Kissing Ass Everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 06:49:17 May 8, 2008 06:49:17

After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, the GMD is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force for women not only in the newsroom but the world at large". Full Story

May 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 06:44:19 May 8, 2008 06:44:19

Happy Birthday to Nickie in Calgary. Heard you’re getting, um, rocked by your very own fountain of youth. Go on girl… 35 never looked so good. To Janet M from Violetta – Happy Birthday and a thousand air kisses for introducing V to my smut. Happy Birthday Katharine from Beth who will miss you so much and is sending you smutty wishes for a lovely birthday and a care-free summer. Full Story

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

We had dinner last night in the Village like 3 feet away from Cindy Crawford. Up close she is as perfect as it gets. Tall and lean and gorgeous and disciplined. Nursed a glass of red wine forever, nibbled (as in 4 small bites) at her salad, and taste-tested her pasta, leaving most of it behind. I guess that’s what it takes.

Congratulations Tracey D, winner of the Ford Models Contest! There are two remaining model search dates in Calgary and Halifax. Click here for more information.

Wednesday – it’s a travel day, am blogging on the fly, refresh when you can! And is posting the first exclusive Mimi wedding photos some time this morning. You think she wore a Hello Kitty garter belt?

Yours in gossip,

The Boys are Back… in September!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2008 13:35:00 May 7, 2008 13:35:00

The boys of Entourage were shooting today in West Hollywood at Urth Caffe getting set for a September return. It’s been so long I can’t remember where they left off. I think it was Cannes and Medellin sucking sh*t at the festival… Plot lines are always kept pretty tight to the chest but Leighton Meester will be guest starring and nothing would please me more than seeing Turtle taming a bitch. Full Story

Mimi’s Hot Young Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2008 12:48:54 May 7, 2008 12:48:54

WAY hotter than Beyonce and Jay-Z! People Magazine bought the exclusives – Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding photos and details in the new issue. The cover was released today…and as you can see, Mimi looks ridiculously and naively in love and, most importantly, extremely sated. Full Story

Old Girl Sh*t is the Best Sh*t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2008 12:39:59 May 7, 2008 12:39:59

Seriously… two old broads fighting in public totally makes my life. So Barbara Walters has written a memoir. Of course she went on Oprah to publicise it, revealing that she was a homewrecker in the 70s. She then proceeds in her book to sell out two ladies she used to work with: Star Jones and Rosie O’Donnell. Full Story

Who Needs a Reason…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2008 08:27:53 May 7, 2008 08:27:53

To post pics of Robert Downey Jr? No reason necessary. Except that he’s the reigning king of the box office and quivers the loins. This is RDJ at Kimmel yesterday signing autographs for fans. As you already know, Iron Man killed it at the box office last weekend and is primed for a repeat performance, going head to head against Speed Racer which has been plagued by low public awareness. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2008 07:24:09 May 7, 2008 07:24:09

Dirty Face is a Homewrecker!?!? (DListed)

Does Ginger have concrete tits too? (Hollywood Tuna)

Who’s Testing Out the Celebrity Baby Theory again? (INO)

This man farted on the GMD (Holy Moly)

Jessica Simpson admits she’s a famewhore (Cele|bitchy)

Brad and Angelina’s French cuddle! SO cute! (JustJared)

George at 47

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2008 03:52:20 May 7, 2008 03:52:20

Yesterday was George Clooney’s birthday. He went out for dinner with friends like Ellen Barkin and Karen Duffy and also, of course, Sarah Larson. Not sure if that’s a tear in her dress or a strategically placed little gap. Curiously enough, as mentioned earlier, Cindy Crawford was in town. Full Story

Alone with Mr Armani

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2008 03:36:49 May 7, 2008 03:36:49

See how she rises? Here’s Sarah Larson yesterday in New York without George Clooney posing with Giorgio Armani as he receives the Couture Council’s Global Fashion Leadership Award. She’s a good looking girl but let’s be honest… on model standards, it’s not like she’s Gisele, or Natalia, or Sasha, or Coco, or Stam. Full Story

Apple or Sh*tHouse?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2008 03:34:56 May 7, 2008 03:34:56

Gwyneth Paltrow’s appearance on Jonathan Ross aired in the UK on Friday and by all accounts she was charming and endearing. She even had a pint! Gwynnie said she’s no longer on a macrobiotic diet and likes to indulge in fish and chips and ice cream and beer. She also discussed the big scandal surrounding the naming of Apple and proposed sh-tHouse as an alternative. Full Story