Mandy Can’t Pose in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 00:00:00 January 18, 2008 00:00:00

Adore Mandy Moore. But she’s never been able to look comfortable on a carpet. See attached – Mandy last night at the Venetian all weird and awkward. Gorgeous, yes. All over the curves, yes. But there’s an effort element here that you can smell without having to be there…know what I mean? Having said that, as you can see, Mandy is undeniably gorgeous. Full Story

Christina Ricci > Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 09:53:20 January 18, 2008 09:53:20

The blunt bangs and bob on Katie make a young girl look 50. On Christina Ricci, it’s an interesting face made funkier and keeps the forehead hidden. Check out Christina last night at the Venetian in Vegas. Like Selma Blair, as mentioned yesterday, once upon a time Christina was allergic to food. Full Story

Sex & the City Sin City Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 00:00:00 January 18, 2008 00:00:00

The Venetian opened a new tower last night in Vegas and celebrities were on hand to commemorate the occasion. Hottest among them? Jason Lewis… Fresh off shooting in Malibu for the Sex & The City movie with Kim Cattrall, here’s Jason with Willie Garson on the carpet. As usual, he is gorgeous. Full Story

Robobride Gets Fried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 00:00:00 January 18, 2008 00:00:00

Katie is getting slaughtered by critics for her role in Mad Money – then again, the MiniVan Majority doesn’t listen to critics or people with taste! New York Post:  “And the cinematic comeback of the year award goes to…somebody other than Katie Holmes”…“Holmes, with Alice Cooper hair and crazy Jim Carrey eyes, looks terrible and acts worse, unless this movie is unintentionally a lobotomy documentary…Whatever could have happened to her in the last couple of years to zap the talent out of her like this?” The New York Times:  “The movie’s weakest link. Full Story

Post Baby Salma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 07:11:51 January 18, 2008 07:11:51

Damn. Look who bounced back without looking skeletal like 10 minutes after baby? Check out Salma Hayek on the town. Wow. I’ve never looked this good and I’ve never had a baby either. Bitch. source Full Story

Chicken Fried Multiple Personalities?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 06:53:23 January 18, 2008 06:53:23

It’s the latest theory – that Britney speaks in a British accent when the “British Girl” has taken over her head, and switches to other variations when the crazy button gets triggered. According to insiders, she’s unable to remember what happened every time she changes personalities, so if she’s British Girl when she’s supposed to be in court and refuses, she won’t be able to account for it by the time she reverts to whatever “normal girl” happens to be. Full Story

GMD & Son at The Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 06:36:57 January 18, 2008 06:36:57

The GMD celebrated his son’s birthday last night by taking him to The Cut, where real men eat steak. As you can see, both Tom and Connor dressed for the occasion and appeared to be alone (no other photos as of press time) – the first sighting of Connor in ages. You’ll recall, just over a year ago, we were treated to regular weekly sightings of Connor and Isabella at Saturday soccer during Katie’s pregnancy and shortly thereafter. Full Story

The Pride of Canada Keeps Us Proud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 06:32:06 January 18, 2008 06:32:06

Here she is, the pride of this great nation, once again illustrating why she deserves Canada’s affection and support. A quick recap, just to keep things straight: - Pam and Rick get married in October- Pam files for divorce in December on a Friday. By that Sunday she’s changed her mind. - Pam and Rick party hardcore, Pam is seen looking cranked leaving a Hollywood club- by New Year’s Pam is once again alone. Full Story

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Every day a new creepy Cruise video. Every day the GMD provides new laughs. It has been a great week so far indeed. But it has been a regular week in the life of Britney Spears. Last night she wore a short skirt and ripped fishnets, went shopping, then made Kitson open up at 2am for an after hours spree, all for the paps of course, with whom she conversed freely, smiling the entire time.

Remember that sense of entitlement? It’s alive and kicking and smeared with chicken fried grease. And definitely not sad smut.

Hopefully that’s the last of her for today. This is, after all, the week of Xenu. Praise Xenu!

Thursday, new posts all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

A Beard at The Ivy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 14:07:58 January 17, 2008 14:07:58

John Stamos has grown out a big bushy writer’s strike beard and decided to show it off at The Ivy yesterday. Hirsute or not, he’s a fine looking man, non? Handsome, amazing hair, amazing hair. The male hair counterpart to Jennifer Aniston. Happy for him – he has a serious girlfriend now. Full Story

Sex & the Weak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 12:45:16 January 17, 2008 12:45:16

Didn’t think it was possible to be any more UNenthusiastic about the upcoming Sex & The City movie but then the poster came out and look at this sh*t. Sh*ttest, weakest, lamest. Or… Brilliant? Brilliant because this one image captures perfectly, exactly what is wrong with the Sex & The City Movie. Full Story