The Lifetime in Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2007 04:20:27 September 6, 2007 04:20:27

As I always say, he is better than the Freebie Five. He is better than one dirty night and an awkward next morning. Johnny Depp is a lifetime man. He tops the Lifetime List. Here’s Johnny in Venice to honour his longtime collaborator Tim Burton. Always the purple/blue shades, always a little signature flair, always humble to his fans, always always always Johnny… Try to hold it together, will you? source Full Story

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am in Toronto for 2 weeks on assignment for eTalk during the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF). Will be posting between shoots and also throughout the weekend during TIFF only so check back often. It’s a stellar year – Brad, George, Cate, Reese, Keira, Jake, and the list goes on. All the smutty details – can’t wait!

And is Amy Winehouse no longer Sad Smut? Her performance last night at the Mercury Awards was indeed stirring. But… she’s still married to him, isn’t she?

More ManFlare today and fierce stars at 40. Brad, Madge, Elle…and Halle puts the Celebrity Baby Theory to the test!

Wednesday, blogging all day, and all traffic problems should now be fixed! Please let me know if they persist? Site should be running much faster.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Autumn in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 00:00:00 September 5, 2007 00:00:00

Not officially but I know I"m ready for Fall when I"m tired of my summer clothes...do you get that way? I digress. About Mischa...she appears to have given up Los Angeles. She is shooting in NYC, she has not been seen on the scene in Hollywood for ages, and she has deliberately tried to distance herself from the Slut Brigade over the last few months in an attempt to work on her acting career. Full Story

Full On Tongue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 08:52:25 September 5, 2007 08:52:25

Drew Barrymore, like her BFF Cammie D, is playing the field hard this summer. Spike Jonze, Zach Braff, now the dude in the Mac commercials…his name is Justin Long Click here to see them givin’er in a crowded restaurant the other night. Full Story

40 Fierce: Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 08:09:41 September 5, 2007 08:09:41

At the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London – it isn’t the best she’s ever looked but underneath that dress is the body of a 20 year old. And remember...she is 49.  49!!! Madonna presented an award and also made up with another Queen – Elton John, that is. They’ve been rowing for a while now – he was menopausal, decided to rail on her vocals. Full Story

40 Fierce: Demi Moore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 07:53:18 September 5, 2007 07:53:18

Nearly 20 years older, Demi has fewer lines on her neck than Britney Spears. And while she may have had some work done, that’s just good genes. Same genes my Rumer has inherited… Check out Demi looking gorgeous at the Van Cleef & Arpels event in NYC last night. Bitch turns 45 in a couple of months. Full Story

MJ Loves LC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 07:37:41 September 5, 2007 07:37:41

Bet your boob job Heidi won’t be modelling during NYC Fashion Week this year. And the runway during LA fashion week so doesn’t count. Word is, Lauren Conrad will be walking for Marc Jacobs at his show – a huge honour indeed. Lauren of course is launching her own fashion label. She wore her own design to the Teen Choice Awards last week … you likey? I’m indifferent. Full Story

Dandy tries to Man-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 07:06:06 September 5, 2007 07:06:06

Jude Law is trying to man-up. Arrested yesterday for allegedly kicking the sh-t out of a photographer who was taking photos of his children, Jude was detained by police and released on bail, scheduled to return to court next month. Jude claims he was trying to protect this children, the paparazzo is claiming that his camera was still in his bag and that Jude called him a pedophile before trying to wrest the man’s camera away from him. Full Story

Daring and Defiant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 06:32:10 September 5, 2007 06:32:10

Most of you seem convinced she has an eating disorder. And when the Daily Mail suggested that her thinness contributed to the death of a young girl who died of starvation, Keira Knightley fought back, suing the paper and winning in court, refusing to apologise for her body, insisting she eats, insisting she is healthy, and growing more and more irritated by accusations otherwise. Full Story

A Spears Smear Campaign?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 06:13:10 September 5, 2007 06:13:10

Let’s be clear – of course she’s severely lacking as a parent. Of course. But just because she sucks, it doesn’t make the alternative, Kevin Federline, a winner either. It does however, given that he’s a master golddigger, make her easy to extort. Which is essentially what clever KFed appears to be doing. Full Story