Katie, Tom, and Little Sci at the du Cap today, apparently heading out for some beach time in Cannes. Tom got a haircut and wears linen pants poorly. Little Sci is adorable. And Katie? KATIE IS 28!!! She is 28!!!! 28 going on 38!!! MiniVan Bob, MiniVan cardigan, MiniVan shorts… MiniVan Swoon! But the shoes… the shoes rock. Full Story
Her music, her voice… absolutely 100%. Oh baby baby, We Belong Together. But just because Mariah sells records, does it mean Mariah will sell fragrance? Do I want to sound like Mariah? Of course. Do I want to smell like Mariah Carey? Not that I think she smells bad but… no??? And still, if Britney could make millions hawking cologne, I suppose Mariah can too. Full Story
Shameless self promotion ahead – skip the next if you can’t handle. Was honoured when Cleo Magazine in Australia asked me to write an article on Celebrity Mash-ups for their July issue with Keira Knightley on the cover. Point of the project – who should be together and why? Thanks to Gemma for setting up the opportunity! Full Story
New Travolta interview with The Toronto Star to promote Hairspray, predicted to be one of the top earners at the box office earners this summer. Really??? Call me Cruise and maybe I just hang with the wrong people because no one I know is going to see Hairspray. Are you going to see Hairspray? Will you pay to see John revel in being a woman? From the sounds of it, he really did revel in it. Full Story
The Beckhams at Heathrow en route to Singapore and Victoria of course is wearing the most flight appropriate footwear, jamming her toes into a pair of lovely stilettos. His yellow hat in combination with her black one and that unbelievably gorgeous silver bag make for a rather inconspicuous outing, don’t you think? Victoria Beckham: Coming to America will air on NBC in the US and has now been picked by CTV in Canada. Full Story
After gallivanting with Cam at her best across Europe last week, Justin Timberlake evidently needed a booty call. Enter Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Problem is, he was just quoted in a tabloid calling her clingy. And her publicist probably didn’t appreciate that. Which is probably why the Pip sent for her and backtracked on his “step off” stance from last week, inviting her to join him in Stockholm for the Swedish leg of his tour, bringing her on his private plane, joined also by his best friend and his mum… not unlike George Clooney. Full Story
The London Sun is saying she’s expecting again – apparently they have sources. More like their source is Katie wearing a baby doll to the Real Madrid game the other day and photographed at an angle suggesting a bump. Snort. Only 48 hours later however Mrs Cruise turns up on the French Riviera looking anything but. Full Story
Always love waking up on a Monday to find fresh photos of David Beckham frolicking with men. Might have to top him back to #1 on the Freebie Five after Rocky’s reign – everybody loves a winner, non? in this case however, it has less to do with Real Madrid’s victory yesterday than with my dream. Yet another dream. And not a pervy one.
British men are on the mind, especially Hot Harry on Horse and Matt Lauer’s exclusive interview with the Princes airing today. Every clip of Harry is the super hotness, due in no small part to the fact that he likes to walk around with both hands clasped around his belt buckle. Hate to sound like one of those middle aged women swooning in a peeler bar but with a move so highly suggestive, it’s hard not to stare at the royal “region”. And then hearing his voice – his deep deep manly voice that sounds a bit like sleep, like groggy sleep after a sexy evening, it confirms the contention that the Spare brings way more quiver than the Heir. I mean seriously…the boy is FOINE. Everything about him – from the way he walks, to his pants, to the back of his neck. Watch tonight, you’ll see.
And so in my dream, David and I were driving around London in a Maserati. I can see it vividly – David changing gears, hands and feet in perfect rhythm, shades on in the middle of the night, dressed in a white tee shirt tucked into dirty jeans, triceps popping out every time he shifted to second and third…absolute loin candy with one major exception. When he turned to ask me what I wanted on my pizza – “Lainey (long and soft on the “Lai”), fancy a veggie or a meat lovers?” – it wasn’t the rat lizard voice that slithered out like a bucket of cold water but Harry’s posh drawl… like a Hot Harry Hybrid, a perfect man-boy combination.
As such, full on Beckham overload this morning…apologies in advance.
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Yours in gossip,
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Pardon the crass but if you ask me, it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. Both suck. So here’s Matthew McConaughey, electing not to put a shirt on per usual and Ryan Phillippe with his kids on Father’s Day wearing his carb face and a white beater. Seriously… how does one choose? Me? I choose to restore my faith in quiveration with this: David Beckham’s lizard voice speaking Spanish. Full Story
Am a fickle gossip. Which is why last year, Hilary Duff was deemed an anorexic with horse teeth. Now however, in light of the skanky scandals created by her peers, and the savvy way she’s been able to avoid them and, embarrassingly enough… that song. Be honest. Can you get this out of your head? Can you??? If you’ve ever watched Laguna Beach, you absolutely can’t… Dan Levy Full Story
She’s always miserable but the foul mood seems even more amped than usual. Michelle Williams in Brooklyn with Mathilda yesterday… and the buzz is getting louder. Rumour is she and Heath have spent little time together as she was shooting with Ewan McGregor until a few weeks ago and he continues to work on Batman right now. Full Story