Thursday, May 8, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Madge is going on tour! Grab your girls, grab your gays because seeing Madonna live is one of the funnest experiences, like, ever!

Click here for Madonna Tour Dates. She’s calling it Sticky and Sweet and on the off chance you’re wondering about quality control, Jamie King is directing – again – and the last time she went on the road, her tour was the highest grossing of all time by a female artist. Word.

Madonna turns 50 on August 16th. Love Live Her Madgesty.

Thursday – am home, am blogging all day. Remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Royal Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 14:12:13 May 8, 2008 14:12:13

Gwyneth Paltrow is pictured here shooting a commercial in Rome today wearing a gorgeous white dress on a red carpet crowded with paparazzi and a carriage waiting her for at the end of the line. In some shots she can be seen before entering her palace turning around and waving to her subjects. Needless to say, she was probably having the best time ever. Full Story

PipTV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 13:37:55 May 8, 2008 13:37:55

Attached – Justin Timberlake arriving at the MTV Upfronts this afternoon. Not sure why but it was announced in March that JT is producing an American version of the Peruvian hit show My Problem With Women for NBC. Perhaps the Pip is getting his feet wet. After all, it is tv buying season and we should find out in a matter of days which shows will get picked up, and how the fall and mid season schedules next year are going to shake out. Full Story

Single Liv

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 13:20:00 May 8, 2008 13:20:00

Liv Tyler and her husband Royston Langdon are done. People is reporting exclusively that the break up is amicable. The two spent a very long holiday together this past Christmas with their son Milo after which she emerged much healthier looking than before she left. Full Story

Saturday Night Beef

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 10:10:00 May 8, 2008 10:10:00

Shia LeBeouf is hosting SNL this weekend. See the promos below. I f&cking love Andy. He’s so random.  I would TOTALLY go out with Andy Samberg. Source                      Full Story

Canadian Beef

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 09:28:00 May 8, 2008 09:28:00

Ken Doll Beefcakes are not my thing. This is why Ryan Reynolds on the cover of the new Men’s Health does nothing for me. Having said that, I know I’m in the minority. Quiver away. The thing is though, in this photo, especially with that awkward shadow around his left hand, it kinda looks like he’s…. Full Story

Hot Clive in the City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 08:23:54 May 8, 2008 08:23:54

Clive Owen has been shooting Duplicity with Julia Roberts in New York. He was on set yesterday wearing the sh*t out of a grey suit and a pair of shades. Yum. Forgot to mention seeing him at the Costume Institute Gala the other night. He dashed in quickly, almost unnoticed, looking sharp in a black tux, and not wee at all. Full Story

14 Is Older Than 18

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 07:28:00 May 8, 2008 07:28:00

Taylor Swift and Ali Lohan both attended the 5th Annual Candies Foundation Event to Prevent benefit last night in New York. Taylor is 18. Ali is 14. Four years is a pretty big difference at that age. But Ali is a child of Dina Lohan. There is no child of Dina Lohan who can retain youth. Which is why Ali looks about 10 years older than young Taylor, if not more. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Radiohead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 07:08:56 May 8, 2008 07:08:56

Wonder how Thom Yorke feels about this…Britney Spears leaving the gym yesterday with a copy of In Rainbows in hand. Really??? Britney listens to Radiohead? My husband is a little traumatised about it this morning. Still… it’s nice to see her happy and healthier. She’s on her way to establishing more contact with the kids, she’s not hanging out with random losers, and she looks very, very cute in her second appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Full Story

Nicole’s Family Photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 06:53:19 May 8, 2008 06:53:19

For Harpers Bazaar. They are gorgeous. Nicole Richie is on the cover and inside the magazine she poses with Harlow and with Joel in some of the most beautiful images she’s taken so far. They’re chic, they’re elegant, and also very, very sweet. Love the one with Joel kissing her hand. Full Story