Dirty Face & Dina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2007 07:42:58 November 21, 2007 07:42:58

Lilo returned to NYC to spend Thanksgiving with her family which naturally means more camera time for her shameless mother. Check out Dina’s face – making sure she gets in her daughter’s shot. Nice. As you know, Dina is currently shooting that reality tv show about her life as a single showbiz mother raising two future f&ck ups. Full Story

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

After spending last night with Justin Timberlake, watching a screener for his FutureSex/LoveShow HBO Special, am now more confused than ever. Have never been a huge fan, still am not the hugest fan, still no loin quiveration, but the Pip is a pro.

Needless to say, because the show was filmed at Madison Square Garden on September 3rd, JT was extra amped. But still…his moves are killer, he sings live, he shows off his impressive range on a variety of instruments through some complicated choreography, and yes… he looks great. He looks great in pants. The suits are impeccably tailored, the hats are beautifully constructed, and most importantly, his ego doesn’t threaten to take over Manhattan. He also produced the program and directed the stage production – the Pip is overwhelmingly talented.

So what the hell is he doing with Jessica Biel? Shameful waste, really. Shame, shame, shame.

Pip’n’Ass of course are currently on tour in Australia. She has finally joined him after an almost 3 week separation amid rumours that he and one of his dancers are gettin" it on. And after watching the HBO Special (click here for viewing schedule and preview in Canada and here for HBO schedule and preview elsewhere) I can’t decide if it’s the blonde or the brunette. On stage, he has killer chemistry with the blonde. But during a rather cute Q&A feature with the crew taped with Karen Duffy that opens the doc, something unmistakably hot buzzes hard between JT and a shorthaired brownhaired girl that will set your smutty tingle off immediately.

Further – am told from a trusted source that Shelf was actually supposed to fly out 10 days ago and cancelled her ticket at the last minute. Is his rebound finally over? Doubtful. Remember, Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is a Stage Five Clinger.

But seriously…JT could do so much better.

By the way, in Western Canada Movie Central will be airing the special again on Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 4:30 p.m. PT.

Tuesday – wicked new giveaway and blogging all day. Refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Cheap & Crafty is absolutely NOT Cate Blanchett or Kate Winslet! I mean really… really!!!???!!!

Size 7?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

If I could jam my size 8s into these babies, they’d be mine. Sadly, I am one size too big. But if you are a size 7…what the hell are you waiting for? They are exquisite YSL lace-ups, in the most perfect green, and better yet…they were once worn by La Madge for a W Magazine photo shoot. Full Story

Sienna & Rhys: Back to the Beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 12:25:24 November 20, 2007 12:25:24

Their love first bloomed on the beach in Spain (attached), now Sienna and Rhys Ifans are headed back to la plage – pictured here at the airport on holiday in Mexico. With Rhys in her bed, Sienna has kept a remarkably low profile the last couple of months, preferring instead to work quietly and play quietly and toning down her attention seeking antics. Full Story

How He Pees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 11:38:37 November 20, 2007 11:38:37

John Mayer was also at Butter last night and actually dressed up kinda dapper. When he’s not singing his cheese ass limp dick music or pissing on girls, he is rather attractive, non? Favourite video of the week – John’s response to the infamous and revolting 2 Girls 1 Cup video. If you haven’t heard of it – it’s the nasty clip of two girls licking sh-t. Full Story

Perv ‘Stache and a Pompadour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 11:15:32 November 20, 2007 11:15:32

Robin Thicke and his wife Paula partied at Butter last night. Robin also brought along his perv ‘stache and rocked a pompadour. Not exactly the sweetest look ever. Perv ‘staches are for sexual predators. In his case, perhaps a sexual predator who went to boarding school, but a sexual predator nonetheless. Full Story

He Slashes & Sings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

Johnny Depp is so perfect it’s almost unkind. What’s even more unkind however is that Johnny has no Oscar, though that may change this year. Sweeney Todd is due out at Christmas and the buzz is building. The handicaps keep changing but word according to insiders now is that it’ll be Johnny vs Daniel Day Lewis in a photo finish. Full Story

Another Disciple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

See? Friendship with the GMD never comes without a cost. And now what we’ve feared is actually happening. Will Smith… Will Smith loves Xenu. Will Smith loves Xenu so much he’s talking about him and defending him. While he promotes his new movie I Am Legend, Will Smith is at the same time promoting the Church. Full Story

Great Hair by Day, Bad Hair by Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 08:48:22 November 20, 2007 08:48:22

Patrick Dempsey in NYC yesterday promoting Enchanted which is the feel good, sweetheart holiday movie of the year. If you’re into Chick Lit, line up now. If you’re into Disney musicals, line up now. If you love watching heroines get rescued Rossumingly by “themselves”, line up now. Full Story

What Halle Has

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

This is Halle Berry’s baby father Gabriel Aubry arriving at a celebrity golf tournament yesterday. Gabriel is French and speaks with a hot French accent. He is soooo beautiful. He adores her. He wants to be a father. He is a smart, independent business man and model. AND he plays golf. In other words, he is perfect. Full Story

One Legged When Convenient

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

When she’s playing the victim, Golddigger Heather Mills always pulls out her one leg and starts crying. Last week she accused Sir Paul and Stella of calling her a one legged bitch during secret taped phone conversations. But here’s the question – and stop reading now if you huff and puff easily as I’m about to offend you: In this case, in the case of Heather Mills, is the term “one legged” really an insult…or is simply an attribute? Example – Paris Hilton is a blonde twat. Full Story