Natalie & Lindsay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 09:01:00 April 10, 2008 09:01:00

Since this morning’s post about Natalie Portman’s new relationship with Devendra Banhart, a few of his hardcore fans have emailed insisting that A. he really is beautiful and B. he truly is an artist. I won’t argue with beautiful. Beautiful is many things to many people. The only thing it is NOT is Tori Spelling and Donatella Versace. Full Story

Nicole’s Nose and Breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 08:36:05 April 10, 2008 08:36:05

I have a nose thing. And I’ve just realised Nicole Richie has a killer nose! LOVE her nose! Here she is with her dad and little sister at the ASCAP Pop Awards last night in Hollywood looking so beautiful and so healthy. It’s been three months since Little Harlow was born. Three months and Nicole has not reverted to starvation mode. Full Story

Live Like Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 08:04:00 April 10, 2008 08:04:00

I love him. When he’s a mean motherf*cker I love him even more. How can you NOT love Karl Lagerfeld??? Jezebel has just excerpted a new article with Karl from Hong Kong’s prestige magazine in which Karl honours us with a glimpse into his mind. Full Story

Three Whisker Charity Case

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 07:48:00 April 10, 2008 07:48:00

The tabloids keep trying – they keep trying to mash up Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom. OK! has now slapped their “romance” on its cover with a story inside about how they were like “two heat seeking missiles” at Eva Longoria’s party. Full Story

Natalie’s New Cliché

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 07:35:00 April 10, 2008 07:35:00

His name is Devendra Banhart. He’s a musician. But of course he is. Only musicians can get away with sh*t like this. You’re not a true artist without an overabundance of facial hair and dirty fingernails, see? At least not for those in their 20s. So textbook and cliché it hurts to see that Natalie Portman subscribes to it as well. Full Story

An Engagement and An Opportunity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 07:23:00 April 10, 2008 07:23:00

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz – they’re engaged, she confirmed it online ending weeks of speculation. Oh and by the way, she’s launching her own clothing line… it comes out on April 22nd. Coincidence … or conspiracy? Why are these f*ckers SO transparent??? How long can a marriage/engagement really last if it’s exploited for professional purposes right off the get? Photos from Full Story

Say Yes to Marriage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 07:18:38 April 10, 2008 07:18:38

Love a couple that can find each other again. And you can’t say they haven’t tried. Four months after filing for divorce and experimenting with others, including Sean with supermodel Petra Nemcova just 6 weeks ago, he and Robin are reconciling very publicly. Sean dedicated a song to her during an Eddie Vedder performance the other night. Full Story

April 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 07:01:46 April 10, 2008 07:01:46

To Katie – Happy Birthday from Jessie! She’s sorry she didn’t sent this earlier… blame the undergrad workload! And just to make up for it… here’s a blast from Bennifer past. I miss them too! Many, many thanks to Stacey M and Marcie in Calgary for all your kind work on Thursday night at BLVD for gossip night. Full Story

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sorry about the late start. Site issues this morning… am now blogging furiously!

Another day…another Gwyneth! So far it’s been a great week! Gwyneth walked the carpet again last night and, surprise!, was rather forthcoming when asked about her children, explaining that little Moses just celebrated his 2nd birthday and that she was just coming from his Mexican themed birthday party. Moses apparently “loves guacamole. There were no presents though because “his daddy” isn’t around and they’ve decided to wait until they can all be together.

She always does this. She almost NEVER says Chris’s name publicly. It’s always “my husband” or “Apple’s daddy”. In her mind, somehow this keeps the distance, the formality, so as to keep the rest of us at arm’s length when it comes to private life. My Gwyneth is amazingly insufferable.

All this, of course, was told to You know her new movie Iron Man is coming out in 3 weeks, right?

It’s Wednesday – will be posting all day. One more swag giveaway to come so check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Thanks for all of your kind messages re: the Junos. And thanks to my trainer Hayley McGowan for getting me ready for the Junos. Am still not where she wants me to be but she kicks my ass three times a week and all of a sudden I’ve increased my running distance by 25% and doubled my plank time mostly because I can’t escape her. Every other day she comes to me. Knocks on my door, drags me out to the park, hauls the gear out her car, and judges me until I work hard. As a result, my bum is a little smaller. This is all that matters, non? Besides, she’s also ridiculously attractive which, for a petty bitch like me, also provides much motivation. If you’re looking for fitness change-up, click here, give Hayley a call. You will love her.

PPS. The GMD is not holding down his Robobride.

PPPS. Miss Cranky is not Sandra Bullock. Or Scarlett Johansson. Or Reese Witherspoon. But that’s close…sort of.

Indeed the new Brenda

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2008 12:12:29 April 9, 2008 12:12:29

I went out last night with my friend Dean. For some reason during the course of our conversation, we agreed that our new motto is: If you’re not a Brenda, I don’t want to know you. Remember when Brenda left and Valerie came on the show and smoked pot right off the top? Weak. Brenda never had to resort to a gimmick to come off as a bitch. Full Story

Love Hard, Pose Hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2008 10:43:00 April 9, 2008 10:43:00

Renee Zellweger with George Clooney in Rome for Leatherheads. As you can see, Renee is posing her SnapFace off… and hard. Hard as in with a lot of effort. Hard as in rigid. Hard as in unnatural. I’ve seen her pose on a few occasions, just a foot or two away. She practically breaks into a sweat. Full Story

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