Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 08:28:59 June 27, 2008 08:28:59

This is how Disney sells Miley (DListed )

Who’s with the twins when her breasts are full and there’s no nanny? (Hollywood Tuna )

Will Dollhouse finally make her a huge star? (Drunken Stepfather  site NSFW)

A $3 million wedding…but how does she treat her staff? (INO )

Kate Moss goes poo? But doesn’t cocaine constipate? (Holy Moly )

Spock is my new boyfriend (Cele|bitchy )

Matching Abs, Lasting Marriage (IDLYITW )

Silent Liz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 08:02:57 June 27, 2008 08:02:57

As you know, all of London is buzzing about a Madonna divorce. She is rumoured to have met with Fiona Shackleton who also represented Prince Charles and more recently Paul McCartney in his nasty split from that lying golddigger Heather Mills. Full Story

Prunes at Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 07:13:32 June 27, 2008 07:13:32

MK was on Letterman last night to promote her movie The Wackness during which she has a love scene with that sexy beast Ben Kingsley. As you can see, she brought her prune smile along for the visit. In fact, I think she brought extra prunes along for the visit. The suckage seems extra, non? And the hair! My hair!!! LOOOVE the braid! Also worthy of note: Mary Kate isn’t scary skinny anymore. Full Story

How Lonely Boy is spending his summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 06:59:48 June 27, 2008 06:59:48

SPOILER ALERT!!! Look away now if you can’t stand it! More photos from the set of Gossip Girl – Lonely Boy Dan kissing Serena. Well that didn’t take long. If it makes the final cut, that is. Another girl with the hair I want. Thank you for all your email suggestions about the beach waves. Full Story

The Double Save-Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 06:47:06 June 27, 2008 06:47:06

Pippy Le Pew is currently starring in a box office bomb. Annihilated by critics and passed over by the public, The Love Guru is expected to drop steeply in just its second weekend. Justin Timberlake, although he refuses to take ownership, is still smarting from the failure. His Shelf Ass meanwhile is also suffering a setback. Full Story

Granny Freeze’s Frozen Anniversary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 06:27:06 June 27, 2008 06:27:06

It’s been 2 years since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman married Keith Urban. Since Gran is such a private person, naturally the wedding was a very intimate affair, with a copy of the invitation made available to Australian press, the public invited to line the streets while her motorcade made its way to the church, and several journalists and members of the media invited to attend. Full Story

Chuck Bass at the beach with boobs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 06:04:22 June 27, 2008 06:04:22

Gossip Girl shooting on the beach yesterday – as you can see, Chuck Bass is surrounded by topless beauties which accounts for the pervy smarm all over his face. Not a bad way to spend a day at work. Unless he’s gay…which is what’s been recently suggested. Full Story

Two Boys in the City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 06:01:09 June 27, 2008 06:01:09

First fellow has been the subject of gay speculation for years. He’s had the luxury of hiding behind those with a higher profile and then later in obscurity while others have dominated the smutty landscape. Not that it would matter either way but it’s been decided for the greater good by committee that he remain vague about the fact that he likes boys better than girls. Full Story

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sad about Turkey but today is a new day. Iker plays today! Squeeee!

And a word of caution to producers of Big Brother Australia…Pamela Anderson will waste your money. More on that later.

Thursday – it’s been balls to the wall after 2 long weeks in Toronto and still recovering from an epic night we had at Muzik the first Saturday to celebrate NKOTB with the girls. Will miss you – see you in a month! Am finally headed home today to my Marcus. Blogging on the fly, check back often. And sooo sorry for the typos and the edit errors lately. It’s a bitch on the road. Will promise to do better.

Yours in gossip,


PS. RDJ does not have another woman. Neither does Dennis Quaid.

PPS. Had a great time at the Cover Girl ‘Gotta Have It’ event last night at Forever 21. As we wrap up Cover Girl’s smutty sponsorship week, if you are interested, click here for a few non urgent leftover items from Cannes including my interview with Dustin Hoffman that I couldn’t get to in time because of my arm. F&ck Mischa Barton.

Big Brother Pays for Pam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2008 08:52:28 June 26, 2008 08:52:28

It was announced the other day that Big Brother Australia is bringing in Pamela Anderson for a special appearance on the new season. Since she can’t act, and isn’t good for much else but taking off her clothes, this has become her career. A filthy scab hired to show up randomly just to push her tits together and breathe a few words. Full Story