Angelina vs Marion?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 00:00:00 November 28, 2007 00:00:00

Biopic vs Biopic. Will it be Angelina’s Mariane Pearl vs Marion Cotillard’s Edith Piaf come Oscar night? Here’s Marion last night at the Gotham Awards – stunning, stunning, stunning. Love, love, love. Both performances were world class. But at the risk of waking the Brangelunatic beast, Marion’s was truly transformative. Full Story

Chicken Fried Thief

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 12:52:35 November 28, 2007 12:52:35

There is a thin line between sad and absurd. Many of you will find this story sad. And I can see why for you it would be the case. But when I close my eyes and picture it, when I picture being there and this sh*t going down, I … I… I’m sorry. I’m terrible. But I giggle. This is not kind, no. Full Story

Best.Trailer.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 12:09:17 November 28, 2007 12:09:17

Only because they cuss with such abandon and beauty, a degenerate dirty gossip lover like me can’t help but love it. Oh…and Colin Farrell and Ralph Fiennes together don’t hurt either. Why do I love it when Ralph drops the C bomb? It’s the trailer for In Bruges, Colin’s new movie that will open Sundance in January. Full Story

Bond Betrothed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 11:52:19 November 28, 2007 11:52:19

Daniel Craig’s girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell was wearing a mother of a diamond on her ring finger yesterday prompting speculation that he has proposed and they are to be married. My producer Laura is probably getting a rope ready to hang herself right now. But in spite of Laura’s woes, Daniel and “Sats”, they are a great match, non? Photos from Wenn Full Story

Ebola Upstaged and Wants to Spawn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 00:00:00 November 28, 2007 00:00:00

Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease will be perpetuated indefinitely. Full Story

Lovely Body, Cheese Pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 09:28:57 November 28, 2007 09:28:57

Christina Aguilera showing a beautiful baby bump on the cover of the new Marie Claire. All good…but the pose. The one hand behind the head pose? So weak. So Beyonce. So should be outlawed, don’t you think? source  Full Story

Chicken Fried Pregnant…Again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 09:07:34 November 28, 2007 09:07:34

Why is trash so fertile? In Touch, the last bastion of truth (snort!), is reporting that Britney is 4 weeks along and that the father is JR Rotem, that greasy extremely unattractive music producer with the unfortunate name who loves riding her for publicity. The magazine also claims Rotem has confirmed their report, telling the publication that “It’s True”. Full Story

The Re-Thinnification of Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 08:12:06 November 28, 2007 08:12:06

Reports have surfaced that Lindsay Lohan is drinking again. That she is drinking because alcohol was never her problem. That drugs were always her crippling vice. Her rep of course disputes the claim. But does her body? Remember when she practically disappeared two years ago? In the space of 6 weeks, after an inadequately explained hospital visit, Lilo and Nicole Richie thin-offed all over NYC and LA. Full Story

Downsized for Marc?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 07:49:19 November 28, 2007 07:49:19

Fashionista.com is reporting that Victoria Beckham is indeed the new face of Marc Jacobs for Spring 2008. Chav is in for 2008! This is of course a mayjah coup for Posh given Marc’s reputation and his popularity. And a mayjah slap in the face to British pundits who prematurely pronounced the Beckham’s American arrival a failure. Full Story

The Power of the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 07:30:47 November 28, 2007 07:30:47

It is a dark day. The Daily Mail is reporting that Andrew Morton’s Tom Cruise exposé will not be published in the UK because it’s too… boring! What??? Boring??? He went underground for two years writing this book. I heard he had to cut off cell phone access, land line access, preferring to haul ass to pay phones instead to make his calls. Full Story

Redux Rebound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 07:08:21 November 28, 2007 07:08:21

Heath Ledger had a torrid love affair with Heather Graham a few years ago before dating Naomi Watts. Now that he’s single again, apparently he’s looking to Heather for a booty call. Page Six Full Story