MTV True: Ellen Page

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:25:00 June 2, 2008 05:25:00

Am biased when it comes to Ellen Page. Ellen, to me, rarely goes wrong. At the risk of sounding corny, if you’re not trying to be someone else, how can you go wrong? This is Ellen. In jeans and a leather jacket and an interesting torn up shirt with sneakers. It’s a hot f&cking outfit. Full Story

Sit DOWN Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:03:29 June 2, 2008 05:03:29

Megan Fox changed halfway through the show last night. Two outfits – one for the carpet, one for presenting on stage. Really??? Her??? Really?? The poor man’s Angelina Jolie? TWO DRESSES? Bitch… please!!! Megan Fox is, at best, a Blender girl. Crack open a skin rag – there are easily at least half a dozen skanks who look exactly like her. Full Story

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Johnny Saves the MTV Movie Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:00:11 June 2, 2008 05:00:11

Am so over Mike Myers. In the age of Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen, even as Ben Stiller is still hanging on, and Vince Vaughn too… Is Mike Myers even relevant anymore? Hell nah. So thank Shiloh for Johnny Depp. On so many levels. First… the loins. Johnny Depp is and forever will be the hotness. Full Story

It’s Coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:55:32 June 2, 2008 04:55:32

All the signs are there… Just before John Mayer broke up with Jessica Simpson, she was photographed wearing those infamous high waisted pants, a little bloated from drowning her pre-breakup heartache into much food and booze, incapable of thinking straight, let alone being able to dress herself properly. Full Story

Gary’s Back and Demi Not Sweet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:52:20 June 2, 2008 04:52:20

Ugh. Ashton Kutcher’s facial hair. Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know… I call him Gary when he does this. As in Gary from Team America: World Police. When they tried to make Gary look like a terrorist by gluing beard batches haphazardly on his face. Ashton’s attempts at older manliness are equally as ridiculous. Full Story

The GMD’s big gay party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:48:40 June 2, 2008 04:48:40

The GMD bought a house for Katie last year. It’s now finally ready, renovated, and ripe for a party. So this weekend they had one. And invited all their famous friends and frauds. Among them the usual spattering of Scientologists like Kirstie Ally and forever B listers like Eva Longoria and the Posh was there too, but also Kyra Sedgwick which is random and who I love and La Lopez somehow found a babysitter but only for one night OF COURSE because she says she doesn’t have a nanny. Full Story

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When Lilo Tells the Truth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:39:31 June 2, 2008 04:39:31

This is that crying wolf lesson, isn’t it? Why lying doesn’t pay in the long run? Lindsay Lohan didn’t grow up with a mother to teach her that one. As a result, even when she does go into the hospital for something legitimate and not drug related, no one believes her. Just like no one believed her when she went into the hospital 3 years ago for a week and came out 25 pounds lighter after a bout of “exhaustion”. Full Story

June 2, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:36:30 June 2, 2008 04:36:30

For Bella & Trav – a thousand apologies for missing your anniversary! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! Hope NYC was a blast, despite losing the bracelet. Having said that – Jennifer Aniston has many bracelets…but she can’t find lasting love. Silver linings, right? Sending you all my best. Full Story

Friday, May 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

There are reports out of France that the Chosen Twins have blessed humanity, having been delivered a few days ago at a hospital in Aix-en-Provence. The arrival of the double deities has yet to be confirmed by a legitimate US outlet as of post time… will keep you posted.

Was watching the 2 hour season finale of Lost last night (can’t believe we have to wait 9 months for another installment) when an ad for Coldplay’s Viva La Vida came on and holy sh*t… Chris Martin got hot. Have never found him attractive. All of a sudden Gwyneth’s husband is a quivering beast. More importantly though the new album is good. Very good. No more falsettos. No more trying (so hard at least) to be Thom Yorke. It’s so exciting to be excited by Coldplay again, non? Gwyneth really does have the perfect life. Now do you hate her even more???

Finally Friday - Sex & the City vs Indiana Jones. Who will win?

Am online all day, refresh to stay updated and have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Angie on Vanity Fair: Pregnant & Boobed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2008 10:55:30 May 30, 2008 10:55:30

And total f&cking GORGESSITY!!! Please. Who could ever, ever compare to this? Vanity Fair has just posted their new cover and the article and accompanying photo shoot video is coming Monday. For her I would. I would let her hickey me all over. Full Story

The Cheese That Keeps Giving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2008 10:49:23 May 30, 2008 10:49:23

I don’t understand how people can hate on Mimi. Mariah Carey is a gift to us all. Anything, anyone who can make you smile so broadly, who can make you laugh so heartily, who can amuse so consistently is undoubtedly a creation of her Holiness Shiloh Jolie Pitt. Here’s the video of Mimi throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game in Japan this week. Full Story