Three Whiskers: New Look, New Piece?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom is rockin’ a new three whisker moustache…you likey? Please. Daniel Radcliffe inspires more quiver and even that is seriously marginal. So here’s Orly leaving a party the other night, trailed by a girl the pappies are calling his new romance. Apparently they went home together after getting “intimate” inside the club. Full Story

Thin & Tan > Young

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

The Posh Philosophy: always choose skinny and orange over wrinkle-free and healthy. Here they are, the Beckhams at the tail end of their French vacation before making their Los Angeles debut later this week. A rare occasion: both look sh-t together – he with his two tone head to facial hair mismatch, she and her obvious sunburn. Full Story

A Model Thing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

I interviewed a model in Calgary yesterday. Watch on eTalk later this week. Her name is Heather Marks, considered among the top tier of girls in the industry today. Like many of the best, Heather is a freak of nature…and I mean that in the best way possible. Full Story

Can’t do Glam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

Sienna Miller for Valentino? WAY off base. Because Sienna can only do casual. Casual one look boho strolling around London… for sure. But high glam in the designer’s signature red? Even the most hardcore Miller fan wouldn’t disagree – she looked horrid this weekend at V’s anniversary celebration. Full Story

Uma & Valentino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

Valentino celebrated 45 years this weekend with a star-studded, extravagant, seemingly interminable celebration consisting of party after party after fashion show. One of the lowlights had to be Sienna Miller – more on that later. Among the highlights, as usual – Uma Thurman who chose light and pale shades throughout the festivities as illustrated by the three showings attached. Full Story

Punk Ass Poseur ain’t no thief

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

Was a tough one for Avril Lavigne last week. First a Canadian songwriter, Chantal Kreviazuk, questioned her artistic integrity, then a lawsuit over her song “Girlfriend” claiming she ripped off a band called the Rubinoos put the punk ass in position where she felt she had to defend herself. Full Story

Model Mother’s Worst Taste in Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

Had the same problem before getting married – every guy I’ve ever dated with the exception of maybe, MAYBE, two…all douches. Like disgusting. Revolting. Sick. Then again, I’ve never had her qualifications. But Britney… Britney could aim so much higher. But still she persists. Full Story

The Best & The Rest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

Once upon a time, they said Britney would take her crown. And I agreed. Now upon a time, no one who can live up to the legacy. Not yet. Perhaps not ever. Which is why she is Madonna. Other observations: did you love Keith Urban’s set with Alicia Keys? Loved. Without Granny Freeze, perhaps there is something there. Full Story

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Friday, July 6, 2007

Dear Gossips,

You know it’s a slow week when every frickin’ detail of Eva Longoria’s pre-wedding prep has been documented with meticulous attention.

Am headed to Calgary for one day on Sunday shooting for eTalk. Hopefully will be able to enjoy some Stampede festivities and perhaps pop in to the infamous Cowboys? Where Hot Harry on a Horse dabbled in some Canadian low classy? Would love to do a shot of tequila off a set of fake tits purchased for staff by the establishment’s generous owners. Word is, during Stampede, the girls who work it the hardest can earn up to ten grand a night. A NIGHT??? I scoffed at first but I suppose preying on the horny and rich can be a lucrative business.

Finally Friday, am online all day, refresh often.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Calling Oscar...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2007 12:00:00 July 6, 2007 12:00:00

The Alba Bitch says she doesn’t want to be a sex symbol, that she fancies herself an actor, wants serious roles, does not appreciate pappy attention… At the same time, whenever she has a movie to promote, somehow she appears on magazine covers wearing very little clothing. Kinda like Jessica Biel: wanting more but knowing the TV Girl Truth – at the heart of it, there’s only the Body. Full Story