Hollywood Ebola behind bars?

March 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will it actually happen? Will a celebrity be denied preferential treatment - for once? Will Hollywood Ebola face the indignity of putting on prison stripes? Hardly. But just the thought is tantalising enough. Pulled over last month for driving with a suspended license stemming from her alcohol-related offence six months ago, LA police are now saying that they have “sufficient evidence to prove that (Paris) Hilton had knowledge of the suspension, and yet continued to drive,” which could land her in jail for up to 90 days. Full Story

Kevin cashes in

March 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A five hour meeting yesterday that resulted in a divorce agreement – terms were not disclosed but TMZ is reporting that KFed will walk away with about $1 million and shared custody. Not bad…though not great. A million of course is a LOT of money for you and me. But for them? The way they live? Seriously, it’s chump change. Full Story

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am in Saskatoon, Canada on assignment for eTalk this week to cover the Juno Awards – Canada’s music awards, similar to the Grammys in the US and the Brits in the UK – airing live on CTV on Sunday. Nelly Furtado is hosting and I am on party duty.

Rumour has it she’s RSVP’d to the Dose.ca party on Saturday night, the night’s hottest bash, and rumour also has it that Pipsqueak might make a surprise appearance in the audience on Sunday night. Chances are slim since he’s hosting Kids’ Choice the night before but… that’s what private jets are for, right? Will keep you posted.

Night of the Junos I’ll be on the carpet for arrivals and then live blogging the show on www.ctv.ca from the eTalk lounge. So if Justin does come, I’ll do my best to beg him back with Britney.

And,in celebration of the Junos - a new giveaway below. Good luck!

Thursday – blogging on the fly between shoots, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. To Alex on her birthday. A good girlfriend who is spending her bday weekend in Vegas on a staggette. Poor you? Lucky you? Have a great time!

PPS. I missed Friday Night Lights last night though it’s PVR’d. But if my digital box f&cks up again…I.Will.Lose.My.sh-t. Heard it was yet another killer episode – please don’t tell me, please don’t gloat, I can’t handle.

A Career Built on Ass

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They should start teaching this at acting workshops from now on. How a nobody makes the jump from tv to movies:1. go the gym A LOT. Do not work out INSIDE the gym. Always remember to stretch OUTSIDE all the time. Invite pappies2. throw ball for dog at the beach… often. Invite pappies3. walk dog in tight pants…often. Full Story

43: The Standard

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elle Macpherson. Can you believe this bitch is 43??? 43??? I don’t care if she’s had work done. EVERYONE has had work done. So if getting work done evens the playing field, it just means she’s still head and shoulders and body, THE body, above everyone else. Funny thing is – I hear she’s a fiend. Full Story

The New Becks

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you LOVE it? I do. Not for everyone but definitely for me…and probably for the gays. I can hear the gays moaning. Which is what’s great about David, non? He’s never afraid to cater to the gays. Check these two out, posing up a storm at the Sports Industry Awards in London tonight. Full Story

Non-stop Insufferable

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Evangeline Lily. She is Canadian. I think she’s gorgeous – even lovelier in person. But holy sh-t, whenever she gives an interview, she’s almost as nauseating as my Gwyneth. Except she’s not Gwyneth. First it was her beauty – she claimed it was a burden, has been a burden all her life. Full Story

Sapphic Drew?

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jane Pratt founded Jane Magazine. Then she left or she was fired…not relevant. The point is she now has her own radio show and she’s doing promo for it and she has decided to reveal that she once had sex with Drew Barrymore. Drew appeared on Jane’s first cover in 1997. Presumably, that’s when it happened. Full Story

Gay Biker Chic

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love going dancing on Gay Biker Chic Night. Leather chaps, tight taut bums staring back at you on a riser gyrating with abandon – one of life’s great pleasures. But Gay Biker Chic has an expiration date. And it’s either full throttle or it’s not at all. Meaning you can’t half ass Gay Biker Chic. Full Story

Michelle & Tot

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Little Matilda Rose on set with mom – SO adorable, can’t get enough! Which probably isn’t going over so well with Michelle Williams. Or maybe she’s trying to rebuild the image? Given the heat she’s taking for telling her fans to f&ck right off, I wonder if there’s some contrition behind the improved attitude, aware that there really would be no acting if there was no watching…or caring. Full Story

Uma & Tots

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Uma Thurman at the beach with her 2 kids, participating in a little sand creativity. Cute, non? And holy breasts! Never thought of her as abundant in that area…you? Also love her body. An Amazon body but a healthy one, I think. One that doesn’t scream: I obsess over my healthy Amazon body, I just look like this naturally. Full Story