Reese & Jakey Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 00:00:00 November 1, 2007 00:00:00

Now Reese would NEVER slut it up for Halloween. Reese and Jakey went trick-or-treating in full costume last night with her kids in Brentwood– she as a witch, he as a gorilla. Apparently the two were deliriously happy, holding hands and flirting and kissing and nuzzling and still desperately trying to save their movie and the DVD in a few months? Reese loves campaigning with her family – she earned an Oscar that way, though I wonder if this doesn’t sting just a little for Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

Heather’s Best Friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 09:11:41 November 1, 2007 09:11:41

No question, Denise Richards’s golddiggery talents are amateurish compared to Heather Mills but still… she’s honing her craft and practising every day. Especially since Heather’s recent ranting has probably served as inspiration. So would you believe that Denise took her girls to the petting zoo on Monday and voila – the paps just happened to show up? And snap the most beautiful, most adorable family photo ever? Denise is such a devoted and doting mother … can’t you tell? A for effort. Full Story

Now THIS is a costume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 08:35:45 November 1, 2007 08:35:45

Heidi Klum went all out. And without much skin. I LOVE. Here’s Heidi at her annual Halloween party dressed as a cat. Just one small thing – not to sound pervy – but …um… well since she had to have had it made specifically for her, was the soul patch between the legs an absolute necessity? Is it just me? Photos from Splash Full Story

Ebola Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 00:00:00 November 1, 2007 00:00:00

Over the course of the past week, Paris has paraded around in a series of costumes that, but for colour and a few minor details, are exactly the same. Short, flared skirt baring ass and tight around the tits. Last night, the theme was military. Hollywood Ebola the military whore. MK over at DListed.com Full Story

Chicken Fried Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 07:33:13 November 1, 2007 07:33:13

Well…she’s always had great legs, non? This is Britney, surpassing even her own skank in this glorious ensemble last night while out on the town for Halloween. Strangely enough, by now I think I’ve become numb to shots of her midriff and her tits… What I find most offensive this time are the red shoes clashing with the pink print. Full Story

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Dear Gossips,

That gag order must be killing Heather Mills. But still she found her way on television this morning to seek public sympathy all while moaning and groaning about the horror story that has become her life and – get this – comparing her experience to that of Princess Diana’s. Heather Mills is always the victim.

More on that golddigging slag later. And also a few details on what it takes to be a George Girl. Clooney, I mean…although I’m sure many of you are hoping it was Stroumboulopoulos.

Wednesday – online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Briony in Regina!

No Toe is Better than Camel Toe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2007 15:44:47 October 31, 2007 15:44:47

But still…no toe is f&cking weird. Here’s Tyra in NYC today wearing skin tight and spandex and hiding from an in-between-weave day. Crazy thing is – this reminds me of a man trying to be a woman and hiding his junk only to look like a man trying to be a woman and hiding his junk, know what I mean? You remember that scene from Silence of the Lambs when the serial killer tucks his peepee between his legs and totters around? I’m telling you – I can’t look at Tyra Banks the same way ever again. Full Story

The Rossum Kind of Romance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2007 00:00:00 October 31, 2007 00:00:00

This girl amazes me. Why couldn’t the GMD have set his sights on Emmy Rossum? He could have spared Katie Holmes a lobotomy since Emmy has sugar coming out of her ass anyway. Get ready to projectile vomit. It’s 15 Questions with Emmy Rossum by AskMen.com Full Story

It’s Kate!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2007 00:00:00 October 31, 2007 00:00:00

You hear? It’s KatE Holmes. Not KatIE. And the GMD is making that very clear. He sat down with Entertainment Tonight’s Jann Carl in Paris last week for an interview airing tomorrow to promote his new film Lions for Lambs. Of course in order to do so, Tom started talking about his wife and his Little Sci, all while referring to Katie as KatE:"I feel lucky. Full Story

Live! With Posh & Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2007 00:00:00 October 31, 2007 00:00:00

LOVE this. Regis and Kelly dressed up as David and Victoria Beckham on Live! With Regis & Kelly today – see attached. Regis actually looks pretty good. That’s a great wig. And underneath the football jersey he seems kinda spry! As for Kelly … also a fantastic wig. And she and Posh could have a thin-off, non? Kelly spent the morning walking around shouting “mayjah!” over and over again. Full Story

Granny Grease

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2007 00:00:00 October 31, 2007 00:00:00

Between Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Granny Grease Meg Ryan, I don’t know what’s worse. Meg Ryan showed up at the 18th Annual Courage in Journalism Awards last night not as scary looking as she has in the past but still oddly plumped, like the skin’s been inflated underneath – a grotesque rendering of what was once an extremely appealing face. Full Story