Puck Bunny in Canada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

Hilary Duff played Edmonton last night. Edmonton is Mike Comrie’s hometown. And I’ve just heard he and his family were backstage at the show. He was carrying her bags and she gave him a kiss before heading on stage for her performance. Summer fling turns serious? Stay tuned... PS. For those of you who like to complain: this photo is from their dinner outing last week. Full Story

A Clinic in Contrition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

Did you watch Nicole Richie with Diane Sawyer this morning? Whoever coached this girl deserves a gold star. And unlike that old fool Larry King, Diane did throw a few hardballs, pressing Nicole at one point: do you get it? do you understand??? Do you know how many people could have been hurt? How do you know you won’t do this again??? And you know what? Call me Cruise but I believed her. Full Story

It’s Been…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

A few days (at press time) since Britney has been captured by the pappies out and about and losing her mind. And good timing too with the current issue of Us Weekly calling her mothering into question. I’ve read the article and the first page features Britney dancing on a pole with the caption: What if this were your mom? Low…but true. Full Story

Working

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

Sienna Miller after a lunch meeting in LA yesterday with a Working Title script in hand – a very very good omen. As you probably know, Working Title is the production company behind Four Weddings and Funeral and Bridget Jones and Hot Fuzz and Fargo and Love Actually and O Brother Where Art Thou and Pride and Prejudice…and it goes on. Full Story

The Cruise Fashion Influence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

To be fair, Nicole Kidman’s clothes, like her frozen forehead, are almost always flawless. But for some reason, at some event last night in Sydney, Nicole Kidman reverted back to the Days of Cruise, choosing to wear a pair of gungy flats to a gala event…kinda like Emma Watson. Especially with that girlish bow at the back and her new shorter hair cut with bangs…far from her best, would you agree? On the plus side, Nicole seems less gaunt, less wiry. Full Story

S.O.S.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

Katie Holmes needs to be rescued in more ways than one… What the HELL is she wearing??? And you know this is a girl who shops. She LOVES to shop. Shopping is her only approved extra curricular activity. As such, Katie shops a LOT. And this is what Katie is buying: matron pants and medium heels… clearly a MiniVan Majority fashion statement. Full Story

Colin and Ewan quiverate TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

As if George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Clive Owen, and Matt Damon weren’t enough, just announced today – Woody Allen’s Cassandra’s Dream starring Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor will be presented at TIFF, adding to the blockbuster killer lineup already confirmed for the festival this year. Full Story

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So it’s officially official: Nicole Richie is pregnant…. And she has played her pregnancy publicity brilliantly. But still… I hate myself for saying it but I like the idea of Nicole and Joel. If only Nicole could forever purge Paris…

If only Nicole could lend Britney her brain. And her publicist too.

Wednesday, blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Mike Yu – hear it’s your stag this weekend? Congratulations, be good, and save your money…for me. I’ll be back next week. See you at poker.
PPS. There will be some tech upgrades with the site over the next few days that may affect performance. In the event the site goes down, please know we will be working as quickly as possible to restore. Thanks so much for your patience. Am forever grateful.

Dog Abuser at the Beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

I"m harping. I"m sorry.  But look at this whore… as the paps snap away from close range, Hollywood Ebola shamelessly uses her poor puppies as props, posing gratuitously as they suffer through their miserable existence in her diseased arms. Full Story

Gwen in Hammer Pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

Only Gwen Stefani could pull off Hammer Pants and look this cool…though a bit harsh. The eyebrows, the lips, the sunken cheeks – a tad too Madge, non? It’s too bad, really. Because Gwen is SO gorgeous totally natural. Anyway, Gwen’s tour is headed to Malaysia though at press time it is not confirmed whether or not she’ll actually take the stage with local officials objecting to what they characterise as the “obscene” and indecent nature of her videos. Full Story

Sold!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

I’m sorry. But I love them. I love Jennifer Lopez with Marc Anthony… Please forgive? It’s just the way he’s leaning into her on the carpet. And how happy she’s looked for 3 years. Even if he’s been creepy and controlling at times…word is they’ve passed that. Full Story