Again, not my type (the mouth, remember?)…but I do know he’s yours. So you will love these new photos from GQ and also this quote: People say: how come you haven’t moved to Hollywood? What I hear is: if it were me I’d be over there making blockbusters, screwing starlets and counting the zeros. Full Story
As if Matthew Broderick wasn’t dandified enough…now it turns out Dandy is a Dandy because his wife insists on it. And she’s not afraid to share that fact with the public either. Says SJP - who recently took a shot at Gwen Stefani for pricing regular women out of her clothes, exorbitant of course compared to her own line Bitten retailing for under $20 an item – Matthew has no say in his wardrobe and her authoritarian approach to what he wears has resulted in a sort of style emasculation…as explained in the new issue of Glamour:"Before he knew me, he felt very confident about dressing on his own. Full Story
The King of Queens goes off the air after 9 seasons so Leah Remini, better known as Jennifer Lopez’s BFF and scientological life coach, is promoting a new project: an internet series called In the MotherHood. Thing is, it’s really too bad about the weirdness and the chills, you know? Because Leah is actually pretty entertaining. Full Story
Ending the week off on a wonderful note – Friday Night Lights has been renewed!!! ‘Course I’m a cynical bitch, and seeing the way Grey’s has imploded, I fear a pristine, undefeated season could be soiled by a sophomore slump. But enough neurosis…the point is: Taylor and Tami and back!
Clear eyes, full, hearts… Can’t Lose!!!
Friday – am blogging while packing and prepping for a 2 week trip starting Sunday. Hard to sympathise but being away from my boys for 14 days – my husband and my Marcus – makes me sad. Bad news is I’ll be traveling on Monday, posting in between airports. The good news – instant smut from the trenches! More on that later.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Objectivity rules the day – kindness to the GMD…can you believe it?
PPS. Happy belated birthday to Lindsay W in Halifax! I know yesterday was your 29th, I know you’ve had a rough go of late but you have the sweetest friend in Allana and her gift is on the way! Big hug, hang in there...
Last time my Gwyneth looks this sh-tty she was pregnant…just saying. Love that she’ll go to Orso without a trace of makeup. But don’t love her Chef’s Costume (???) and those pants are cutting her off at the wrong place. As for the hair – you all hate the hair. I know. Full Story
A hot gay and a dog? How can you not quiver? TR Knight and Tom Ford… my dirty fantasy. Here’s TR on the cover of The Advocate discussing decision behind coming out, on the reaction, on the support, on how his life has and hasn’t changed. "I remember saying to someone when I got one of those "don"t do it" [comments] – I just remember hearing my voice being calm and saying, "No, it"s going happen. Full Story
More objectivity… So Katie Holmes is shooting Mad Money Louisiana. The GMD and Little Sci are with her, they spend time bonding when Katie is on set. Production took over a local museum the other day, Tom and Little Sci were exploring through some of the exhibits on their own and at one point, Little Sci noticed a friendly lady and before Tom could catch her, she shuffled off to make a new friend. Full Story
It’s an exact Chinese translation – and old Chinese saying, Man Wife Face Fortune refers to the resemblance in their faces, a sure sign that a couple is meant to be together. As you can see, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have Man Wife Face Fortune – they look alike but not too incestuously alike and not in a weird way either. Full Story
Apologies for the crass - we talked about comparing sh-t to diarrhea the other day in relation to Paris Hilton…and I suppose the best analogy of that would be Denise Richards to Paris Hilton. Denise sh-t, Paris diarrhea. Both shameless famewhores with many things in common…although I suppose, if you really want to get technical, Paris has never had to work for a Hollywood Madame. Full Story
Want objectivity? Ok. Hermy used to be hated. In fact, since I haven’t pushed my Chinese ass to update the Gossip Guide – site redesign coming, will be updated soon…promise – I think she’s still on there under the Hate List originally written in 2005. Why? For her bad attitude, for the bad hygiene rumours, for the formerly mashed up face… Then of course Hermy Cam started smiling for the cameras and when attack mode was put away, Hermy Cam became Pretty Cam without a c*ck – Hermy put away. Full Story
What makes Brad Pitt Brad Pitt? It’s not only the looks, it’s a package, you know? Like the way he talks, as if there’s always something in his mouth… not in a gross way but in a way that suggests he’s trying to hide that there’s something in his mouth and is just so cool he can get away with it. Full Story