What is Will Wearing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2008 00:00:00 February 20, 2008 00:00:00

Will Ferrell can put his ethics into me any time. Any. Time. Check it out and lose your sh*t – Will on The Tonight Show and at the premiere of Semi Pro after raiding Michael Jordan’s and Charles Barkley’s closets circa 1990. Remember when all of them used to roll like this? Semi Pro is in theatres February 29th. Full Story

Garbage Books Make Good Movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2008 00:00:00 February 20, 2008 00:00:00

Isla Fisher shooting in NYC yesterday on the set of Confessions of a Shopaholic – like The Devil Wears Prada, no doubt the movie will be far superior to the book, especially with Isla in the lead. Love Isla. Loved Isla in Definitely, Maybe. Have you seen yet? They always talk about that “It”. Full Story

RoboFreeze: no solo carpets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2008 07:33:23 February 20, 2008 07:33:23

KatE was at the Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards looking lovely and pushing 45 and super skinny. Unfortunately the GMD was not with her. Which means there was no “presenting”. I miss the presenting. The Presentation of Katie Holmes totally makes my life. Thing is – when Tom isn’t around to escort her, Katie rarely works the carpet. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Longest Pregnancy Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2008 07:10:10 February 20, 2008 07:10:10

Remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant with Little Sci and all those conspiracy theories kept flying back and forth because of her oddly morphing bump and everyone was all suspicious that she’d had the baby already, accusing the GMD of trying to screw with conception dates and due dates with the public? Remember that? Well how about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman? She officially confirmed her pregnancy first week of January. Full Story

2008 Spirit Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2008 06:48:27 February 20, 2008 06:48:27

Most stars will be in LA this weekend for the Oscars and for the Spirits Awards and of course for the parties. The Soho House Grey Goose Club on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday night looks to be where the best party’s at especially since Vanity Fair has been cancelled. Last year, Leo, Cameron, even Jennifer Aniston dropped in at Soho House Grey Goose Club to kick off Oscar weekend. Full Story

Brad in Control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2008 06:43:51 February 20, 2008 06:43:51

Brad and Angelina and their two boys dropped into a panaderia in Hollywood on Monday for some Salvadorian grub. Paps were waiting for them as they made their exit. What’s sexy as hell is how in calmly in control Brad Pitt is at all times. Fierce protector of his family but never losing his cool. Full Story

February 20, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2008 00:00:00 February 20, 2008 00:00:00

To MK, LJ and Barnett from Robin who just won a Step Up CD – dance party and sleepover? Happy 38th Birthday Audrey and happy first birthday to your bangs! Love your besty Lydia. Birthday wishes for Norine M from Jennifer M. To Melanie in London – Happy Birthday from your big sis Tracey in Edmonton. Full Story

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

As it was a holiday for some yesterday, please scroll down to catch up on Monday’s posts.

Many of you have emailed re: the crazy Edison Chen sex scandal that has dominated headlines in Hong Kong for weeks – Hello Kitty hypocrisy exposed!

Young celebrities packaged and sold as perfect angels, especially the girls. Remember – for Chinese people sex doesn’t exist. Sexuality more often than not is suppressed and or replaced by cartoon androgens with bad teeth who giggle simply because it’s Tuesday.

So here’s the equivalent, understanding that you can’t exactly compare apples to oranges: imagine if Zac Efron (but not gay) slept separately with Mandy Moore, Hilary Duff, Carrie Underwood, Mary Kate Olsen, Mischa Barton, Hayden Panettiere, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Bilson, and Anne Hathaway and it was all captured on video. Screencaps of the videos are widely disseminated across the web showing each and every girl performing fellatio and pleasuring herself and loving it.

Then imagine if Justin Timberlake and Reese Witherspoon are married with children. And that photos of Reese and Zac also turn up. Reese with Zac’s balls in her mouth, Reese ungroomed and showing off her wild lack of maintenance, Reese perfectly capable of taking herself there and back.

Imagine that in North America.

This is what’s happening in Hong Kong. So to answer your questions, THAT is why even CNN has reported several times on the story. For the daily blow-by-blow, click here to satisfy your dirty curiosity.

Tuesday – am posting all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Congratulations Violetta – the winner of the Sex & the City box set giveaway! Don’t forget, UNCUT episodes of Sex & the City are airing now on CosmoTV!

PPS. Lily Allen is not taking coke. At least not for the pain.

Overtures of Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2008 00:00:00 February 19, 2008 00:00:00

The GMD isn’t shy about professing his love for his amazing, marvellous, incredible Katie. Oprah’s couch and fist pumps, motorcycle rides that thrilled her virgin heart, and a proposal on top of the Eiffel Tower – well no wonder he made her life. Rest assured, the GMD’s BFF Will Smith isn’t far behind in the romance department. Full Story

Gorgessity X 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2008 00:00:00 February 19, 2008 00:00:00

Three kinds of beauty represented tonight in London for the premiere of The Boleyn Girl. All balanced out by Prince Charles’s wife who was there as well. Here they are – Natalie, Scarlett, and Eric heavily promoting their movie not too far from where Anna lost her head. Imagine if they had the premiere at the Tower? Spooky. Full Story

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Hot Canadian X

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2008 11:01:42 February 19, 2008 11:01:42

Two loin exploding Canadians are rumoured to have been cast in the upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine. First – Ryan Reynolds could be putting his Ken doll beefcake to good use as Deadpool, the sardonic mercenary anti-hero. One of the more popular mutants, if Ryan’s role takes off, he could have his very own titled project. Full Story