The Kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2007 00:00:00 June 25, 2007 00:00:00

Interviewed all three and the director of OotP and Imelda Staunton on Saturday for eTalk. Imelda is actually TINY. But of course you wouldn’t know it from her ridiculously fantastic turn as Professor Umbridge. As for the kids…obviously no longer kids. Full Story

Comeback vs Comeback

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2007 00:00:00 June 25, 2007 00:00:00

First… No Doubt. Rest of the band joined Gwen Stefani on stage 2 nights in a row for a surprise reunion signalling their intention to record a brand new album and tour together once again. Love, love, love. It’s a comeback met with overwhelming positive response and even a little bit of grudging admiration. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola and The Geriatric

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2007 00:00:00 June 25, 2007 00:00:00

Probably a result of public disappointment, for fear of backlash and ridicule, NBC killed its plan to pay Hollywood Ebola a million dollars for her first post-prison interview. Barbara Walters, that senile old bag, in a moment of lucidity, also rejected the opportunity, likely bombarded over the last two weeks by emails from disbelieving viewers about her transparent defence of Paris on The View. Full Story

A Publicity Prince?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2007 00:00:00 June 25, 2007 00:00:00

With only six days to go, the Concert for Diana has received very little play … so far. Now suddenly, the Heir is reportedly back with Kate Middleton and therefore back on the front page. And the event goes down on Sunday. Coincidence… or conspiracy? Apparently the two were making out a party last week, openly on a dance floor and retreating later on to his room. Full Story

Friday, June 22, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Slept a little, shopped more, had a lovely lovely dinner at The Wolseley with the lovely lovely Claire from Grazia. Why no Grazia in North America? Cutest fashion tips ever. Love, love, love.

Just back now from an insomnia-induced, drizzling run through Hyde Park around the most serene little lake … my heart belongs to London.

My heart however has no affection for NBC. It took that peacock an interminable amount of time and several fan petitions to lackadaisically renew Friday Night Lights, the most universally acclaimed show to come along in years but how easy now… a $1 million offer on the table for the exclusive first post-prison interview with that festering scab Paris Hilton? Hollywood Ebola who abuses animals and doesn’t care if her cat gets run over and leaves her dogs running up and down the street unleashed and unattended to? Bet your concrete tits Meredith Vieira will NOT be asking about that.

Weak. So weak.

As for The View considering hiring a homo gay as the Fourth Lady – about time. My vote is for Mario Cantone. But how about getting rid of that senile old bat Barbara Walters and giving the show a double shot of queer? Two flames, the faghag Joy, and the ultra-conservative Elisabeth every morning around the coffee table – I would watch every day…wouldn’t you?

Friday – catching up from yesterday, blogging all morning UK time then headed to a junket. Fill you in on everything magical and even a little muggle on Monday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Canadian readers living in London are tossing around idea for a bit of a smutty gathering here. Which means we get sh-tfaced and gossip. Will update this section of the site over the weekend if something is confirmed.

PPS. Confirmed. Saturday night 7pm at Smith"s of Smithfield, in Clerkenwell:
www.smithsofsmithfield.co.uk/sos/index.html

My Gwyneth Gets Hurt!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Seen here leaving a salon in crutches, looks like there are bandages on her knee. Not known how the injury was sustained but she’s been shooting Iron Man with Robert Downey Jr in LA for some time now…perhaps a minor on set accident? One she didn’t feel the need to publicise with fanfare a la Nicole Kidman? Perhaps. Full Story

Bundchen on Brits and Blunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Totally disagree with her stance on British men but kisses to Gisele for her dismissal of James Blunt. How that prick with his limp dick music manages to score model after model is way beyond me. Is money enough to make his clammy teeth go away? Never for me. Or for Gisele. During an interview this week, Gisele said she’s not attracted to Englishmen which a reporter mentioned wouldn’t bode well for James Blunt who’s been “desperate” to meet her in London. Full Story

Pene and the Pisser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Who hasn’t she been linked to? New rumours buzzing from the NY Daily News, even though she and Josh Hartnett are said to be hot and heavy, Penelope met John Mayer the other day and he apparently wants to pee on it. She doesn’t seem like the type to take it, non? Of course if you believe the rabid rumour mongering – she did after all spend 2 years with the Gay Midget Dwarf – the allegedly bearding Pene especially wouldn’t take it from a dude, which all just adds to her enigmatic romantic status. Full Story

No Tina on Vacay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Perhaps my favourite photo ever of Beyonce: red lips, wet in the pool, no sequins or feathers or any hint of her mother’s cheese ass style anywhere. Total gorgessity. Love B and Jay together. Love this rare display of affection – a kiss on holiday, solid romance for 3 years now? Not bad…not bad at all. Full Story

Rumer Watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Rumer Willis at the Laura Day event the other day. Ashton and Demi also attended. As you know, we’ve been charting the progress of her thinnification. Her legs appear to be rather lean these non? Give it by the end of summer, wonder how worrisome it’ll have gotten by that point? Have to say though, the pixie cut has done wonders. Full Story

Take That Family Sci!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Zahara made a bold rebuttal against Little Sci the other day for baby cuteness, now her family is showing the GMD how to make a photo opp much less obvious. Here are Brad and Angelina emerging from their home in the woods to walk their children to school in Prague. Check out Maddox’s head – looks like they’ve freshened up his MaddHawk. Full Story