My Rumey’s Red Lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2008 10:05:00 March 14, 2008 10:05:00

This won’t make you believe she’s cuter in person but for what it’s worth…I like her look. Better this than a country hick weave with acrylics and a French manicure a la Carrie Underwood. I’ll take this every day. Still… Rumey admittedly isn’t rockin’ her best angles in a few of these shots. Full Story

Brendan Fraser Has No Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2008 09:24:00 March 14, 2008 09:24:00

Because If he had friends, true friends, they would tell him straight up – dude, don’t fight it man. Just go bald. Clearly Brendan has no friends. And he no longer has a wife either. Maybe that’s why he’s trying to save his manhood by faking his hair. Or maybe this is what prompted her to leave. Full Story

Best Squirrel in Purple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2008 08:52:42 March 14, 2008 08:52:42

Quite possibly the best Anne Hathaway ever. LOOOVE this dress. If it’s actually Marchesa I’ll be suitably impressed. She looks lovely in purple, non? And the hair and the styling, all first class. All keeping the squirrel features squirrel features  Full Story

Maggie & The Dark Knight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2008 08:28:43 March 14, 2008 08:28:43

Vegas is all about ShoWest right now and Warners is hauling out the talent in preparation for summer blockbuster season with stars from Speed Racer, the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, and of course The Dark Knight all on hand last night to pre-promote their projects. Attached – Christian Bale and Maggie Gyllenhaal and Christopher Nolan. Full Story

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George With Benefits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2008 08:04:38 March 14, 2008 08:04:38

The benefits that come with dating George Clooney make up a long, long list. Not even sure if there is a downside to dating George. Especially not if you’re Sarah Larson, who was once a glorified gambling escort in Vegas, with a rather tawdry past, and who now has a front row seat at the Oscars on the arm of Hollywood’s reigning monarch. Full Story

Fridays with Ewan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2008 07:44:00 March 14, 2008 07:44:00

A quivering good way to kick off a weekend. Here’s Ewan McGregor with his wife Eve yesterday at the Hampstead Theatre Spring Gala in London looking sharp and sexy and always, always a little naughty. Ewan and Eve have been married almost 13 years and while your initial inclination might be to say Lucky Bitch! The truth is most would agree that he’s the lucky sod having married someone so generous and so evolved in so many ways. Full Story

March 14, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2008 07:42:15 March 14, 2008 07:42:15

To Jerid – Happy 29th Birthday! You ARE reading this, aren’t you??? To Karen on her 21st – have a great time in Atlantic City. LOVE Atlantic City. There’s a seediness about Atlantic City that goes beautifully with blackjack and cigarettes. Juliana says you’re the best “little” ever. Full Story

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sorry ‘bout yesterday. Router was on the fritz intermittently… finally I actually had to kick it. I kicked it hard. So far, so good. And in retrospect, as bad as it was, at least my ass hasn’t grown around the toilet. Literally. It’s the saddest story maybe ever and not gossip-related, but I must be depraved because I was crying dollop-sized tears by the time I finished reading Michael K"s account yesterday. Crying from laughing. And during the night it would come back to me, randomly, and I’d cry from laughing all over again. Click here and lose your sh*t.

Am online all day…check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Kate Beckinsale isn’t careless with her blow. That was before. Neither is Charlize. She prefers natural.

PPS. Shameless self promotion – big love to Maria from in Australia for this lovely article. Must make my way down under some time soon. I owe you a drink. Are there casinos in Australia???

Granny Freeze Bat Attack!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 21:16:00 March 13, 2008 21:16:00

Thank you for all your emails about the Daily Mail’s analysis today of Nicole Kidman’s Bat Face. No joke. They actually compared her to a bat. Because of the freeze, of course. Because Gran can’t lay off the Botox. And they recruited a top Botox specialist to assess her work. He subsequently railed on her for giving Botox a bad name, for over-using and ruining her face, effectively turning it into the possum of the night. Full Story

Now THAT’s a Flattering Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 18:33:00 March 13, 2008 18:33:00

Kate Beckinsale at Letterman today in a killer, killer dress. Quite possibly the best thing she’s ever worn. Looks like an Herve Leger but am not totally sure. Still… you put a desperate girl in a gorgeous dress and at the end of the day, all you get is a desperate girl in a gorgeous dress. Full Story

Who Says You’re a MILF???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 13:24:00 March 13, 2008 13:24:00

Some people are seriously delusional. Like…BADLY delusional. So delusional it’s almost offensive. So it was reported today that the CW is planning a 90210 spin-off, trying to capitalise on the success of Gossip Girl. Full Story