Taupe Back to Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 06:45:00 November 30, 2007 06:45:00

Broadway strike has ended, shows are back on just in time for the holiday rush which means Taupe’s turn in Cyrano de Bergerac has resumed as will, undoubtedly, her daily photo opp with little dimpled adorable Violet. Here’s the most popular MiniVan Majority mom and tot duo out and about yesterday and Jen leaving the theatre after her performance. Full Story

How Many Bows?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 06:08:31 November 30, 2007 06:08:31

Remember Pene’s Oscar yellow strapless with the bow below the butt? See attached for a reminder. Again last night Penelope Cruz stepped out in NYC for the Spanish Institute"s Gold Medal Gala wearing strapless and blue and a big bow this time higher up her back. Is the bow repeatable? Even if it’s repositioned? Especially when everything else including material is the same but for colour? Just asking… PS. Full Story

RoboFringe, the GMD, and Alfred Hitchcock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 00:00:00 November 30, 2007 00:00:00

On a 40 year old socialite, on Anna Wintour - I love the fringe. On KatE Holmes, young gorgeous giantess married to a Gay Midget Dwarf? She looks lovely, yes she does. But for a girl not yet 28? Really? Really? It’s debatable. They showed up at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday for his “Courage” Award. Full Story

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Today is Thursday … a night The Office should be on. But for the writer’s strike. My favourite Friday Night Lights is on tomorrow. Just one of precious few new episodes remaining.

Please Sweet Xenu. Please end the strike soon.

In the meantime, The Office’s Angela – Angela Kinsey – is pregnant. Word is the story will be written into the show whenever this thing is resolved. See hilarious mock up of an Angela/Dwight baby attached. Some baby daddy mystery issues are ahead. Love it!

Am blogging all day, check back often. And congratulations to Claudia E, winner of the Oceans 13 DVD set!

More holiday giveaway action to come!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Katie Holmes is not a stingy bitch. Quite the opposite, in fact. One of the reasons the GMD has hidden his secrets so successfully, you see, is because unlike so many of his peers, he knows when to pay, and when to pay well. KatE therefore has learned the art of compensation. Unlike C&C who shamelessly stocks up on freebies like it’s an entitlement that comes with the award.

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You Can Keep Her!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 10:18:51 November 29, 2007 10:18:51

Pamela Anderson gave an interview to USA Today recently dishing on her career prospects and her personal life. According to Pam, she’s super in demand, with producers literally throwing themselves at her for work that she keeps having to turn down. "I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. Full Story

Walking Behind Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 00:00:00 November 29, 2007 00:00:00

It’s protocol for royalty, right? The noble blood walks first, the spouse must lag behind? Last night, Paris Hilton trotted her latest victim out for the paps, conveniently during a little visit with her parents who OF COURSE loved the Pizza Boy. As you can see, no photo opportunity was wasted, even though Ebola told Ellen yesterday that she was single. Full Story

Red Rumey & Her Sister

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 07:55:01 November 29, 2007 07:55:01

Like clockwork. It’s been about 2 weeks since my Rumey’s last sighting – announced as this year’s Miss Golden Globe. Which is why she showed up yesterday for photographers shopping with baby sister Tallulah, said by some to be the most attractive Willis/Moore progeny. It’s not Rumer’s best face forward, is it? No… the angles. Full Story

The Lifetime Promotes Sweeney Todd

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 00:00:00 November 29, 2007 00:00:00

Again – don’t insult him with a Freebie Five nomination. Why would one night be enough? Would a lifetime be enough? Never. Johnny Depp in London after dinner with frequent co-collaborator Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter and also at the Sweeney Todd presser – pics from Deppendance Full Story

Can You Feel It?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 07:21:32 November 29, 2007 07:21:32

Oh he is totally tapping that. Totally. Can you feel their sexual energy popping off the photos? Last night – Milo Ventimiglia and that litle Lolita Hayden Panettiere attended a theatre production with fellow castmates from Heroes but it’s really all about what happened after. Would you bet your boob job the after involved the two of them without their colleagues? Deny, deny, deny… but there is something. Full Story

Dost Thou…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 04:35:06 November 29, 2007 04:35:06

Protest too much, my Gwyneth? Have been mentioning the rumours for months – that Gwyneth and Chris are on the outs, that London gossips have been buzzing about his alleged infidelity though nothing substantive has been put forward and am also told they have in fact been out on a few occasions for dinner at paparazzi-free places in London. Full Story

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Lance & Ashley NYC Reunited?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 00:00:00 November 29, 2007 00:00:00

LOVE Olsen style. And Ashley is getting more and more beautiful by the day…so while you may think it’s kinda creepy, can you blame Lance for finding her attractive? Here’s Ashley chic and gorgeous last night at the Grand Reopening of the New Museum on the Bowery hosted by Calvin Klein. Full Story