Quitting is a Bitch

March 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I quit on Friday March 9th, it’s been over a week…totally cold turkey. And not exactly intentional. Just that I got sick the next day, and with visions of an early death dancing in my head, lying in bed, feverish and achy for the better part of a week, it seemed like a good time to give up my beloved ciggies. Full Story

All the little babies

March 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All kindsa cute. First – David Banda on a skateboard while Mother Madge looks on in London. Then – the incomparable Violet Affleck looking more like Dad every day. And finally – Deacon Phillippe out for ice cream with Reese, definitely my favourite of the lot. Check out his pre-tantrum expression – nap time evidently overdue. Full Story

Kiki & Johnny: better signs

March 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As opposed to the Chill… Whatever body language shared with Fabrizio a few weeks ago, my Kiki seems much more sure of herself with Razorlight’s Johnny Borrell than she did with Drew Barrymore’s leftovers. Have a look – Kiki this weekend at SXSW on the receiving end of some romantic attention (apparently they were making out everywhere) and this time it looks like SHE is in control. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: Dirty Face Coke Face?

March 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

STILL this child cannot find foundation to match her skin tone. And to go along with the Dirty Face, there appears to be a curious white smudge on her right cheek – some say glare from her earring, others say suspicious white powder to go along with her perennially pinned pupils, and I say this upcoming shoot with Keira Knightley is going to be very, very interesting. Full Story

The Daily SO Hetero

March 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wild Hogs has grossed over $100 million and counting. Which means courting the MiniVan Majority clearly works. Which is probably why John Travolta has temporarily swallowed his hankering for male massages and c*ckstands in favour of playing Happy Hetero just a little longer – especially since talk of a sequel is quickly gaining momentum. Full Story

Little Sci in Green

March 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Little Sci with her parents at the weekend for St Patrick’s Day – matching family, matching colours, SO cute. Especially her feet. I love baby feet - like little dinner buns, so fat and chunky you just want to take a bite. Almost a year already… can you believe it? She turns 1 on April 18th and while overzealous gossipmongers have been proclaiming her too large for 12 months, to me she actually looks about right – not that I’m an expert and not that I don’t love a conspiracy theory when I smell one but in this case, I’m thinking she just inherited her mother’s Big Genes? Katie is rather tall, non? So maybe that’s why the Gay Midget Dwarf always picks the Amazons? To ensure his progeny avoid the same “hidden lift” fate? I wonder…what else can they do in that Baby Making Chamber anyway? And where the HELL is Andrew Morton’s book??? Source Full Story

Friday, March 16, 2007
Dear Gossips, I spent the night with Daniel Craig and the Bond DVD. Oh.Holy.Quiveration. Especially the footage of him training in Prague. Something about the way he wears his sweats… between Daniel, Gerard Butler, and Clive Owen, I think I’m STILL on Team 007. Forgive me? Friday – blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts. Have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. At the VERY least, Friends was only half an hour. And since it became the Rachel Green Fashion Show towards the end anyway, the clothes were always a good distraction. With Grey’s? It’s like there’s nowhere left to hide and the fascination has now become – How Much Worse Can It Possibly Get???

Lindsay Warbucks takes Mommy shopping

March 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shopping yesterday in NYC. Something tells me Dina Lohan doesn’t mind so much that Lilo’s been out every night trolling the club scene and supposedly back on the sauce. After all…why would she? As long as both child labourers are still labouring, as long as her highlights are touched up every few weeks, as long she’s impeccably dressed in designer fashion, as long as she has access everywhere all the time, why would Dina possibly care if her daughter’s rolling back down a very dangerous road? On a positive note – maybe it’s just the lighting but I don’t see a Dirty Face. Full Story

Sandy… Finally…

March 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love Sandra Bullock. But I rarely love what Sandra wears. Yesterday at the Today Show – love, love, love. And want, want, want. Especially that jacket. As for the incessant speculation surrounding her uterus – Sandy says she’s tired of people asking her. And I’m tired of people asking her too. Full Story

It’s George!

March 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looking kinda sleepy on the set of Leatherheads in South Carolina. George is pulling double duty starring and directing. Hope he’s finding opportunities to relax? Source  Full Story

Michelle Pfeiffer: inspiration for Kidman

March 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is 48, nearly a decade older than Nicole Kidman. But I’m telling you, if Michelle Pfeiffer has had any work done, it’s really the best I’ve seen since Demi Moore. Perhaps the best ever. And it’s what Nicole Kidman should have been doing instead of turning her face into a block of ice… I’m just sayin’. Full Story