Dirty Face and another Drunk

March 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well now here’s a healthy combination: Lindsay Lohan who went clubbing fresh outta rehab…and Robbie Williams who also went clubbing fresh out of rehab - it’s really so right it couldn’t be more right, non? Last night at the premiere of The Tudors, pinned pupils everywhere, and that outfit sucks large ass. Full Story

Battle of the Chav

March 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

North America is bracing for Chav War… love, love, love. In one corner: Victoria Beckham. No introduction required, though she’s mildly turned it down of late, getting rid of those press on nails and that tacky ass weave, the concrete tits remain firmly in tact, as do the c*cklips and the overtan, and so the Chav beats fiercely underneath the Armani…forever. Full Story

Kiki & Johnny: Week 2

March 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or is it 3? No matter. The point is, unlike her brief flings with Andy Samberg and Adrien Grenier and Adam Brody which only lasted a week, Kiki has managed to keep Johnny Borrell’s interest for more, going so far as to follow him to the UK where she is supposedly shacked up in his flat, lovesick to the point that she follows him everywhere – to every gig, to every afterparty, to every town, to every country…and he can’t get enough. Full Story

Monday, March 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

There was absolutely NO smutty emergency yesterday re: Britney. She was taken to hospital, it was supposedly a dental issue, she was released very quickly, the pappies lost their sh-t over nothing. And yes… I’m a conspiracy lover just as much as you…but these photos below taken upon her arrival at Century City Hospital don’t exact show an OD’ing bitch being carried inside to get her stomach pumped, you know what I mean?

Let’s focus on the positive, shall we?

She did NOT celebrate KFed’s birthday party in Vegas this weekend - VERY good news.  She is dancing again - also very good news. And it’s been five days since she exited rehab and we still haven’t seen her poonie – the best news. So call me Cruise but optimism rules. More on Britney below.

Monday – real time blogging, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Britney: a comeback sign

March 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her body. At one time a temple, of late not so much. But a new sign has emerged, y’all. And it’s a very, very, very good sign. Check out her arm. Call me Cruise but I see definition in that arm. I see tone. And tone means she’s working out. And working out means she’s (somewhat) motivated. Full Story

Marriage & Business

March 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban – marriage is, for all intents and purposes, a contract…is it not? And so Nicole gets the gushing, the husband who calls her his “saviour”, a new image that she is the kind of woman who can transform a man. New interview with the Sunday Telegraph in the UK, Keith digs deep, deep into Celine Dion territory and pulls out a classic… so cheesy I’m surprised he didn’t save it for one of his equally cheesy songs. Full Story

Sapphic Sienna

March 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well well… isn’t this a shocker. Sienna Miller looking bombed out of her tree groping someone else’s girls. Looks like some innocent fun, non? Because Sienna would NEVER make out with a chick. Or a random dude. Or get sh-tfaced and lose control. No no. Sienna wouldn’t go there. Full Story

John Mayer: sheepish on the run

March 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been weeks, it’s so public, and still…John Mayer KNOWS. He knows his c*ck has led him astray. He knows his brain, his good sensibility, some say even his integrity – he knows it’s all been soiled by his libido. And so he skulks around sheepishly, wearing a smile that can only be described as embarrassed every time we see him dragging around his blonde fun-bags - this weekend after lunch in West Hollywood. Full Story

Granny Nic havin’ a baby… again?

March 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once a month right? Nicole Kidman’s idea of menstruation apparently involves making people think she’s pregnant on a regular basis. Australian tabloids are reporting that Nicole Kidman and her employee husband are expecting thanks to fertility treatments. According to them, this time it’s like totally true because she’s “told her friends”. Full Story

Renee’s Favourite Dress

March 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Always strapless, always knee-length, Renee Zellweger has a look and she always goes back. As you can see and as MANY of you love to point out, the look also includes foundation that doesn’t match and a healthy dose of Lemon Face...though truth be told, the sour suckage is actually quite restrained here. Full Story