My Gwyneth Gets Hurt!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Seen here leaving a salon in crutches, looks like there are bandages on her knee. Not known how the injury was sustained but she’s been shooting Iron Man with Robert Downey Jr in LA for some time now…perhaps a minor on set accident? One she didn’t feel the need to publicise with fanfare a la Nicole Kidman? Perhaps. Full Story

Bundchen on Brits and Blunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Totally disagree with her stance on British men but kisses to Gisele for her dismissal of James Blunt. How that prick with his limp dick music manages to score model after model is way beyond me. Is money enough to make his clammy teeth go away? Never for me. Or for Gisele. During an interview this week, Gisele said she’s not attracted to Englishmen which a reporter mentioned wouldn’t bode well for James Blunt who’s been “desperate” to meet her in London. Full Story

Pene and the Pisser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Who hasn’t she been linked to? New rumours buzzing from the NY Daily News, even though she and Josh Hartnett are said to be hot and heavy, Penelope met John Mayer the other day and he apparently wants to pee on it. She doesn’t seem like the type to take it, non? Of course if you believe the rabid rumour mongering – she did after all spend 2 years with the Gay Midget Dwarf – the allegedly bearding Pene especially wouldn’t take it from a dude, which all just adds to her enigmatic romantic status. Full Story

No Tina on Vacay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Perhaps my favourite photo ever of Beyonce: red lips, wet in the pool, no sequins or feathers or any hint of her mother’s cheese ass style anywhere. Total gorgessity. Love B and Jay together. Love this rare display of affection – a kiss on holiday, solid romance for 3 years now? Not bad…not bad at all. Full Story

Rumer Watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Rumer Willis at the Laura Day event the other day. Ashton and Demi also attended. As you know, we’ve been charting the progress of her thinnification. Her legs appear to be rather lean these non? Give it by the end of summer, wonder how worrisome it’ll have gotten by that point? Have to say though, the pixie cut has done wonders. Full Story

Take That Family Sci!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Zahara made a bold rebuttal against Little Sci the other day for baby cuteness, now her family is showing the GMD how to make a photo opp much less obvious. Here are Brad and Angelina emerging from their home in the woods to walk their children to school in Prague. Check out Maddox’s head – looks like they’ve freshened up his MaddHawk. Full Story

Miss Potter Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Impressive her resumé since she told Tom Cruise he “had her at hello”. Very impressive. Renee Zellweger’s career choices and the roles she’s taken are almost never sh-t. She always brings good work. Most importantly I believe her. I believe her in every part…even Roxie. Full Story

Contrition PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Shelf Ass has Pip by the undropped balls. Making up for his closeness with Cam last week and the rather unflattering comments to the UK Mirror, JT has submitted to the dreaded PDA photo opp. And as you can see, someone can’t hide her smug. Handholding in Oslo, nuzzling on a boat – Justin and Jessica gave it up for the pappies. Full Story

Punk Ass Cheap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

What’s worse than Rossum? What’s worse than Rossum is a CHEAP celebrity. What’s worse than a CHEAP celebrity are two CHEAP celebrities. Both successful, both earning millions, both with new projects on the go…both in Toronto last weekend treated to a complimentary dinner at a posh supper club. Full Story

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I.Love.London.

LOVE IT!!!

For a pathetic 33 year old pretending she"s 25, London is Utopia. Will be here for a while, on assignment for eTalk, covering a few exciting events. More details to come.

Am dead tired, please excuse typos. Somehow managed not to sleep a wink on plane. Ended up watching The Painted Veil instead. Now considering putting Edward Norton back on Freebie Five. Quiveration in the sky. Was torture.

So apparently my beloved Rocky is in a bit of a spot. Something about his wife allegedly being given preferential treatment from a traffic violation and let go without incident.

But isn"t there something so delicious about one hypocrite bringing down another hypocrite?

Only in LA.

And only fitting I suppose. That Hollywood Ebola met her match in someone equally conniving only much more intelligent who most definitely knows that I comes before E except after C.

It"s RECEIVING you idiot! Not RECIEVING!!!

Thursday, will post between naps and Pimms and perhaps a trip to TopShop.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

The Artist & The Wannabe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2007 00:00:00 June 21, 2007 00:00:00

Can"t believe am about to say this but... Excerpts from Pete Doherty"s drug induced rambling diary have been published - the key parts focused on by the UK tabs are obviously the Kate bits. About marrying her this summer as soon as he"s kicked the smack. Not likely. He writes of their legendary arguments, of her disappointment every time he uses, of the war raging within him between the beast of addiction and his deep love/obsession for his lady. Full Story