She was screaming as they dragged her out!!! Screaming!!! Mommy!!! Mommy!!! Best day EVER!!!! Full Story
Someone emailed me earlier to scoff that my boyfriend was just posturing about putting up this protest... Oh really? Posturing? If it was posturing, why"s the bitch headed back to behind bars??? The judge gave it to her up the arse - sending her to Lynnwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! Needless to say, her excuses clearly didn"t work. Full Story
This Friday is getting better and better. THE BEST! Paris handcuffed and thrown into a cruiser, bawling her sh-t out as she"s taken down the the courthouse wearing scruffies. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Ever the attention whore, the little skank had to turn to the window to make sure her blubbering was caught on camera, underscoring why she is so universally vilified: if she was so embarrassed, why not duck underneath? Why not turn away? Ramming home that victim card right up her ass. Full Story
Patrick Dempsey is shooting a movie – some kind of romantic comedy, formulaic plot, you get the picture. Am assuming he’s the leading man, will get the girl. But here’s where it breaks down. Because how could hair like this possibly get the girl? Wrong. This is wrong hair. Not just bad hair but wrong hair. Full Story
Too late I think and the karma took its toll. Explanation: Isaiah Washington finally fired from Grey’s Anatomy for being a dickhead but only after the show f*ckin’ sucked ass in its third season. Word is, Shonda Rhimes fought hard to keep him. Word is she did it at the expense of others, feeling it would go away, ideally hoping for an idyllic family resolution. Full Story
Rocky’s days on the Freebie 5 were numbered – it was supposed to be a 45 day total. But now that he’s making it his mission to take away the Paris privileges, Rocky seems to be gunning for an honourable lifetime spot on the List. Love, love, love. Last yesterday, Rocky demanded a hearing to find out why the Sheriff’s department let her go in spite of a judge’s express decision to have her serve her entire sentence IN PRISON. Full Story
She’s out. After three days she’s out. Hollywood Ebola will rage again but at least we had three days – three days and a scrunchie...
Love, love, love.
It’s Thursday, at my mother’s house since Sunday, had to suffer the misery last night of watching her watch me on eTalk, rewinding and replaying a segment where the light hit an unflattering angle on my silk/lace dress and gave the illusion of a bump.
Wahhhh, she kept saying over and over again. Wahhhh, every 15 seconds. Then over to my father: Daddy look…wahhhh! Wahhhh so big!
Online all day, new articles posted throughout.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Gossip Party in Toronto tonight, Dan Levy from MTV Live and The Aftershow – the sexiest bitch in glasses – will be moderating. Champagne, snacks, smut…and gift bags! Look forward to seeing you there!
PPS. Dear Alison – I spilled wine on you the other night at the CTV Upfronts… so sorry! I owe you so hit me up at TIFF. Big hug, love Lainey
My boyfriend and current #1 on the Freebie Five Rocky Delgadillo, LA City Attorney, is right said pissed about Hollywood Ebola’s early release. Rocky released a statement expressing his concern about the Sheriff’s Department’s decision to send Paris home, and questions – in legalese of course – the validity of her medical claim, insisting that proper procedure was clearly not followed. Full Story
Yesterday’s big splash was the new People cover – Jennifer Aniston’s new man identified as Paul Sculfor, a 36 year old UK model, conveniently revealed just as Brad and Angelina are hyping Oceans. But, one day later, in typical Aniston/Huvane fashion, here come the denials. It happened with the Vaughn engagement, it happened with the Vaughn break up, now again with the model boyfriend. Full Story
Enough of these Hollywood twats. Let’s move Continental, to France, to the land of the effortlessly beautiful. It was intoxicating last month – when we were there for the film festival – to see them in their natural habitat, often without a trace of embellishment, so chic, so elegant, so f&cking gorgeous. Full Story
Here’s Nicole Richie yesterday arriving at Letterman. During the interview, she mentioned that she too is afraid of going to jail, but is willing to face her responsibilities and live with the consequences of driving in the wrong direction on a freeway under the influence…and luckily not killing anyone. Full Story