Teen Matron at the Jingle Ball

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 09:34:51 December 17, 2007 09:34:51

Seriously…who styles Hayden Panettiere? How does an 18 year old show up like this to the Z100 Jingle Ball??? The Jingle Ball is not a tea party. It is not an occasion for Dakota Fanning to dress up in her Sunday best. The Jingle Ball is supposed to be hip and groovin’, it is 100% a funky jeans occasion. Full Story

Hermy D Pops Zits in Public: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 09:10:32 December 17, 2007 09:10:32

Gross smut is the funniest smut…and this story had to rank. Cammy D was partying at Teddy’s in the Spring with Nicky Hilton. Of course hanging with a relation of Ebola had its consequences. Because at some point in the night, Cam hit the loo and starting busting her zits. Not sure if the puss hit the mirror but clearly Cam felt it was the right time for a facial. Full Story

Trailer Visits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 08:59:40 December 17, 2007 08:59:40

Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit? They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Full Story

Posh & Becks underdressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 08:23:19 December 17, 2007 08:23:19

More mayjah quiveration – Becks for Armani. And while the shots of him in his undies are undoubtedly delicious, my favourite is the one where he’s walking with his shirt open and his pants ON…hanging delectably from a set of washboard abs and narrow hips. THIS is how you wear the sh*t out of a pair of pants, see? Am also partial to Becks in bed taking his pants OFF. Full Story

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Posh Flesh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 00:00:00 December 17, 2007 00:00:00

Many of you have emailed about these photos in the Daily Mail – of Posh on stage in London oozing, literally, out of her Cavalli. Like the images of her saggy legs Full Story

La Fromage: Au Revoir Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 07:32:56 December 17, 2007 07:32:56

C’est fini! Celine’s Vegas run is officially over and, as expected, because she is Celine, she exited the stage with an extra helping of super cheese overload giving her fans what they came for. Only Celine Dion could perform on a stage with Santa Claus riding a bike. And only Celine Dion could screw her face into these expressions without bursting out laughing. Full Story

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Granny Freeze: Aussie No

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 07:09:39 December 17, 2007 07:09:39

All that Botox must be freezing her style receptors…because Nicole Kidman has never, ever been so off the mark. Holy sh*t! Check her out, front and back, at the Australian premiere of the Golden Compass at the weekend. The hair has been geriatric frizz for a while now but what the ass is up with the silver granny suit? WTF??? No one in their right f&cking sh*t is going to say this is cute. Full Story

Kylie Minogue: Aussie Yes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 07:00:22 December 17, 2007 07:00:22

Kylie has said that since cancer, she’s had to live with a new body, that the shape simply won’t go back to what it used to be. Judging from her appearance on the X Factor finale the other night, this is a good thing. Because not only is she alive, she is also workin’ some serious, serious curves. Full Story

Chicken Fried Unwelcome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 00:00:00 December 17, 2007 00:00:00

First – the Piece of Me video. In case you haven’t seen it, click here. Better than the Gimme More disaster, yes. But that’s like comparing sh*t to diarrhoea. At the end of the day, it’s still sh*t and the saddest part is, there are glimpses - small, small flashes - of her former brilliance that seem unreachable no matter how hard she tries. Full Story

Why Xenu Loves Will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 06:33:48 December 17, 2007 06:33:48

Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed. Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business. Full Story

Friday, December 14, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Britney’s video for Piece of Me premieres tonight on 20/20 and will be YouTube-able 30 seconds later. Click here for a  brief clip – apparently Britney gets back at the paps and the tabloids for messing up her life and then dirty dances on a bar. How original.

On the plus side, like Gimme More and most of the tracks on her album, the song is good. In fact, Blackout is good. So good Rolling Stone named it to the list of Top 50 albums of the year and put Piece of Me 15th on their ranking of top 100 songs of the year. Of course she deserves none of the credit but still… Chicken Fried’s new material is more than a little listenable.

Friday! Blogging all day – refresh refresh refresh. Scroll down and click on VIEW MORE ARTICLES for posts you may have missed, including the Best of 2007.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Stephanie – 21 today? Happy Birthday!

PPS. And to Sabine from your friends who love you – get ready for Saturday night. Happy Birthday!

PPPS. Madonna is not on Holiday Detox. Neither is Reese Witherspoon. Also not Drew Barrymore. Wrong riddle.