Lance Denies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 00:00:00 November 16, 2007 00:00:00

Of course he does. Even though multiple sources in multiple New York papers saw the two of them making out, Lance Armstrong is backing away. Lance told Page Six: "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. Full Story

The Spice Girls – Victoria’s Secret

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 07:08:29 November 16, 2007 07:08:29

Two songs, two outfits, and of course a change of clothes for the carpet – it’s not about the music, but it’s all about the Spice. So f*ck the British critics this morning who are calling it a disappointment. Since when were vocals part of the comeback criteria? Feast your eyes rather on the military themed ensembles for Stop and the custom Cavallis for Headlines (Friendship Never Ends), their new bland song that requires only posing and puckering, and also note what the girls chose for the press line before beginning the show. Full Story

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Confession: I am stupid. SO stupid. To have waited this long to enjoy My So Called Life?

Stupid.

But almost better, I think. Because watching it in your 30s for the first time is better. Not that I ever doubted it was great, I just never bothered to confirm that it was great. And 17 years later, it is still great. 17 years later it still stands up.

Cracked open the box set yesterday on a rainy, bloated, blah evening – husband at the hockey game – me at home with Chinese take out…was the perfect setting. And the perfect pilot episode. So on the off chance you’ve been as stupid as me… don’t be.

Congratulations to the winners of the My So Called Life Collector’s Edition DVD set: Joanne C, Karolina K, Meghan L, Janelle B, and Sarah B. Also to Melissa D for winning the Miss Sixty fragrance.

And attention Patty R. Are you Patty R? Do you know Patty R? Your Gemini Swag Bag is waiting! Please get in touch or if you know Patty, please tell her to get in touch!

Thursday – live blogging, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy belated birthday to Erin W – you’ve been reading a long, long time. And you started the Facebook group too! Hope yesterday was fantastic. Thank you, love you, owe you.

PPS. Many of you wrote to ask about the Alice + Olivia dresses I wore during TIFF. Specifically the black sequined strip tank that ends in a bubble, also worn several times this season by Sienna Miller, and the white sparkly feather number earmarked for Colin Farrell but for a sudden rainstorm. Images attached.

Well here’s your chance if you’re looking for holiday party fashion. To accommodate extra stock for the Christmas rush, Kiss & Makeup is kicking off Christmas with a food drive and trunk sale this weekend only including fashions by Alice + Olivia, James Perse, Cynthia Vincent, and Eugenia Kim (best hats ever). Bring a can of food, get 10% off…bring 4 cans, get up to 40% off. It’s a sweet, sweet deal. And if you don’t live in Vancouver, call them. They will ship. I’m going Friday morning for a first crack before the hordes. I am prepared to fight!

PPPS. Mute Stones is not Nicole Kidman. Or Charlize Theron. Those two have won Oscars. But while Mute"s family and her husband may be decorated, she herself ...not so much.

Lilo In ‘n’ Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 14:48:46 November 15, 2007 14:48:46

She served 84 minutes in jail today, checking in at around 10:30am this morning and getting released just before noon, getting credit for community service and whittling away her 4 day sentence to less than 2 hours behind bars. 2 hours for getting coked up and driving madly down the highway and threatening to run a bitch over. Full Story

Yes No Halo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 14:34:05 November 15, 2007 14:34:05

As far as celebrity love monikers go, this one is my favourite. Hayden-Milo…Halo. Speculation about the true nature of their relationship has been rife since summer and there’s nothing unusual about that except… he’s 30 and she just turned 18 in August. And while the two have not yet been caught by the paps sneaking in and out of each other’s homes, they did share a suggestive touchy feely moment at an awards show a while back and have been evasive about it ever since. Full Story

Rachel to the Rescue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 00:00:00 November 15, 2007 00:00:00

Do they deserve privacy when they conveniently parade their personal lives to their advantage? Conveniently when there’s a movie to promote or a tv show to premiere? Some do it better than others. Bet your boob job Harvey Weinstein gave Hayden Christensen the order – bring your girlfriend to the premiere. Full Story

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She Hates her Body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 00:00:00 November 15, 2007 00:00:00

Ugh. Dear Alba Bitch, We get it. Your beauty is a curse. You don’t want to be known for your body. Because you are an actor. No, honey. Julianne Moore is an actor. You, sweetheart, are simply a pretty face. And a first class bitch, no matter how hard Harvey Weinstein has been talking you up. And no one will see Awake if you’re not getting naked. Full Story

Chicken Fried Lip Rash!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 12:22:49 November 15, 2007 12:22:49

Lawd only knows what she did with her mouth this time – was it another injection or a bad case of lip wax? As you can see, Britney upper lip looks raw. Of course she is driving and texting at the same time too. On the plus side…her skin seems better? source TMZ Full Story

The Last Office

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 11:49:17 November 15, 2007 11:49:17

Tonight’s episode is the last of The Office of the season…and as the strike wears on, there’s no telling when a new one will be offered. So enjoy it. Especially all of you Jim and Pam fans who apparently hate on the fact that he’s dating Rashida Jones. If they’re not working together, will John and Jenna spend time together? Can you stand it? Still…John and Jenna have money. Full Story

Break Up/Hook Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 00:00:00 November 15, 2007 00:00:00

Word is Jen and BFF Courteney Cox are on the outs – something about Jen wanting Courteney to visit her on the set of her new movie and Courteney refusing to jump. Poor Courteney’s been letting her shoulder get wet for over 2 years. The girl probably needed a break, if only to let her bitch out on her staff. Full Story

Le Coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 00:00:00 November 15, 2007 00:00:00

La Cheese Celine was in NYC yesterday on promo for her new cheese album. But enough about the love songs… how about this coat? This coat!!! Grey for the season, leather forever… I covet. I must have. Best thing about it? She paid for it. Remember, Celine will not accept freebies. She worked hard for her money, she’s happy to spend it hard too. Full Story