Thursday, August 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Amy Winehouse, as of last night, despite cancelling her US tour 2 days ago to focus on her health, is still not in rehab and still living hardcore with that useless f&ck Blake Civil Fielder. Sad smutty details below.

And on the subject of sad smut, Britney is back in LA but wants to run to London and still no one knows what the crazy bitch will do at the VMAs. Until she drops out. Meanwhile, KFed is looking to send out another subpoena. More on that later.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Kaire N!

Contrite or Contrived?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 15:10:13 August 23, 2007 15:10:13

“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. Full Story

The Madge Goes On

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 15:04:29 August 23, 2007 15:04:29

Madonna’s new single was leaked for a few hours today before Warner Bros took it down. The song is called The Beat Goes On. Not immediately catchy but it has a great hook and once again, she’s switched to an all new sound now. Heavily Timbaland influenced … me likey. More importantly, can’t wait to see the choreography she has planned for her new material. Full Story

Learning her Angles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 14:39:36 August 23, 2007 14:39:36

I"m telling you... she’s cute. Only from a side view but still. Few are born with a perfect face like Liv Tyler. My Rumer is making the best of what little she received. And in doing so, with the quirky cut accentuating her pretty eyes and a rather attractive nose…well… we’ve seen worse, non? Besides, now that she is learning her angles, call me Cruise but I actually like looking at Rumer Willis. Full Story

The Easy Life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 00:00:00 August 23, 2007 00:00:00

No felonies. Seven misdemeanors but no felonies and a plea bargain expected to be reached any second which means she will only do 4 days in the clink … if that. So Lindsay Lohan twice drinks, drugs, and drives, once smashing her Mercedes, the other time recklessly giving chase on the highway and for all that, absolutely nothing. Full Story

Little Sci and my heart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 09:42:58 August 23, 2007 09:42:58

I love her! I love her so much! Look at Little Sci in Paris with Katie! A perfect Parisian outfit too, non? Little Sci is the cutest!!! As for Katie – there’s something very very sexy about here in these photos. Mostly because the GMD is nowhere to be found. But curious curious observation: check out her boobs. Full Story

Baiting Hermy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 09:20:04 August 23, 2007 09:20:04

As I reported yesterday, following his 2nd Toronto show at the ACC, JT hopped on a private jet with the Shelf Ass and dashed to NYC. And as you know, ex Hermy ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz has been shooting in NYC and carrying on with John Mayer… Last night, Pip and Ass had dinner at his restaurant Southern Hospitality and incredibly did not snarl for the cameras waiting outside. Full Story

The New Britney Ballad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 00:00:00 August 23, 2007 00:00:00

Have you heard this? Thanks to Alicia for the heads up. Ryan Seacrest played Britney’s new song on the radio – a ballad. So… I don’t hate it. I don’t love it, but I don’t hate it. The music I mean. The lyrics on the other hand are pure f*cking puke Rossum Full Story

France, LA, London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 07:58:17 August 23, 2007 07:58:17

So apparently Britney was not in Antwerp the other day. Thanks to Kerri-Lynn in Antwerp for the update as the local papers have since printed that they’ve made a mistake, even though restaurant owner opportunistically is still insisting it was indeed Spears. Everyone has a price. Other reports have surfaced that she was actually in France for a day – reasons unknown – before flying back to LA to be with her boys. Full Story

Amy Winehouse: officially sad smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 07:39:39 August 23, 2007 07:39:39

Amy and Blake left rehab abruptly a few days ago as their scraps were apparently disrupting other patients…though lets be honest – does he really want her getting clean? Please. They were sighted last night. A few photos will be released in a matter of hours – I can’t publish though I have seen them and they are probably the most shocking yet. Full Story

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Only a matter of time, see? Kate Moss and Pete Doherty together again. Was there ever really any doubt?

As for Britney Spears – she stumbled around with chicken fried greasy fingers and dog poop at a photo shoot for OK Magazine, touching her self absentmindedly and babbling in baby talk but now she’s done something even crazier. More on that later.

Wednesday, online all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. JT and Shelf Ass left Toronto immediately after his show last night at the ACC hopping a private plane headed for NYC. She was once again his biggest fan during his performance – clapping and dancing furiously in full scale worship. I’m telling you – Stage Five Clinger.