The Beckhams En Route

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2007 12:00:00 July 12, 2007 12:00:00

As reported in yesterday’s column, after her silent admission that David did indeed goose Rebecca Loos and that she chose to tough through it, am now more convinced that ever that Posh will never let him go. The Beckhams are for life, perhaps not out of passion but certainly out of pragmatism. Full Story

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Dear Gossips,

OK Potter fans…you were at the midnight showing, right? It was brilliant, non?

No doubt Potter will win the box office this weekend, although there’s a revolting man in drag who will take on JK Rowling a week later. Harry or Hairspray? My money on Magic.

As for Nicole Richie…not expected in court today although her lawyer is supposedly considering a plea bargain from the DA which could mean no jailtime. Drugged and driving on the wrong side of a freeway and free as a bird.

Weak.

Wednesday – am travelling tonight, prepping for the trip so blogging on the fly. Check back throughout the day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Charlie in Love, Denise Alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

Sweet. Since splitting up from Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen has defended himself against her preposterous and UNPROVEN allegations, lived life low key, continued to score impressive ratings on a forgettable sitcom, been nominated for several awards, and has now fallen in love and proposed to his girlfriend of over a year. Full Story

Quiveration Overload

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

Had a taste of the Beckham W Magazine spread yesterday…now there’s more. Total loin explosion. A full frontal of them kissing – check him out. Eyes closed, grabbing her head from behind. And him mounting her backside. And that lucky bitch with her head around his groin. And get out of bed with him. Full Story

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Chelsea at Mahiki!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

My summer girl… my Chelsea in London partying at Mahiki. Well of course she was partying at Mahiki – she’s 21 and Mahiki only works for 23 and under. Big boobs, skinny legs, blonde and tan…like Pam Anderson but super rich. An heiress. With connections good enough for a Hot Harry on a Horse and bred to be able to swallow his royal indiscretions… Love. Full Story

Dating Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

Much of a prick as he is, Justin Timberlake, in terms of talent and prestige, was certainly a tough act to follow. Pip is super A list, absolutely. But after a brief dalliance with that mindfreak loser, Cam like Gisele is finally dating up, hopefully recognising her own super elite status and choosing accordingly. Full Story

Stroke Face in Stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

In all fairness…the lopsidedness actually seems to be receding. And she does look better. Face is almost back to generic Mall Girl with a little tinge of stroke around the corners. But then again, it’s Tara Reid. Something is always just a little off. Like the headband. Like the shoes. Full Story

Homo to Homo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

As my colleague Deano said earlier: too easy. Check out John Travolta chatting up John Waters last night following the Hairspray premiere. It’s all in the wrist, you know? No but seriously...isn"t Revolting rockin" the great hair? Those plugs totally worked!  Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

I don’t care what she’s had done. Whatever it is, it’s subtle and it’s nice. Her face moves, there are lines around her eyes and on her forehead and when she smiles, she actually smiles. Not a grimace face or a stretch face or a cross between alarm face and scary face…just a gorgeous face. Full Story

Now THIS is a Comeback

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

F*ck Britney. What"s KFed compared to disease? Kylie Minogue yesterday telling cancer to jump up her ass.  Love it. As you can see, K is back... Kylie is working on a new album and will be starring alongside David Tennant for a Dr Who Christmas special (here she is on set) and of course she is single and lookin’ for love. Full Story