Sex & the Weak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 12:45:16 January 17, 2008 12:45:16

Didn’t think it was possible to be any more UNenthusiastic about the upcoming Sex & The City movie but then the poster came out and look at this sh*t. Sh*ttest, weakest, lamest. Or… Brilliant? Brilliant because this one image captures perfectly, exactly what is wrong with the Sex & The City Movie. Full Story

I see Demi! I see Rumey!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 00:00:00 January 17, 2008 00:00:00

Demi Moore on the cover of the new V Magazine- three different shots. Look closely at the one of Demi in the bikini… Finally! I see a glimpse of Rumey. Blink fast a few times and it’s there. She’s there. Very subtly, but she’s there. Now it goes without saying that Demi is a beautiful, beautiful woman. Full Story

My Kiki > Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 10:39:32 January 17, 2008 10:39:32

Once upon a time, Lilo was the face of Miu Miu. The company quickly came to its senses and decided to start over. As you can see, my Kiki is a MUCH better choice. Check out the amazing new images from Kiki’s new Miu Miu campaign. She can vamp it up with the best of them ‘em, non? LOVE the makup, LOVE the yellow shoes, LOVE the sunglasses…and Must. Full Story

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The New & Improved Selma Blair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 10:21:54 January 17, 2008 10:21:54

Once upon a time, Selma Blair stopped eating – she was Nicole Richie before Nicole Richie. This year, Selma Blair quietly went to rehab. It apparently IS possible to go to rehab without fanfare. Almost 12 months later, and as you can see, Selma Blair looks amazing. Here she is last night at the Chanel Nuit de Diamants event in New York showing off a lean but healthy figure and one of the best short hair faces in the business. Full Story

He is The Saviour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 09:51:35 January 17, 2008 09:51:35

Sweet Xenu – the clips just keep on coming! More footage from that Scientology instructional video has been released and it gets freakier and funnier. And they keep using that dude’s voice!!! Two clips for your viewing pleasure. The first is a brilliant demonstration of Scientology fellatio – 5 minutes of blowing stardust (or ethics) up Tom Cruise’s ass, pretty much asserting that he saved America from the environmental effects of 9/11 and is single-handedly (with the help of the spirit of L Ron Hubbard) saving the education system. Full Story

Tiptoeing Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 09:11:31 January 17, 2008 09:11:31

Gossip Girl cuties, from script to real life – Blake Lively and Penn Badgley showed up at Chanel’s Nuit de Diamants in New York last night, and I have no idea why she decided to look like a 50 year old. That dress, the hair… it’s atrocious. Sigh. Am disappointed. She’s my girl. Full Story

The Aniston Racist Update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 08:54:59 January 17, 2008 08:54:59

Many of you have asked for an update on the situation. Click here for a refresher on what went down the other day. During the same “racialist” (booyakasha!) incident, Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards also tried to run the photographer off the road. Full Story

Violent…or Heartbroken?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 00:00:00 January 17, 2008 00:00:00

Scuffle went down the other day between Chris Martin and a paparazzo in New York after she left the hospital prompting some to call Chris violent and out of control. Now I’m not one to hate on the paps – almost never in fact. The ones who use long lenses especially. Most of the time, they are called and they are tipped. Full Story

Blonde, Orange, and Lycra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 07:53:43 January 17, 2008 07:53:43

Can’t believe it’s 2008 and people still look like this. And in Hollywood too? Small town North America, maybe. Deep within the trailer park, absolutely. But on a red carpet? In Los Angeles? On a young starlet who should know better? This is Lindsay Lohan. And this is unforgivable. Lilo showed up at the premiere of Cloverfield last night wearing skin tight black with a dirty face and Ken Paves’ orgasmic weave all over her head. Full Story

The GMD’s Top Gun Salute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 07:37:53 January 17, 2008 07:37:53

More hilarity courtesy of the GMD’s devotion to Xenu – yet another video has surfaced of Tom receiving the IAS Freedom Medal of Valour Award at some Scientology clusterf&ck (???) and saluting a huge portrait of L Ron Hubbard on stage. Like Top Gun all over again. Except this time we’re fighting aliens and no hot men playing beach volleyball. Full Story

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to Lilo and the like, a maybe gaybe can’t go to the hospital anymore without being accused of something salacious. Thing is, sometimes appendicitis really is appendicitis. And Zac Efron did indeed have his appendix taken out…

So to answer your emails - while he might not be straight, he definitely is clean. For now.

And the baby boom continues. Matthew McConaughey to be a father and a brand new movie called Fool’s Gold coming out in 3 weeks. Why is everything in Hollywood so perfectly timed? And why is In Touch so full of sh*t?

There was NO Britney suicide note. Period. The end.

Pray Xenu today will be Chicken Fried free. After all, he blessed us with a red carpet last night and the stars came out! All that below including George Clooney and the return of Sarah Larsen by his side…

Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. For Francesca – Happy Birthday!!!

PPS. To Naama from Catherine – here’s to celebrating 30 together!

PPPS. And a tearful Blue Monster Ho goodbye to Diane who is moving to Dallas. Your girls will miss you.