Piss … or Bust

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer on a minibreak in Cabo the other day having what looks like a very serious discussion. She seems like she’s protesting the piss, he appears to be insisting on it as exchange for having to dumb his ass down. Apparently no resolution to the impasse. Is she finally growing a spine? Is she standing up to the Golden Shower and saying N-O, love me for who I am? Not for what you can urinate on? If so… respect. Full Story

The Thinnification of Rumer Willis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Rumer out and about with Hayden Panettier, the next child star trainwreck waiting to happen. Appears to be some thinnification going on here so let’s play! End of May, Rumer Willis looking still within the normal spectrum but – to my smutty anyway – increasingly thinner than we’ve seen in the past. Full Story

My Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Gwyneth leaving the gym the other day looking freshfaced and beautiful and toned and grumpy. My girl took a lot of heat the other day while picking up Apple from her daycare and covering up Wacko Jacko style. Now ordinarily, the sh-t that comes out of her mouth is indefensible. I’ve also wanted to kick her in the teeth on occasion and you know I worship her snotty snot and her better-than-you attitude. Full Story

The Supportive Wife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Pretty adorable, non? Ashley Judd cheering on her man, hot Scot Dario Franchitti this weekend who won the Indy 500. As you can see, she is clearly is #1 fan – and looking at him, who can blame her? Ashley has scaled back work over the last couple of years, focusing on getting her head right and on tackling some lifelong demons, bolstered by his unfailing encouragement. Full Story

Cam in the Land of Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Cameron Diaz promoting Shrek in Taipei and Tokyo, body looking fitter than ever. Check her out from the side in that gold dress… statuesque beyond belief. My people love blonde and leggy, no doubt the Hello Kitties were losing their sh-t, lunchboxes and pencil cases flying open for autographs, adding to the proportions of her already gargantuan ego. Full Story

Regular Joe is the Hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

source John Krasinski on the cover of Mean magazine dressed up old school and quivering my loins. Maybe it’s the effect of Brad and George but that little boy hair with the side part appears to be the new fauxhawk… screw McDreamy. Full Story

Adam Brody: PDA and the New Gary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

At some party givin’er with some girl on the grass in front of a lawn-full of fellow revelers … how very OC, except from the looks of her, not to be a bitch, but Rachel Bilson she is not. She is however very much enjoying the PDA, as was he…before the discovery that there was a photographer present documenting the occasion. Full Story

Josh & Diane in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – under the radar for what seems like an eternity – showed up in Cannes at the weekend dispelling rumours of a split. First a private party on a yacht – Josh looking a little pale and pasty and Diane cutting an elegant figure in a beautiful gauzy white dress. Full Story

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Unemployed and Unattached

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Well she’s not a tennis player, has never in fact been one, and now she’s no longer married to Enrique Iglesias – what will Anna do? On the eve of the release of his new album, Enrique has revealed that he and Anna are no longer together. Long rumoured to have been married, the two refused to confirm it when they were still a couple. Full Story

England or Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Trouble ahead…and not to be mean but trouble for the Beckhams is always so smuttily spectacular, from a gossip perspective, it’s hard not to get a little amped. Besides, given the fact that Victoria has invited cameras into her Los Angeles life to document their glamourous existence, is it really all that despicable? Looks like there is a personal and professional crossroads ahead. Full Story

The Boys and the Whale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Maddox my love…look at that naughty face! Here are Angelina and the boys at France Marineland a few days ago, Pax tentatively feeding the big whale. Sunday marked The Chosen One’s first birthday and while she continues to be closely guarded, speculation is beginning anew that the Pitts are arranging birthday party pictures to be released in the next few weeks around the time A Mighty Heart is released in theatres. Full Story