A Bitchbeating Fan for your ears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

Catya send this along – funniest thing ever. At the Club Monaco store on Bloor in Toronto, they are selling this CD: Karl Lagerfeld Les Musiques que j’aime – his favourite songs for the bargain price of $33!!! At Club Monaco!!! WTF? Having said that…check out the album cover: an instant classic. Full Story

Factory Girl Uncut – Exclusive DVD Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

It was supposed to be Sienna Miller’s greatest achievement and she gave it her all, supposedly going so deep into character as Edie Sedgwick that she also picked up, for a time anyway, all of her tragic vices. This version, the uncut, unrated one is not what was released in theatres. Closer to the original script, it features more scenes with Hayden Christensen, is much more well rounded, and of course still includes that very provocative, rather explicit sex clip with Hayden that was purported to have been actual intercourse. Full Story

Her One Flaw?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

Seriously… what is her deal with Woody Allen anyway? Scarlett Johansson on location shooting her third movie with the director, looking the hotness per usual. To me, she is perfect. Almost. Perfect body, the most gorgeous face, sizzling and suggestive, and she owns it – unlike so many of her skanky peers, Scarlett seems totally in control of her own sex. Full Story

The Real Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

A few civilians had the opportunity to hang with Shelf Ass Jessica Biel very recently. Said she was lovely, that she talked about JT, that they are indeed a couple, and that she apparently pulled out a joint and they all smoked it. Still a massive famewhore but now I kinda like her a little more. At least she doesn’t have a pickle up her ass, you know? Full Story

Bullsh-t Like Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also insists they measure only 32B. Full Story

The Disciples of Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

Why will Hollywood Ebola live forever? What makes the deadly disease unkillable? Because of useless f&cking twats like this. Check it out – some loser from bumf&ck god knows where drags a 4 year old out to Paris Hilton’s house, waiting alongside the paps just to score a brief moment and a photo with The Virus, telling everyone that the child is Paris’s biggest fan. Full Story

Monday, July 9, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Madonna!

On entertainment and performance value, even two years from 50, Madge is still the platinum standard.

Looked great, sounded fierce, body crazy fit RUNNING on 4 inch Louboutins, the hottest dancers, the best variety, the sharpest choreography…and the Camel Toe. It was a perfect performance. PERFECT. So if you haven’t yet, you must YouTube.

Sorry ‘bout the late start today. Am knackered after a whirlwind one day trip to Calgary yesterday. Was too short a stay to get the full Cowboys experience but my love and admiration goes out to the city and its people: Calgary Stampede is a first class, world class event. Hoping for a longer visit next year but will be back in Calgary in 2 weeks for a killer party. Details to follow.

Monday, live blogging, check back often. Am writing as quickly as I can.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Eva Longoria got married… have you heard???

Not for Me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

… but judging from your emails after Equus, definitely for some of you. Thing is, he’s like a son to me. Or at least a much younger brother. After reading Harry and then watching Harry, especially in the latest film, watching him grow, feeling ridiculously proud of his maturity, it’s hard to picture anything but a hug. Full Story

Three Whiskers: New Look, New Piece?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom is rockin’ a new three whisker moustache…you likey? Please. Daniel Radcliffe inspires more quiver and even that is seriously marginal. So here’s Orly leaving a party the other night, trailed by a girl the pappies are calling his new romance. Apparently they went home together after getting “intimate” inside the club. Full Story

Thin & Tan > Young

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

The Posh Philosophy: always choose skinny and orange over wrinkle-free and healthy. Here they are, the Beckhams at the tail end of their French vacation before making their Los Angeles debut later this week. A rare occasion: both look sh-t together – he with his two tone head to facial hair mismatch, she and her obvious sunburn. Full Story