For Tori Spelling…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2007 12:00:00 July 30, 2007 12:00:00

Check it out – video of Faith Hill tearing some skank ass front row ho a new asshole on Saturday night after the brazen broad groped Tim McGraw on stage. Apparently Faith charged right over and offered the following piece of advice: "Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don"t go grabbin" somebody else"s -- somebody"s husband"s balls, you understand me? That"s very disrespectful. Full Story

All Men ...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2007 12:00:00 July 30, 2007 12:00:00

Flock to Scarjo. Justin Timberlake, Ryan Reynolds, Woody Allen wishes, Benicio del Toro in an elevator, and now co-starring with Javier Bardem. Here they are shooting in Spain. I really want them to be doing it…is that pervy?  Full Story

Josh & Diane: in Love in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2007 12:00:00 July 30, 2007 12:00:00

A couple now for a year – check out Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger out and about in London this weekend. From the club scene, to casual in Notting Hill, to dressing up at a posh polo event…their love is strong, has been strong all along. Also – look how smart he looks in his crisp suit rockin’ the narrow leg. Full Story

Chelsy Forgives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2007 12:00:00 July 30, 2007 12:00:00

As you can see, whatever did or didn’t happen at Cowboys in Calgary – clearly Chelsy is over it. Because while those skanks can claim to have f&cked the Prince, Chelsy knows she’s the one dating the Prince. And girls like Chelsea were bred to know the difference Full Story

Shelf Ass Smug Smile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2007 12:00:00 July 30, 2007 12:00:00

Pip and Biel went out the other night – shockingly enough, his finger remained tucked away, as did the litany of profanities prone to come out of his Pipsqueak whenever he’s getting his picture taken. Then of course there’s Jessica – unable to hide her smug smile of satisfaction at being captured again for the world to see: no name to household name in a matter of weeks… I’d be grinning too. Full Story

In-Law Issues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2007 12:00:00 July 30, 2007 12:00:00

Usher and his baby mother Tameka Foster were supposed to get married on Saturday. He bailed at the last minute and it is still not known the current status of their relationship - whether they plan to reschedule or whether they are through for good. Usher is 28, Tameka 37 with 3 children from a previous marriage. Full Story

Britney: another weekend, another meltdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2007 12:00:00 July 30, 2007 12:00:00

First the OK photo shoot disaster, now comes word that it was followed by yet another debacle on the set of her video shoot. Britney was wobbly, could not perform her pole dance without stumbling, took off inexplicably for an hour long “massage” leaving a 100 member production team waiting around, and then eventually burst into tears and couldn’t go on, resulting in the crew’s dismissal without having shot – again – much usable footage. Full Story

Friday, July 27, 2007

Dear Gossips,

According to the guys in the car with her on Monday night, Lindsay Lohan was indeed behind the wheel. And drunk off her tree. Wonder how Dina is going to cry and whine her way out of that one.

And Britney is giving a greedy, golddigging, good for nothing ex even MORE ammunition to go after her money – yet another example of her genetic stupidity.

More on both trainwrecks later.

It’s Friday – will be blogging all day. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Big hug and much affection for a friend – the lovely Lola who is expecting a baby and over the moon. Was lovely seeing you and your itsy bitsy bump. Congratulations!

PPS. To Amy S. and Michelle F. in Toronto... Happy Birthday! Your Main Mo is a considerate bitch. And I"m sure he"s a sexy beast too!

The Pimp turns down Porn???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Now this is a story for a Friday… Joe Simpson, the father who freely speaks of his daughter’s tits, the master mind papa pimp behind illustrious cinematic achievements such as Blonde Ambition and the upcoming Major Movie Star has revealed that Jessica was offered the role as a porn star with the promise that it would earn her an Oscar but "I was like, "Eh, we"ll just buy a [statue of a] little-man and keep our clothes on. Full Story

Her Hot Homo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Posh went shopping yesterday with David and also with main Mo, also her hairstylist, who featured so prominently in her tv show. He’s a doll, non? Sigh. Breaks my heart I could dirty talk him and he’d rather throw up than c*ck up, you know? Look closely at his D&G shades – crystals in the corners. Full Story

About Pene and Bono

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Many emails asking about Penelope and Bono, seen holding hands in the south of France leaving a nightclub and also at the beach, prompting speculation as to whether or not he’s stepping out on his wife. Is Pene a homewrecker? I’m not so sure. The other photos that have not been widely circulated are the ones of supermodel Helena Christensen also holding hands with Bono at the same time on the pier. Full Story