Happiest Couple Alive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 15:39:07 April 21, 2008 15:39:07

I know it’s only Monday and we usually play the Photo Assumption Game on Fridays but this one was too good to pass up. It’s Patrick Dempsey and his wife, Scowlface, at a screening of Made of Honour today in London. They look thrilled, non? Like… totally so happy to be married. Anyone looking at this photo is probably rushing out to get married now. Full Story

Putting BigMouth to good use

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 13:00:53 April 21, 2008 13:00:53

It’s Tony Romo’s birthday today and he celebrated this weekend in Dallas at a club called Suite with his bombshell by his side. Jessica Simpson serenaded her man and then helped him eat his cake, using her well-trained tongue (thank you Johnny Knoxville) to lick the cream off his lips. Full Story

Young Boys Like Wonky Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 11:36:41 April 21, 2008 11:36:41

LOVE that Whitney is Bobby-free. LOVE that she is getting her younger man fix. Am all over the younger man fix. Within legal limits of course. As for the Gay Math limits… well Ray J comes in two years underneath the threshold. Full Story

Head to Toe Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 10:49:20 April 21, 2008 10:49:20

My Gwyneth in Paris today starting promotion for Iron Man clad head to toe in designer apparel that was probably packaged and delivered wrapped in a bow right to her doorstep. No charge. Remember, my girl is on a list of very, very few privy to Nicolas Ghesquière’s newest creations at Balenciaga. Full Story

Please Take Her Picture!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 08:37:00 April 21, 2008 08:37:00

Perhaps second to only Heather Mills, not many women are as universally despised as Denise Richards, which is why it’s baffling that any network would give her her own reality tv show. A show in which she will gratuitously pimp her children so as to more effectively fellate the MiniVan Majority. Full Story

Thoughts on 14?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 08:12:00 April 21, 2008 08:12:00

I’m mad at Colby P but he brings up a very interesting discussion point: That white hot naughty Gossip Girl cover for New York Magazine – you will note, Taylor Momsen who plays little Jenny is stripped down and full of temptation. But she’s only 14. She was born in 1993. 1993!!! Is it the industry? Or is it the f&cking stage parents? Discuss. Full Story

Gold, Old, and Shady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 07:54:00 April 21, 2008 07:54:00

As mentioned earlier, Tom and Katie were on hand for the Beckhams birthday party last night in Santa Monica. Which means that, again, In Touch Weekly is, as usual, full of ass. Katie is NOT leaving him. Maybe that’s why she looks like sh*t. That gold dress on Katie used to be a couch in Hong Kong at the Peninsula hotel – back in the 40s when ladies smoked out of long, slender pipes, and always wore gloves. Full Story

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Ed for Earth Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 06:56:53 April 21, 2008 06:56:53

Earth Day is tomorrow and yesterday in Washington, at a rally at the National Mall, Edward Norton delivered a speech about going green looking hotter than he has in a long time. Yum. Green seems to be his favourite colour these days. Ed wrote the screenplay for and starred in the upcoming Incredible Hulk movie due out this summer and word is he’s been a major pain in the ass with rewrites and edits, so much so that Marvel allegedly is starting to leak that he’s a difficult diva perfectionist who thinks his own vision is superior to the director’s. Full Story

Sean and Kim: back on!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 06:23:00 April 21, 2008 06:23:00

Last night at the Beckham dinner, among the celebrity guests – Sean Diddy Combs and Kim Porter, who broke up last year allegedly over his infidelities, quite obviously now back together. Apparently Diddy has promised to be faithful. And Kim has promised to believe him. I can’t say that I wouldn’t want to either. Full Story

All of Posh’s BFFs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 01:41:00 April 21, 2008 01:41:00

Big night last night as many stars capitalised on the photo opp and showed up for Victoria and David’s joint birthday party. Most notable of course… Tom and Katie. Which means the BFFs have made up. Obviously the GMD has come to terms with Posh’s thin-fluence on his wife. Also in attendance – the other Kate in Victoria’s life, Kate Beckinsale, along with Elton John, Usher (random), Eva Longoria tagged along too, and Gwen and Gavin Rossdale. Full Story

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