SiSi at Pepe and my Physio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 11:39:18 January 10, 2008 11:39:18

Went to see a physiotherapist yesterday for the first time ever after my mother dragged me to some kung fu crazy lady in Hong Kong who monkey jumped on my back and f&ckin’ shiatsu-ed the sh*t out of it. This is apparently the Hello Kitty version of a massage. Been plagued with killer headaches and shoulder/neck pain ever since. Full Story

All Time in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 11:17:00 January 10, 2008 11:17:00

Johnny Depp – seen here arriving at the London premiere of Sweeney Todd today looking… delicious. As usual. Even though he’s wearing grandpa’s jacket. Those warms eyes, that sexy smile… Laura, my producer at eTalk, interviewed him over the phone a couple of years ago. Full Story

Mischa Sorry and not friends with Nicole?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 09:06:16 January 10, 2008 09:06:16

Mischa Barton called in to Seacrest this morning in an attempt to explain herself. Mischa owned up to the fact that she attempted to murder someone with her car when she drove drunk over the holidays and was pulled over. “I was pulled over…just that. Obviously I’m 100% responsible for my actions in this case and I’m really disappointed in myself, I… I don’t know what to say about it except that I’m not perfect and I just don’t ever intend to do something this stupid again. Full Story

Adrian Grenier: signs of Ebola infection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 07:48:39 January 10, 2008 07:48:39

Much sympathy to fans of Adrian Grenier who were heartbroken last summer when he started dicking around with Paris Hilton and even defended her publicly, calling her a nice person. Somehow Hollywood Ebola penetrated through his decency…and now Adrian Grenier is a diseased victim. Paris’s black hole vag shows no mercy, see? Evidence of his infection can be seen in the way he wears his pants. Full Story

Pregnancy Grows the Alba Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 07:03:37 January 10, 2008 07:03:37

What happens to a Demon Bitch when the hormones are raging? In Alba’s case, the bitch get bigger! Jessica Alba’s Elle Magazine interview – she called out Zac Efron the other day for being effeminate and it turns the out the new fairy It Boy of Hollywood wasn’t the only recipient of her wrath. Full Story

Do you see Little Sci?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 06:37:33 January 10, 2008 06:37:33

I love this sh*t. You are looking at William Mapother, actor and cousin of Tom Cruise. You may recognise him from Lost. He played Ethan. Ordinarily he’d be no one. And he might still be no one. Except that many of you seem convinced because of similarity that he is the true father of Little Sci. Full Story

Presenting Katie 2008!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 06:24:32 January 10, 2008 06:24:32

The very first occasion of the year – and Presenting Katie could not have come at a better time! As you know, the Morton GMD bio is due out next week and while reviews of the book have not been enthusiastic, still the chilling suggestions are beginning to slither into the MiniVan Majority consciousness…though this vision of Katie last night at the Mad Money premiere is sure to make the yummy mummy stroller patrol forget all about the creepy allegations. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Trip Fling!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 00:00:00 January 10, 2008 00:00:00

Turns out Britney and Adnan are NOT over. Not even close. On the contrary, reports she boarded a private plane with him late yesterday afternoon headed for New York Mexico. At press time the two have yet to resurface but as you know, Chicken Fried likes to sleep in well past noon. Full Story

Trash is Fertile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 06:05:43 January 10, 2008 06:05:43

Some people like Granny Freeze and Halle too, they try forever to get pregnant. Want desperately to get pregnant. And should get pregnant. But oftentimes can’t. And then there’s white trash. White Trash is prolific. White Trash progeny is everywhere. White Trash Pam and Britney and the rest – like the cockroaches of Hollywood, dragging their eggs around, dropping them randomly. Full Story

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Today is Snape’s birthday. Snape! Sob! I’ve read Book 7 three times and Snape always gets me in the gut and of course the heart. Snape and Dobby. Dobby!

So did you make it through the People’s Choice Awards last night? The awards show with pre-taped acceptance speeches? Snort. Still…there was a surprise. The biggest surprise is that somehow the “People” couldn’t find a way to give Jennifer Aniston something. Because she wasn’t in anything last year. Instead, it was Katherine Heigl, the new Princess of the MiniVan Majority who won the Best TV Actress popularity contest for playing the insufferable Izzie Stevens on Grey’s Anatomy.

Apparently the “People” don’t watch Weeds. Or 30 Rock. Or The Closer. Or The Sopranos.

Sorry ‘bout the late start today. Am a bit under the weather and very crusty. But it’s Wednesday and I’ll be online all day – refresh, refresh, refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Happy Belated Birthday Heather C! Get OFF Facebook and start brushing up on your smut! With much love and affection – and I hope it’s not another year til I see you again.

PPS. To Elaine S in Montreal… keep fighting and I’ll keep gossiping if it helps. Big hug.

PPPS. To Dawn in Turkey from Gabrielle in Toronto – friends far apart united in gossip. Love it!