Who doesn’t love The Chosen One? As you know, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt turned one the other day and according to Us Weekly sources, 50 balloons were ordered to the compound in Prague, along with cake and cookies and other festive treats. Interesting the cover caption on the magazine: The Secret Home Life of Daddy’s Girl and the Surprising Truth About Mom…prompting many to wonder whether or not Angelina is still “neglecting” the white kid in favour of the adopted multicoloured ones, as ludicrously suggested by the tabloids. Full Story
The clip is linked below...must watch! You know these two together – ordinarily his hand is perfunctorily placed on her thigh, their torsos turned toward each other in a show of solidarity and rarely do they stray from the program, even when another woman is blasting to the press about how he rocked her in bed while his wife was away. Full Story
Tuesday was a travel day: Cannes to Nice to Frankfurt to Toronto to Vancouver. Am actually writing from Toronto, 3 hour wait, the last leg of what will be a 24 hour trip home. Miss home.
As such, am bleary-eyed and mildly brain dead. Please forgive typos and incoherent babbling? Detoxing from Cannes is a bitch.
Wednesday, promise, will be back to normal as soon as I sleep it off.
Also want to acknowledge all of your emails over last 2 weeks. I read each and every one and though I’m terribly rude not to reply, please know how grateful I am that you are supporting the site, reading the smut. Thank you, love you, owe you.
Yours in gossip,
Nicole Richie’s Memorial Day BBQ invitation – her rep says she was being sarcastic. I actually believe this. But sarcastic or not…are her words in poor taste? Or does she have a wicked sense of humour? Some are calling it irresponsible – some say given that young girls out there are starving themselves to look like her, writing something like this does nothing to deter the alarming thinnification of our youth. Full Story
Many of you have ripped my head off for believing in Britney. Indeed, it’s been a tough sell. And still, it’s like a compulsion. Which is therefore why it’s so gratifying when she actually does something not entirely stupid. An open letter posted on her website with a candid, though at times incoherent explanation of her “reality”. Full Story
As expected and as you already know, Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab…this time not at Wonderland, that f*cking joke of a treatment facility, but at Promises, where Britney did her time and countless others too. Including Ben Affleck. As expected, her publicist is asking for media distance to allow her client to straighten herself out, which would certainly be a noble request if her client didn’t actively pursue the attention to begin with. Full Story
After 16 days in Cannes, finally leaving for home tomorrow and not soon enough. Am ready to detox and dry out…which just goes to show – am old and lame. Because for some, for the Eurotrash jetset and for Lindsay Lohan, full time partying is a lifestyle, though in Lilo’s case, that lifestyle is about to come to an end…hopefully behind bars.
Cannes Film Festival closing weekend – saw Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson the other day, still very much in love and another case of misguided gossip based solely on a lack of photos. As for Diane… I think, for the first time, I think I finally get it.
Monday, back to live blogging, check back often for new posts.
Yours in gossip,
At a certain point, it ceases to be fun. At a certain point, it becomes dangerous…and very, very sad. Britney came close, Britney came extremely close. And now Lindsay Lohan is verging. I looked at these new photos and the snark was gone, replaced only by… pity. Once upon a time, a beautiful young actor died on Sunset Boulevard, and while Lilo isn’t a fraction of what he was, at the same time, it would suck if she doesn’t get the chance to try and fail miserably. Full Story
As you probably know, Lainey is the nickname, Elaine the one. And when Daniel Craig says Elaine… my loins, my loins, my loins. He pronounces it properly too. “Ell-laine” as opposed to “eeee-laine”. Love, love, love. Also love, love, love Darren, my Main Mo who misses me dearly, sent me a clip of this hilarious sketch for Comic Relief in the UK – Daniel with the incomparable Catherine Tate. Full Story
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer on a minibreak in Cabo the other day having what looks like a very serious discussion. She seems like she’s protesting the piss, he appears to be insisting on it as exchange for having to dumb his ass down. Apparently no resolution to the impasse. Is she finally growing a spine? Is she standing up to the Golden Shower and saying N-O, love me for who I am? Not for what you can urinate on? If so… respect. Full Story
Rumer out and about with Hayden Panettier, the next child star trainwreck waiting to happen. Appears to be some thinnification going on here so let’s play! End of May, Rumer Willis looking still within the normal spectrum but – to my smutty anyway – increasingly thinner than we’ve seen in the past. Full Story