So the woman who called in to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to “defend” Heather Mills… do you smell a plant? America owes Heather an apology because Heather can dance?
More on that later.
But think about it: Heather Mills and Spencer from The Hills – perfect couple, non?
Wednesday – real time blogging, check back often for fresh posts, and Friday Night Lights!!! The 2nd to last episode…maybe ever? Encouraging signs coming from NBC for a renewal, fingers crossed: Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose!
Yours in gossip,
PS. A very happy birthday to Jennifer P who is turning 31 and expecting a baby…which, as she tells me, means no celebratory glass of red wine tonight. Congratulations and keep me posted – you know what I mean!
So when you claim Nashville is your home and you’re actually never in Nashville and people keep calling you on it, what’s the best thing to do? Go home. Get seen. Nicole and Keith at the Predators game last night – girl is getting scarier and scarier every time we see her, like a witch with crooked fingers and a crackly voice. Full Story
Thanks to the lovely Leah for sending these exclusives! A hirsute but HOT Ryan Reynolds on the set of Fireflies in the Garden at the University of Texas. Movie co-stars Ioan Gruffudd (pictured with Ryan) Julia Roberts and the amazing Emily Watson… in other words, a far cry from – ahem – Blade Trinity. Full Story
Things that kill me (today): 1. that there are people who will pay to see Wild Hogs. 2. that the same people still think John Travolting is straight3. that some lobotomised idiot actually called into a radio show to support Heather Mills. Based on what??? That she isn’t a bad dancer? Please! Analysis of the call Lady called Pat phones in to Ryan Seacrest: "I"m ashamed that I had a judgment against her based on everything that you read in the newspapers, that she was after his money, and, come on – everyone was down on Heather Mills. Full Story
So many of you have emailed, mocking my Apple’s little face, particularly her odd looking eyebrows as seen on an outing with Grandma Blythe in LA. To me, they look drawn on, perhaps from playing dressup because as you can see from another outing, this time with mum, the Dietrich brows aren’t there. Full Story
Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff used to hate each other. Over a boy, of course. Shame is… that boy was Aaron Carter. Ew. But it’s been a few years, they’ve both starved themselves thin, one got new teeth, the other went to rehab, and now both have realised there is a greater enemy to fight – a foe so formidable, it’s best to join ranks and battle the disease together. Full Story
If you had asked me a year ago if Cameron Diaz would ever be named the Daily Gorgessity I would have said – get the f&ck outta here. But Cam came back strong. And Cam and Pip broke up. Which is why Cam is showing Pip what he’s missing. How? By toning and bronzing, at the gym and at the beach, and smiling y’all. Full Story
Now you know I worship Janice Min… WORSHIP. But after getting beaten by People for the Cruise and Pitt photo opps, Janice had to secure what she could. Two straight weeks of killer covers, first exposing the Hollywood drug problem followed by the super smutty attack on Angelina Jolie last week…and now this??? How do you explain this??? Well, to tell you the truth, I guess I don’t blame her. Full Story
Sienna and Jamie, Kiki and Johnny, all four in London, both couples enjoying the springtime of their love, both couples looking like they smell of sweat, stale cigarettes, day old cologne, and … feet. You know that foot smell? Like on a plane when your neighbour takes off his shoes and he’s not wearing socks? Don’t these four look like they smell like feet? And don’t they remind you of each other and also of Kate and Pete? PS. Full Story
Cash has gone missing. Her boyfriend, I mean. Cash Warren, it’s been a few days, a few sightings, normally inseparable the two so now that he’s made himself scarce, some are wondering whether or not Jessica Alba is single again. And certain signs seem to confirm it: Her bitch-face is tinged with a little sadness, she seems decidedly unglam – the celebrity version of coping in your sweats and pigging out on ice cream– and she’s apparently easing heartbreak with her girls and her gays which as we all know is the most stalwart support system after separation. Full Story
A star on the Walk of Fame - given the fact that Paula Abdul has one, I’m thinkin’ Halle’s Oscar Club is WAY more exclusive. And an Oscar can’t be bought either – just ask the Gay Midget Dwarf. Celebrate instead her relationship with the doting, the supporting, the sweetest Gabriel Aubrey. Full Story