Sapphic Drew?

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jane Pratt founded Jane Magazine. Then she left or she was fired…not relevant. The point is she now has her own radio show and she’s doing promo for it and she has decided to reveal that she once had sex with Drew Barrymore. Drew appeared on Jane’s first cover in 1997. Presumably, that’s when it happened. Full Story

Gay Biker Chic

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love going dancing on Gay Biker Chic Night. Leather chaps, tight taut bums staring back at you on a riser gyrating with abandon – one of life’s great pleasures. But Gay Biker Chic has an expiration date. And it’s either full throttle or it’s not at all. Meaning you can’t half ass Gay Biker Chic. Full Story

Michelle & Tot

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Little Matilda Rose on set with mom – SO adorable, can’t get enough! Which probably isn’t going over so well with Michelle Williams. Or maybe she’s trying to rebuild the image? Given the heat she’s taking for telling her fans to f&ck right off, I wonder if there’s some contrition behind the improved attitude, aware that there really would be no acting if there was no watching…or caring. Full Story

Uma & Tots

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Uma Thurman at the beach with her 2 kids, participating in a little sand creativity. Cute, non? And holy breasts! Never thought of her as abundant in that area…you? Also love her body. An Amazon body but a healthy one, I think. One that doesn’t scream: I obsess over my healthy Amazon body, I just look like this naturally. Full Story

Pipsqueak: more money, more shows

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake is extending his tour through September. Wonder if he’ll pull out his whiny bitch and complain about it afterwards? About how the promoters totally pimped him? About how they overworked him? About how they sold him as a “pop” star instead of as a serious R&B musician? Probably. Full Story

Exclusive Giveaway at the Junos!!!

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In celebration of the Junos, ONE LaineyGossip.com reader has an exclusive opportunity to win a crazy gift bag!  This contest is open to everyone, international AND domestic readers. Gift bag includes: - Bloodline Jewelry: A handcrafted sterling silver jewelry piece featuring a skull and wing from Bloodline- Paper Denim & Cloth: premium denim, bag will include a gift certificate to arrange for a personal fitting of Paper Denim and Cloth Full Story

Appreciation at the Junos

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I quit smoking. And I’m now a World Class Eater. Have put on a bit but as mentioned before, better to be chunk and alive than thin and dead. Problem is – what to wear on Juno Weekend since, um, nothing fits? Meltdown. Thank Goddess for Joyce Ma – helms 4 designer labels based in Vancouver and designs for women who actually consume food. Full Story

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I’ve always wondered…is seems like Reese Witherspoon shops an awful lot. But she’s not at Winston’s or at Koi or Mr Chows or any of the usual hotspots every night so where does she wear her clothes? Is she wearing them with Jake Gyllenhaal?

Have received many of your emails looking for confirmation…more on that later.

My thanks to Sara in the UK for the reminder of how Posh slagged Jordan – it escaped me yesterday. Story goes: Jordan used to date a footballer called Dwight York, played for Man U, so one day Jordan walks in and Posh started belting out at the top of her lungs: Who Let The Dogs Out?

Hee.

Also appreciate Sara’s British sarcasm. She wrote to me today: it must be said Jordan is very popular in the UK - for one-at least she can sing, a reference of course to A Whole New World, and if you haven’t – you MUST. Not a fake. I just don’t have time to find the original footage when they were on stage performing their infamous duet, withOUT the benefit of “studio-mixing” and the result…well… I can’t describe it. Listen for yourself, I lose my sh-t every time.  Click here for the clip - enjoy!

Wednesday – it’s a travel day this afternoon, blogging on the fly on my way to Saskatoon. Are we having a gossip party?

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. All my best wishes to Heidi S, thanks to a tip from Roshini. Girl...you will NOT fail your proposal defence.  Bitch... please!

Plastic Surgery: Arguments For/Arguments Against

March 28, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 28, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh.Holy.F&ck. Look at Courtney Love on vacay. I’ll give you a moment…browse through all of them. So…the body? She’s been a rail before, when she was on smack of course, and now it’s some rather nice lipo. Any more than this and I’d say it’s alarming but I like the tone in her legs and her ass looks pretty good and given how badly she’s drugged and ravaged her insides, it could be worse, you know? Worse like her face. Full Story

Halle works it too!

March 28, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 28, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Rome promoting Perfect Stranger which – let’s be honest, especially with the involvement of Bruce Willis – looks like it’s going to suck. But that’s what I love about Halle. Halle always does her best. She doesn’t sulk or complain about publicity, she doesn’t pout on a junket, she doesn’t moan about fatigue, even when she was reportedly being pissy pants about the X series, about quitting the X series, about her smaller role in the X storyline, she still smiled her smile and played the game. Full Story

Diva Cheese in NYC

March 28, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 28, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Few women would attempt this … look. Only the Cheesiest of the Cheese:  Diva Cheese. Celine, Cher, Mariah… Lopez. Definitely an eyesore but always good for a giggle. JLo in NYC promoting the Spanish album. Full Story