Chicken Fried Reunited

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 13:32:51 October 24, 2007 13:32:51

TMZ is reporting that Britney and KFed are together again – only the third time they’ve been in close quarters since splitting last year. The two are apparently ensconced at some hotel with a coach, court mandated to take lessons together to learn how to parent through divorce. Full Story

Gay Midget Camelot in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 13:02:58 October 24, 2007 13:02:58

Tom and Katie made a spectacular arrival tonight in Berlin as part of his heavy promotional roadshow in support of Lions for Lambs. That dress, while totally fairy princess, is stunning. And exactly what she’s after. Because let’s not forget, Katie is now being sold as the new queen of scientology Camelot. Full Story

Rossum – would you rather???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 00:00:00 October 24, 2007 00:00:00

Just when you thought it couldn"t possibly get more revolting, Emmy outdoes even her own Rossum. Attempting to pimp her sad excuse for a record Emmy puked her Rossum all over People the other day telling the magazine that she found the inspiration for her music in her own life… and while it’s certainly understandable the pain of having to grow up without a father, it’s the nauseating delivery of her revelation that will bring up at least one of your intestines, if not both. Full Story

Ryan Calls It In

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 00:00:00 October 24, 2007 00:00:00

But first – all this drama about him dropping out of or getting fired from The Lovely Bones. Page Six said it was because he was intolerable to work with, aggravated the hair and makeup people, generally acted like a diva on set. Have not heard anything to confirm or deny the report although there has never been any precedent to suggest that Ryan’s professional comportment is anything like Mike Myers which is, in a word, douchey. Full Story

Tempting Sobriety

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 10:17:18 October 24, 2007 10:17:18

No doubt another deal brokered by her exploitative mother that she apparently can’t back out of. Lindsay Lohan, fresh outta rehab, is supposedly contractually obligated to host a New Year’s Eve bender in Vegas at LAX. Vegas, end of the year – it’ll be total debauchery. And the currently clean and sober Lilo will be right in the thick of it. Full Story

Where To Put It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 09:59:03 October 24, 2007 09:59:03

Warning – this is dirty and crass and, for some, not very appetising. So if you are the prudish type, prone to huffing and puffing your sanctimony through your nose…stop reading now. Otherwise, save your indignant emails. You’ve been cautioned. He is hot and hirsute and horny, has had a varied career spanning television and big budget Hollywood productions but has preferred of late to stick with indie fare. Full Story

Defending Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 08:33:03 October 24, 2007 08:33:03

Poor Nicole Kidman. Since winning Oscar, her last several films have been total commercial failures. She is helping her husband battle substance abuse, not to mention his roving eye, she is struggling to maintain the façade of an arranged marriage, and she is valiantly fighting her 40s, blazing a trail to the plastic surgeon’s any time the hint of a line materialises on her face. Full Story

Philanthropic Colin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 00:00:00 October 24, 2007 00:00:00

Colin Farrell, Irish hunk of man hotness and current #1 on the Freebie Five, turned up in New York the other day participating on a panel discussing the new book Click featuring 10 best selling author contributions with proceeds going to Amnesty International. Also of note – the panel was moderated by none other than Arthur Levine who just happens to be the US editor of a series of books about a boy called Harry. Full Story

Shelf Ass Produces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 07:38:42 October 24, 2007 07:38:42

Amazing what an ass and a Pip can achieve. Jessica Biel is now adding producer to her resumé and has acquired the rights to the film adaptation of the book Die a Little by Megan Abbott about “a schoolteacher whose life is thrown out of whack when her detective brother falls for a mysterious woman. Full Story

The Roman Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 07:17:35 October 24, 2007 07:17:35

The UK Daily mail has published more photos of Reese and Jakey in Rome leaving no doubt that they’re a couple … and that they want you to know it. Because as adorable as they are, and they are very much so, they also have a movie to sell. And to save. Rendition totally ate it at the box office this weekend – a major disappointment given the level of star power behind the film and the amount of hype generated prior to its release. Full Story

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Spice Fever is building. First new single is called Headlines – have a listen here. All their songs have the same beat, non?

And the girls made an appearance last night on Dancing With the Stars officially to rally Mel B but really to show off themselves. Best part of the clip however is that while the others were quite animated in their support of their fellow Spice, Victoria Beckham, per usual, did nothing but stare at the camera and pout. Click here for the clip. She kills me.

Tuesday, live blogging, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The Gemini Awards are the Emmy Awards for Canada and this year’s edition – in Regina – is getting all sexed up. I know many many many of you out there quiver for George Stroumboulopoulos. He is the Gemini host. Sunday night on CBC…and there’s some 90210 thrown in there too. More on the Geminis later including the most luxurious swag bag giveaway ever.