Fred Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Vince Vaughn at the Hollywood premiere of Fred Claus on Saturday. It’s safe to say – Vince has passed the point of no return: that invisible line of hard living, in combination with genetics, if you stop short there’s still hope of reclaiming past hotness but if you go beyond…that’s it. Full Story

Ugly Sexy > Three Whiskers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

There’s poster boy pretty and then there’s just plain style… and while Adrien Brody may not be on the surface your typical garden variety quiveration, there is something about a man who looks a little off the beaten path, who you know can capture you from the first course to closing, who can kink it up in the bedroom, and keep yielding surprise after surprise well after the bloom of good looks had faded away. Full Story

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Selling at Macy’s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Seriously…her face is freakin’ me out. Jessica Simpson turned up at Macy’s in NYC to hawk her accessories line the other day looking like she’s had more work done. Two months ago it was the nose. Now something’s going on around the eyes, the brows, the forehead, even the mouth… as if every time she breaks up with a boy she goes straight to the plastic surgeon’s. Full Story

Lilo Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Shia’s pupils…look familiar? Drunk my ass. Cocaine is everywhere…and, with precious few exceptions, child stars are f&cked. source  Full Story

She’s Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 09:36:22 November 5, 2007 09:36:22

Once upon at time that goose guffaw coming out of those horse teeth was too much to bear. But that was an easier, gentler time, before the worldwide spread of Hollywood Ebola and smut took a diseased turn. Julia’s bitch now pales in comparison to the antics of the Slut Brigade and Dina Lohan too. Full Story

Spanish Quiveration on the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Javier Bardem has 2 Oscar-contending films this season: the Coen Brothers’ latest No Country for Old Men and Love in the Time of Cholera, either of which could earn Javier his second nomination. Here he is at the premiere of No Country last night without his girlfriend (or beard, some would say) Penelope Cruz. Full Story

Too Much Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 08:09:35 November 5, 2007 08:09:35

She can be hit or miss on the red carpet – this one constitutes a clear “miss” – but who cares? It’s Kate Winslet, buried in an unfortunate dress, and still looking better than ever. Kate showed at the BAFTA event in LA supporting her fellow Brits, even though NYC is now home. Full Story

Always the Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Helen Mirren at the BAFTA Cunard Brittania Awards in LA at the weekend looking more regal and more elegant than a large majority of tartlets running around Hollywood. Can you believe this broad is 62? Helen Mirren’s 62 is all sex, non? 62 and truly, truly a modern woman. Talks sex freely, is not ashamed, has never been ashamed of her body, and chose not to have children – in the face of what I’m sure was an endless river of sanctimony launched from every direction by MiniVan women who chose motherhood and who insist every woman MUST share the same lifechanging experience and that those who don’t must be biological anomalies. Full Story

Not a Moment’s Rest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 07:11:13 November 5, 2007 07:11:13

Katie Holmes ran a marathon yesterday in the morning and the showed up looking totally gorgeous in the face, but terribly terribly dressed, to the NYC screening of Lions for Lambs just hours later. And yes… Tom is “presenting” her!!! But of course he is. Why pass up the opportunity to evoke Camelot, especially the week before the release of his first movie as head of United Artists? In all fairness, Lions for Lambs doesn’t suck. Full Story

Katie’s “Amazing” Race

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Let’s not take anything away from her accomplishment – bitch ran a f&cking marathon and that’s a hardcore achievement. Check out photos of Katie mid and post-race looking pretty cute all things considered. You run for five and a half hours, see if you come out the other end looking this pretty, especially the shot of her holding Little Sci getting out of the SUV. Full Story

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What a Gay Wants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

There is only one thing wrong with Will Smith. Its name is Tom Cruise. Otherwise, Will Smith is perfect. Check him out, gamely supporting his friend the other night, wrapping his sexy arms around the GMD in a blatant show of solidarity, taunting Tom with his hotness, and the difference between the two is hard to ignore: One is awkward and clenched, the other oozing charm and charisma and killer personal style. Full Story