Kiki & Ryan!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 00:00:00 January 22, 2008 00:00:00

The McGoslings won’t likey but me likey so much! My Kiki and Ryan Gosling will star in a new movie together called All Good Things about a guy in love with a bad girl who disappears. They are set to begin work on the project in April… And you know he’s her type, right? He is every inch her type. Full Story

Riley’s Revenge Pt 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 12:43:25 January 22, 2008 12:43:25

He’s already sold his story – lurid details of her insatiable libido – to the News of the World but still Riley can’t get over Lindsay Lohan. And as the bitterness continues to eat him alive, he is spewing more about her personal life … this time on his MySpace profile. Full Story

Jared Leto: Career Obituary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 00:00:00 January 22, 2008 00:00:00

Jared Leto earned a loyal following after his turn on My So Called Life as Jordan Catalano. He then caught the attention of filmmakers in Requiem for a Dream and walked among the Hollywood elite after striking up a friendship with Brad Pitt during shooting for Fight Club, securing an invitation to the Pitt/Aniston wedding alongside then-girlfriend and superstar Cameron Diaz. Full Story

Topless for Awareness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 10:12:48 January 22, 2008 10:12:48

Well this is how you do it, non? Check out Becks in Sierra Leone Saturday on a UN Children’s Fund misson. As you can see, the world press showed up… and what not? Becks was hot. So Becks too it off. And he played with the kids, and he smiled, and he made us quiver. Don’t tell me his abs aren’t sending a signal to your loins. Full Story

Ebola Battles the Olsens… again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 07:14:32 January 22, 2008 07:14:32

Ebola has a hate on for the Olsens and it looks like she will stop at nothing to trump the twins. Is it because they’re richer than she is? As you know, Paris is no longer an heiress. At least not in the truest sense of the word. As you also know, the Olsen Twins are richer than stink – worth a reported billion dollars. Full Story

Madge’s New Bruise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 06:59:35 January 22, 2008 06:59:35

A month ago she was hiding dark bruises under her eyes. Word at the time was that she was undergoing some anti-age repairs. So now is this another case of repair? Check out Madge in London yesterday with a very suspicious green mark on her cheek that also could be explained away by plastic surgery. And certainly, we all hope that’s the case. Full Story

From Hooker to Pimp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 06:50:55 January 22, 2008 06:50:55

The lying skankbag is at it again. And few are skankier than Denise Richards. Quick recap: Widely rumoured to be an alleged one-time employee of Heidi Fleiss, Denise then met Charlie Sheen, they married, they had a child. And then began the lies. She accused him of pervy behaviour and filed for divorce while heavily pregnant with their second. Full Story

Monday, January 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

I love winning. And we won last night! The Bloggers, I mean. On Test The Nation. Thanks for all the messages and well wishes. Sitting at a laptop all day and having no life occasionally does pay off. And Samantha Bee too!!! LOVE Samantha Bee! Who doesn’t love Samantha Bee?

Screwed up my scorecard, they’re sending my official results today. Will post later.

As for Sundance… well… so far it’s been all about that piece of sh*t Paris Hilton. Which means Robert Redford must be pissed. Turns out his festival has been contaminated by Hollywood Ebola and the legion of loser posers that parade up and down Main Street looking for celebrities in sub-zero temperatures. Can you imagine how hard up you have to be to get excited about seeing a human virus???

Monday, blogging all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,


Can You Forgive This Nose?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 15:12:28 January 21, 2008 15:12:28

Mischa Barton is trying to put the DUI behind her – no better place to do it than at Sundance. At a gifting suite. Today at the Gibson Lounge a gorgeous Mischa showed off her beautiful skin and that nose… F*ck I need a new nose. Anyway, Mischa is in Park City to promote St Trinian’s with Colin Firth. Full Story

Alba Razzie!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 15:09:02 January 21, 2008 15:09:02

Oscar nominations are to be announced tomorrow but today, everyone is talking about the Razzie Awards – the assiest pictures and performances of the year. While much focus has been paid to Lilo’s sh*tty turn in I Know Who Killed Me which topped the list with 9 nods, most people seem to be skipping right over the Alba Bitch who was singled out for sucking in NOT ONE, NOT TWO, but THREE movies this year. Full Story

Want Them?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 00:00:00 January 21, 2008 00:00:00

I want them! Diane Kruger today leaving the Dior haute couture show in Paris, presumably clad in head to toe Galliano. Sigh. Everything is perfect. And probably the cost of a down payment on a house. Not a house in the sticks but a house in Vancouver, where a f&cking townhouse goes for at minimum half a million. Full Story