Your Kate, My Kate, Our Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 10:30:30 August 13, 2007 10:30:30

Kate Winslet, of course. Who doesn’t love Kate Winslet? Here she is the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar looking ravishing but also refreshingly ordinary. In an accessible, appealing, comfortable “ordinary” kind of way. The best kind of “ordinary”. Like the Foo Fighters’ Hero: There goes my hero… watch him as he go. Full Story

Baby Benefits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 09:14:13 August 13, 2007 09:14:13

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden in NYC with their growing bump and her growing body. Check it out – there is no longer a massive gap between her thighs. In fact, from behind she looks normal. In front, she looks normal. Nicole Richie: contrite and pregnant and hopefully Ebola-free. Love her. source Full Story

Tabloid Mothers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 08:58:47 August 13, 2007 08:58:47

I love this trend. Mothers with troubled daughters. Mothers estranged from daughters. Mothers going straight to the tabloids to send their daughters a message of love and encouragement. Dina Lohan, Lynne Spears…now Mel B’s mother Andrea is speaking out against her sudden marriage, describing it as a “big mistake” and pleading with her daughter publicly to deal with her post pregnancy drama and the Eddie Murphy wars rationally instead of blindly putting her faith in someone with a shoddy romantic record. Full Story

Hamptons Mischa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 03:59:45 August 13, 2007 03:59:45

Dark hair, love it. Hamptons young chic this weekend, love it. That she looks her age and dresses the same, that she does not have a sex tape and is not headed for rehab (anymore) and has never been tight with Hollywood Ebola….love, love, love it all. So her happy face and her sad face and her mad face all look the same. Full Story

Dancing Euro Pacey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 03:56:17 August 13, 2007 03:56:17

It’s a tricky thing for me – men dancing. If done well, an incredible turn on. But if not… an instant quiver killer. I happened to marry a white man who cannot CANNOT dance. And I only realised it in full magnitude this weekend when I saw my husband “groove” dance for the first time at our buddy Joe"s wedding. Full Story

Campaign Cruise: the new Camelot?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 03:20:40 August 13, 2007 03:20:40

Dr Cher, a long time reader, suggested the theory: Katie’s new style, Tom’s relentless hetero virility message, and Little Sci captivating everyone with her cuteness… is the GMD attempting his own version of Camelot? As summer draws to a close, campaign season is just around the corner. Full Story

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It Breeds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 03:15:50 August 13, 2007 03:15:50

Hollywood Ebola holding court at her Malibu beach house this weekend, entertaining the pappies, and also recruiting a new accessory – now that she’s exploited her dogs and saturated the market with photos of herself abusing animals, Paris has unleashed her virus all over a small child. Full Story

Saving Amy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 00:00:00 August 13, 2007 00:00:00

Contrary to widespread reports last week, turns out Amy Winehouse is not in rehab. Her family is apparently looking into a suitable facility and she is being attended to by medical personnel but she has not been officially admitted into treatment. They did however confirm that she overdosed. Said Amy: "It was just crazy—one of the most terrifying moments of my life. Full Story

Pitt Porn in the Windy City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 03:06:45 August 13, 2007 03:06:45

Brad completed jury duty in Cali last week and then quickly flew back to Chicago to rejoin his family and his Angelina who picked him up at the airport. Apparently Brad rushed into the car and was all over her immediately. On Saturday it was family day at the Field Museum – all four children joining their parents. Full Story

Everyone vs Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 03:00:41 August 13, 2007 03:00:41

She was out late pretty much all weekend, tits flopping everywhere, nipples ready for action…and it looks like she’ll be paying for her partying. When a golddigger smells money, he will always always go for it. And if nothing else, Britney Spears did marry and divorce a shameless greedy f*ck. Full Story

Friday, August 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am just in on red eye from Vancouver to Toronto. Please forgive typos?

We’re here for our buddy Joe Hong’s wedding - a dirty boy fully reformed. Can’t believe it. Congratulations!

And some media engagements too: My husband and I will be waking up with the gays on Monday morning with Ken Costick and Mary Jo Eustace on Proud FM the Pride of Toronto. Tune in at 8am to hear my husband squirm!!!

Speaking of gays…

My main ‘mo Darren was having a bit of a “day” yesterday: his Life Coach is on holiday and we couldn’t book matching manicures. To cheer him up we decided to indulge in a little classic Catherine Tate. Most of you have likely seen it but on the off chance you haven’t, click here for the clip.

Chinese, basically.


F*cking kills me every time. As Darren said, it gets funnier every time you watch. Perhaps a little levity to kickstart your weekend.

Friday, blogging all day, check back often.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey