Uma & Arky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2007 10:53:20 August 6, 2007 10:53:20

They do look good together, non? Here’s Uma in NYC with her new love and Elle Macpherson’s old love, Arpad Busson – Arky for short. Totally Euro sexy… I do like her type. Rumour has it however that Arky has a little… problem. Like a raging cocaine problem: the reason he and Elle split. Full Story

Friday, August 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

 

Some changes were made on the back end of the site last night and may have affected certain features. If there are glitches, please let me know. It’s been a long, complicated, but rewarding process. Can’t tell you enough how much I appreciate your patience. Thank you, love you, owe you.

I’ve got Pipsqueak on the mind today. More on that later.

It’s Friday – Friday before a long weekend in Canada. We get Monday off. Blogging in the early morning, then shooting with eTalk late morning - interviewing two hot pieces of ass. Tell you all about it in the afternoon. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Matthew, Lori’s Main Mo, who is leaving his job for a new adventure: good luck and stay smutty! Congratulations!

 

 

Pip & Becks and a little ball drop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

The dirty perv that I am, I cannot get enough of 50 Cent’s new video for Ayo Technology featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. First of all, the song is an instant groove. Next, those Paris Hilton porn video green light camera shots are embarrassingly hot. Not down with Timberland’s voyeur-style Minority Report sections but am definitely all over Pipsqueak’s threshold foreplay. Full Story

Quiveration Revelation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

So I just interviewed Eric McCormack (Will Truman, Will & Grace) on the Vancouver set of A&E’s Andromeda Strain. Interview to air on eTalk in a week or so. Maybe because he’s Will or he’s just not sold that way…but it never occurred to me before to quiver for Eric. Full Story

No News

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

As discussed yesterday, bottom feeding rags sell more copies by selling Pitt strife…and they will continue to do so for the gullible Jolie-hating MiniVan Majority. But also as discussed yesterday, the Pitts are not splitting – confirmed today by their reps to Us Weekly. No doubt, Brad and Angelina have used and played the press in the past for their own purposes…this time may be no different. Full Story

Hard Boiled Ultimate Edition Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

John Woo’s masterpiece starring Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung Chiu Wai – this a Hong Kong cinema classic, perhaps even a world classic, and the widely credited inspiration behind almost everything Quentin Tarantino has produced. If you are a film buff, chances are you need no introduction to Hard Boiled. Full Story

Something for Everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

Two days ago, the internets were abuzz about Alli Sims"s website – Britney’s cousin/former assistant/maybe rehired assistant is launching her very own singing career. If you can bear it, have a listen to her rendition of On My Own from Les Miserables. Full Story

Mena Suvari: one of the few

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

Sinead O’Connor can. And of course so can Natalie Portman. Also arguably Britney Spears who insists on going with the ghetto extensions but obviously, few can rock the bald and rock it well. Never would have picked Mena Suvari as a member of that club. But here she is showing off a shaved head – not sure if it’s for a role, don’t really care. Full Story

Worse Than Hair Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Simpson might hawk fake hair, but at least you expect it from her, you know? Without a brain or much discernible talent, the only things she has are her tits and a mane. John Mayer on the other hand… well, he’s supposed to be a real musician. He’s supposed to be a serious one too. Full Story

Account Depletion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

I can almost hear the money being drained from Eddie Murphy’s bank account… You? Just one day after calling a press conference to announce that she’s going after his money to support their daughter, Mel B showed up at The Ivy yesterday with none other than Eddie’s ex wife Nicole. Full Story