedly. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, August 26, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at August 26, 2016 19:38:54 August 26, 2016 19:38:54

Shawn Mendes gave an interview to Billboard and is claiming he was misquoted about his fans not knowing him. I want to shake these young popstars and tell them not to pander to their fandoms. It’s OK if they don’t “know” you. You can love and appreciate your fans without giving them your soul. Full Story

Britney’s Glory weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2016 17:41:39 August 26, 2016 17:41:39

Britney’s new album, Glory, dropped today. Last night she was on Carpool Karaoke with James Corden. Those hits, they stand up, don’t they? I will never not love the line, “that is just so typically me”. Ever. A few years ago, as you know, this would not have been possible. Full Story

Amy Schumer, Again

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 26, 2016 17:28:06 August 26, 2016 17:28:06
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It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Amy Schumer. Just as her first book, The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, was being released, a writer on Inside Amy Schumer, Kurt Metzger, went off on social media about rape survivors and rape culture. Full Story

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Kubo and the Two Strings: Who is watching this?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 26, 2016 16:06:15 August 26, 2016 16:06:15
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Wenn, FameFlynet, J. Webber/ Splash News

The animation house Laika makes beautiful jewel-box movies, all done in distinctively macabre stop-motion animation, and even when their aesthetic leans into “ugly on purpose” territory—as in their two previous films, ParaNorman and The Boxtrolls—their films are visually stunning. Full Story

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Rihanna’s “holy crap”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2016 15:33:51 August 26, 2016 15:33:51
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Rihanna will receive the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award on Sunday at the VMAs, held for the first time at Madison Square Garden. And she will be performing in celebration of the honour. It’s expected to be one of the most memorable moments of the show, perhaps what we’ll be talking most about on Monday, according to the executive producer, Jesse Ignjatovic, who tells Entertainment Weekly that Full Story

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Jeff Bridges, Chris Pine, and Ben Foster in Hell or High Water

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 26, 2016 15:02:34 August 26, 2016 15:02:34
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Sometimes you try to get to a movie to review it, but it keeps not working out, and you start to think that maybe you should just let this one go. I had just about reached that point with Hell or High Water when my schedule finally lined up and I made it to a showing of the movie, and man am I glad I stuck with this one, because Hell or High Water is GREAT. Full Story

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August 26, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2016 14:20:22 August 26, 2016 14:20:22
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Heather! To celebrate your NUMBER THREE shout-out, here are Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland (who, yes, just turned 100!!!), and Katharine Hepburn. This means you’re going to watch Feud, right?    Full Story