Best Yellow: Vanessa L Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

Crazy ass body. And what a crazy ass comeback. Girl deserves a SAG just for putting up with that douchebag Rick Fox. So here’s Vanessa wearing every inch of this Escada and celebrating her 40s. 44 to be exact. But it may as well be 35, non?  Full Story

Worst Hair: Kate Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

Her bangs were parted in the middle and curled to the side… WTF??? And…worse still…you can see the backcomb line!!! Which means her head has clearly been divided into three sections – left, ride, and behind. Seriously…did she go back to 1989 and have her hair set by Dolly Parton’s character in Steel Magnolias? SOOO disappointing. Full Story

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Best Hair: Javier Bardem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

Bet your boob job Tom Cruise is jealous of Penelope Cruz. Bet your boob job, he wishes they could swap beds. And can you blame the GMD? Javier Bardem is horny-lookin’ mofo, non? Damn! Can year him speaking? In your ear? All sexy and Spanish and sh*t, getting you caliente in all the right places? It’s almost too much to stand, you know? Wonder if Tom Cruise had to excuse himself during Javier’s acceptance speech last night. Full Story

Best Hair: America Ferrera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

The makeup, the dress, the brooch on the shoulder, the hair – last night, she was head to toe perfection. America Ferrera making couture curvy… do you love it, or do you LOVE it? And do you wish she’d loan out her stylist to Nikki Blonsky? Someone who can do that bodacious body some justice? Seriously, that dress was for the prom. Full Story

Best Hanbok: Sandra Oh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

If you’ve been to a Korean wedding, you’ve likely seen a Hanbok – the traditional ceremonial dress modified here for a Hollywood awards show. LOVE it. Not so much her hair…but am all over her bringing a little culture to the carpet, especially in advance of Lunar New Year celebrations. Full Story

Sunday, January 27, 2008

The following articles were originally posted January 28th but went missing due to a temporary glitch. Pushing them back to Sunday is a temporary fix.

Thanks for your patience and understanding.

 

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Worst Overkill: Debra Messing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

The hair, the posing, the moment she stepped foot on the carpet, she was EXPECTING to be noticed. Only she had to slap you in the face to grab your attention. I mean, what else can you say? Sit DOWN Debra Messing.  Full Story

Best Overkill: Chandra Wilson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Chandra Wilson - one of the few bright lights on Grey’s Anatomy holding a sh*t ass show together in gold and striped and so adorable – great actors can play dress up and still be taken seriously, see? Ellen Page could stand to learn from Chandra Wilson, non? And above all, she looks like she’s having a great time. Full Story

Best & Worst Tiger Beat: Ryan Gosling, Zac Efron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Ryan Gosling’s date was, as usual, his sister Mandy, who is a sweetie but who just might need the help of a stylist. He on the other hand… LOVE the suit. Love a man who dresses with personality, though he still looks a little bloated from the weight he gained before dropping out of The Lovely Bones. Full Story

Worst Colour: Rebecca Gayheart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Ugh. Am all over her husband. That dress on the other hand should be burned. Like, seriously… would anyone be wearing Marchesa if not for Harvey Weinstein? It gets uglier and uglier! And so f&cking desperate! Every Marchesa dress is desperate. Like the fashion equivalent of Emmy Rossum’s personality. Full Story

Best Colour: Marcia Cross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

It can get pretty tiresome – Marcia Cross in turquoise or orange or fuschia or green – on a red carpet. Yes Marcia, we get it… you can wear colour. And now we can’t tell the difference between what you looked like at the Globes or the Emmys. Because pink ends up looking like red anyway. Full Story