Flawless…but is she forgiven?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

Claire Danes earlier this week at Letterman to promote her new movie Evening and she does look amazing, doesn’t she? Karma Face appears to have receded replaced by a new glow and a freshness never seen during her time with that cheating prick Billy Crudup. This is what happens when you’re in love with a ‘Mo, see? He might not feel the same way back, but he’ll never ever let you out looking less than perfect. Full Story

Sirius Black is a Sexy Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

When I was young and stupid, I wondered how Uma Thurman could possibly marry Gary. And now, with a little more experience and perhaps a savvier sense of what is sexy, now I totally get it. Especially now that I’ve seen the Order of the Phoenix. Gary Oldman is the hotness. And Sirius Black is the Hotness, particularly at the end. Full Story

Truth…or Denial?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

What do you make of this? Britney’s reason for cutting off her mother – she says she’s not an addict, was never an addict, and feels her mother and her manager and her ex husband betrayed her by pushing her into rehab for addictions that never existed. Threatened by KFed, Britney entered Promises as those around her denied her access to her kids until she did what they wanted. Full Story

Revolting wears a Hairpiece?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

So says the Daily Mail. Check it out – a close up of his hairline and note the mesh attached. Makes me feel a little sorry for him actually. Not for his follicle challenge but the pitiful impression it suggests – a man confined inside a closet, reprogrammed regularly in order to remain so, who has had to suppress his true sequined self his whole life, only able to exercise a little flame on the dance floor once every few years, and who is now aging and fighting it every step of the way on top of whatever Xenu penance he is still paying for straying from the rule book last year on the set of Hairspray. Full Story

Is Chelsy Chav?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

I don’t think so but Karen L and I were debating it the other night at the Sanderson Hotel. She says yes, I say no…You? Here’s Chelsy arriving at Heathrow yesterday, likely joining Hot Harry on a Horse at the Concert for Diana on Sunday. Girl can fill out a pair of jeans, that’s for sure. Full Story

40 and not pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

Katie Holmes on her way to a meeting yesterday looking about as fresh and young as Sharon Stone. Shame that lovely body has been force-wrapped into middle aged mediocrity to court the MiniVan Majority. By the way – all that German hoopla about not allowing the GMD’s new project to be filmed there… you’ve heard they’ve changed their minds, right? Tom Cruise and Valkyrie will be welcome. Full Story

Jeans for a Change

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

Angelina Jolie in Prague yesterday actually wearing jeans and not trousers for a change. She looks good in jeans non? Also pics from earlier this week, Angelina picking up the kids while Brad was off shooting a commercial. As you can see, Pax seems rather attached to their trusty security dude Mickey. Full Story

Gee, No Kidding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

Toxicology reports back from Lilo’s car crash in late May. Big surprise – she had cocaine in her system and twice the legal amount of alcohol. And still, right up to that point, that mother of hers was insisting she was absolutely fine. Right. On the one hand there’s Lynne Spears who forces her kid into rehab, sacrificing short term good will for long term LIFE. Full Story

GMD makes a funny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

Credit where credit is due… he actually poked fun at his own vertical challenge. Here’s the Gay Midget Dwarf in Amsterdam yesterday promoting Lions for Lambs costarring Robert Redford and Meryl Streep – his Oscar bid for the upcoming season. As usual, Tom milked the fans, spending an hour signing autographs and posing for photos. Full Story

Inviting Karma Calamity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

There is an excuse for everything. And I’ve made them all for Britney. But there is no excuse for legally bitch slapping your mother under no extenuating circumstances. And so, in order to avoid some serious feng shui sh-t laid out on my own Chinese ass… it’s done y’all. It’s done with this chicken-fried moron. Full Story

Four Spices & a Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

These photos kill me. As announced yesterday, the Spice Girls will reunite and go on tour in December. And without any shame, am not too proud to say that I will so totally be getting tickets. Hopefully for the London show on 15 December! But have a look at the five of them at the photo call – all of them ecstatic, all of them smiling, all of them trying to resurrect what Girl Power stands for…with one glaring exception. Full Story