Lilo in Long Island, now Utah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2007 12:00:00 August 6, 2007 12:00:00

Not in rehab but on Long Island… Lindsay Lohan has returned home, staying at her mother’s house with her sister, actually succeeding at flying out of LA undetected into NYC. You see? It IS possible. As you would expect, Dina has told the press that Lindsay is doing “fine”. And the father wants to see her. Full Story

Not with the Program

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2007 12:00:00 August 6, 2007 12:00:00

Angelina Jolie has returned to America. Showed up at the studio the other day apparently to do some work for Beowulf with Maddox in tow. By pure coincidence and cleverness on the part of the paparazzi, somehow photographers, amazing timing, were present to greet her arrival. As you can see, Maddox was not happy to see them the day before his birthday. Full Story

Cruise on Mini-Break

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2007 12:00:00 August 6, 2007 12:00:00

What is it with St Tropez this year? The GMD and Katie arrived in the South of France and reportedly sparked a near-riot, as paparazzi surrounded the VIP Club after word spread they were inside - Katie dancing, Tom trying to. Check out this exclusive photo of Katie upclose - no makeup, not a trace. And you know what? I"m all over it. Full Story

Reese and Ryan reconciling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2007 12:00:00 August 6, 2007 12:00:00

According to Page Six the two have been spending a lot of time together – trips to the gym and romantic strolls fueling speculation they’re getting back together. Absolutely not. Though they may be civil for the sake of their children, Ryan Phillippe is a philandering pig. Reese Witherspoon is not going back to a philandering pig. Full Story

Hair Envy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2007 10:54:22 August 6, 2007 10:54:22

I’m told there is no perm that can make hair this look natural. Sigh. Bone straight Chinese locks suck ass. Here’s Mary Kate Olsen promoting her guest-starring stint on Weeds and again on the set of a new show wearing dread lock extensions. On her they kinda work. I love MK style. If I were her age and white, I’d do exactly the same. Full Story

Uma & Arky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2007 10:53:20 August 6, 2007 10:53:20

They do look good together, non? Here’s Uma in NYC with her new love and Elle Macpherson’s old love, Arpad Busson – Arky for short. Totally Euro sexy… I do like her type. Rumour has it however that Arky has a little… problem. Like a raging cocaine problem: the reason he and Elle split. Full Story

Friday, August 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

 

Some changes were made on the back end of the site last night and may have affected certain features. If there are glitches, please let me know. It’s been a long, complicated, but rewarding process. Can’t tell you enough how much I appreciate your patience. Thank you, love you, owe you.

I’ve got Pipsqueak on the mind today. More on that later.

It’s Friday – Friday before a long weekend in Canada. We get Monday off. Blogging in the early morning, then shooting with eTalk late morning - interviewing two hot pieces of ass. Tell you all about it in the afternoon. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Matthew, Lori’s Main Mo, who is leaving his job for a new adventure: good luck and stay smutty! Congratulations!

 

 

Pip & Becks and a little ball drop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

The dirty perv that I am, I cannot get enough of 50 Cent’s new video for Ayo Technology featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. First of all, the song is an instant groove. Next, those Paris Hilton porn video green light camera shots are embarrassingly hot. Not down with Timberland’s voyeur-style Minority Report sections but am definitely all over Pipsqueak’s threshold foreplay. Full Story

Quiveration Revelation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

So I just interviewed Eric McCormack (Will Truman, Will & Grace) on the Vancouver set of A&E’s Andromeda Strain. Interview to air on eTalk in a week or so. Maybe because he’s Will or he’s just not sold that way…but it never occurred to me before to quiver for Eric. Full Story

No News

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

As discussed yesterday, bottom feeding rags sell more copies by selling Pitt strife…and they will continue to do so for the gullible Jolie-hating MiniVan Majority. But also as discussed yesterday, the Pitts are not splitting – confirmed today by their reps to Us Weekly. No doubt, Brad and Angelina have used and played the press in the past for their own purposes…this time may be no different. Full Story

Hard Boiled Ultimate Edition Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

John Woo’s masterpiece starring Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung Chiu Wai – this a Hong Kong cinema classic, perhaps even a world classic, and the widely credited inspiration behind almost everything Quentin Tarantino has produced. If you are a film buff, chances are you need no introduction to Hard Boiled. Full Story