Michelle Pfeiffer: inspiration for Kidman

March 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is 48, nearly a decade older than Nicole Kidman. But I’m telling you, if Michelle Pfeiffer has had any work done, it’s really the best I’ve seen since Demi Moore. Perhaps the best ever. And it’s what Nicole Kidman should have been doing instead of turning her face into a block of ice… I’m just sayin’. Full Story

My Kiki cleans up for Showest

March 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Female Star of the Year – she looked terrific last night, non? Sure… she’s kinda gummy but still, better the gummy star than the one who everyone hails as an international beauty even with an undeniable bulge between her legs. Kiki is gearing up for Spidey promo. A thousand outfits and thousand dresses. Full Story

Rumer Willis: Hollywood Ebola’s Next Victim

March 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look out, disaster ahead. Hollywood Ebola is feasting on another – this time Demi Moore’s daughter. Rumer is desperate for a piece of the family fame, she hangs out on occasion with Lindsay Lohan, and now she’s been infected by Paris Hilton. Full Story

Thursday, March 15, 2007
Dear Gossips, March madness begins today – Wall-to-wall ball… LOVE this time of year! Pax Thien Jolie is his name. Pax for Peaceful in Latin, Thien for Sky in Vietnamese. Tien (no h) is also Sky in Chinese, not that that’s important but it’s how I’m hearing it pronounced. My mother always used to say: whatever you do, the Tien is watching - a strong, solid word. I love. Thursday, real time blogging, check back for new posts, also updated the “Maddox Bro” article below with new information, click to open if you’re interested. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Where was Friday Night Lights last night? Comes back next week. Not officially cancelled…yet. But given that NBC is calling the last four episodes the FINAL FOUR episodes…probably a good bet. But the heart of Deal or No Deal still beats on. See? Good taste is dying.

Not even I…

March 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can make allowances for this. And I’m a huge Mischa Barton apologist. Source The purple doesn’t flatter, the purple with the tights don’t flatter, but worst of all is the purple and the tights and the open shoes all together… I can’t. Full Story

Winona Ryder: erasing a decade

March 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Best she’s looked in ages – on set with Wes Bentley, working again, working steadily again… nice to see she’s not so lost anymore, that she seems to have sorted her sh-t out. Since I have loved her forever, this is excellent news. Full Story

The Daily Gush: Naomi Watts

March 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source I don’t think we’ve gushed enough about Naomi Watts and her adorable bump. Have a look – from a few days ago at the opening of Talk Radio – Naomi looking radiant and happy and healthy and stylish and GOOD. Not the overused, overlooked version of the word GOOD but what GOOD is truly supposed to denote. Full Story

The Daily Tranny: Hollywood Ebola

March 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The bent bird nose, those man shoulders, her calves, that awkward gait… check it out gossips –Hollywood Ebola has never looked MORE like a tranny. Kills me how she’s rockin’ the demure and understated look these days – because watching her parade around in a palette of mutes will make us forget that she’s a racist, elitist, mutant diseased slut? Hardly. Full Story

The Us Weekly Drug Issue

March 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK seriously… Janice Min outdid herself this week. The Drug Issue - obviously they can’t go full on and name names but some of the photos are pretty killer. Like one of Jack Nicholson I’d never seen before with white powder lining his nostrils. And Ryan Phillippe toking on…something. But the guessing games, the guessing games put this issue over the top. Full Story

Dirty Face in Georgia Rule

March 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Literally. Have you seen the trailer? Click here for the clip of the movie Dina Lohan calls her daughter’s “Justice!” – remember she predicted Oscar? Snort. Anyway, as you can see from this montage, Lindsay’s foundation problems are so severe that even the best in Hollywood film can’t find a solution. Full Story

Which One is Turtle?

March 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mark Wahlberg and his crew in NYC on promo for his new movie Shooter. As for why he’s dressed like that… I have no idea. But another great example of why the “Pants” thing” is so important. Because this? This = quiveration zero. Full Story