Jess, Dane, and a Gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Has to be said again and again… the Harley Pasternak version of Jessica Simpson is fantastic. Here she is - largely unseen photos from Prince’s show at the Roosevelt flanked by her new BFF and also…Dane Cook, which is obviously how those rumours resurfaced: that they have picked up where they left off during shooting for that straight to video suckage movie about the supermarket. Full Story

Prince > Pip Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

source Not enough love paid to The Prince after his performance at the Roosevelt. The man is wearing a pale blue disco suit and still I quiver. Justin Timberlake? Maybe in 25 years, son. Thanks Romina and Housequake! Full Story

Claire Contrite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Motion to forgive Claire Danes. Second? Claire is currently promoting a lovely, lovely, lovely movie called Evening with a kick ass stellar cast including Meryl Streep, Vanessa Redgrave, Toni Collette, Patrick Wilson, and her maybe gaybe boyfriend Hugh Dancy. In an interview with the Toronto Star, Claire addresses her homewrecking history – an affair with Billy Crudup while Mary Louise Parker was 7 months pregnant with his child. Full Story

Skitty’s not Skanky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

OK she is, but not this time. Diddy and Kim Porter have split, tabloids are blaming his relationship with Sienna Miller after they supposedly rekindled it post Concert for Diana. But as much as I love to rag on Skitty, my sources say they are seriously just friends. At least they were on Saturday. Sienna had yet to see Diddy when she arrived at Wembley. Full Story

The Pleasure Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Pervy, I know. But still… an Australian magazine has printed a few of the much ballyhooed sexytime shots of Nick and Nessa on vacay and as you can see from Nick’s face, something is definitely, definitely goin’ on down there. And he is definitely, definitely enjoying himself! Love it. Full Story

Beach Bling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

For a photo shoot? I totally get it. But real life at the beach? Call me Cruise - I’m thinkin’ overkill on the accessories, non? The same earrings on both sisters, the double fisted bangles…several inches of them… Maybe it’s just me. But Hilary Duff does indeed have a great body. Full Story

A Photo Opp Reunion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Both in Malibu, both famewhores, both understand the game, and at the same time both want to outdo the other. You will recall Paris Hilton told Larry King when asked about Lindsay in rehab, she replied: I don’t have any friends in rehab. And yet she showed up yesterday at Lilo’s Fourth of July bash, knowing she’d make a splash of her own and steal away a little of Lindsay’s thunder. Full Story

12 Weeks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

With EXACTLY a week to go before her scheduled court date on DUI charges, Nicole Richie has landed the cover of Us Weekly – 12 weeks pregnant and perhaps engaged, ending weeks of BabySpec and perfectly timed too. Coincidence or conspiracy? Don’t doubt for a second she wasn’t intentionally whipping it into a frenzy. Full Story

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

What’s worse than being in love with a junkie? How about getting dumped by one? Apparently the reason Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are on the outs is because HE wanted it so. Something about her suffocating him, ringing him all the time and berating him on the phone – Kate is supposedly a clinger and alternates between desperately trying to get him back and changing the locks on her front gate. The latest fleeting moment of self worth occurred just today – movers have been seeing loading Pete’s sh-t into a truck and carting it away. Come tomorrow she’ll probably be licking his open sores again.

Stupid twat.

All of them stupid twats: Britney, Lindsay, Avril… but not Christina Aguilera. Not drug addicted, not an obnoxious douche, the consummate professional...and now expecting her first child with that nice fellow she married. Well done.

Wednesday – live blogging, refresh for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Don’t forget to enter the Beckham Motorola Contest!

Fringe Good, Bob Better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2007 12:00:00 July 4, 2007 12:00:00

Christina Ricci rockin’ a shorter bob… seen here at the end of May during a press conference in Berlin for the upcoming Speed Racer and again the other day at LAX being greeted by her long time boyfriend, the dude who played Chandler’s creepy roommate now with a recurring role on Entourage - can’t be bothered to learn his name. Full Story

The Daily Bitch… Please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2007 12:00:00 July 4, 2007 12:00:00

In preparation for her publicity tour to promote her one hour special on NBC airing July 16th, Posh has pulled an Angelina, her people insisting that members of the press sign a release agreeing to focus interviews solely on the reality show and not on the Beckham’s personal life. Rich.  This from a woman who cannot exist without being photographed, who has spent hours practicing for photographs, who wears heels to the amusement park just in case she is photographed, who once walked down the streets of LA looking like this, who is rumoured to pre-arrange photo sightings when she’s especially enamoured of a particular outfit…and now she’s pleading for privacy while pimping a REALITY TV SHOW??? Only Victoria Beckham. Full Story