Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So Britney is finally legally able to drive in California. How easy was that? So easy that she actually could have received her license way back in April when she wrote and passed (wtf?!?!) her written test. But Chicken Fried Lazy couldn’t be bothered to take her thumb out of her ass until a judge sent away her babies.

Another court showdown is scheduled for today and it’s expected that Britney will be held to her drug and alcohol concessions if she’s to have any hope of being alone with her boys in the near future. Will keep you posted.

Had to endure the nauseating Oprah yesterday for Halle Berry. LOVE Halle Berry. And also wanted a glimpse of Gabriel – unfortunately he wasn’t around. But Halle’s happiness is infectious. Very pregnant. Very happy. So farking beautiful. And as always so amazingly candid. Girl was not shy about sharing how desperate they were for a child. They TRIED. It was WORK. And the way she told it was adorable and endearing. Halle has never been more appealing - almost made me want to thaw out my womb.

Wednesday – am back at home for a good long stretch. Yay! Live blogging all day. Yay!

Yours in gossip,


PS. To Cathy M who has been reading me a long, long time… Congratulations on the new title. Very impressive and well deserved!

PPS. To my dear, dear, dear friend Duana for the most amazing voice message last night. Yours was the only opinion I was afraid of hearing. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Chicken Fried Supervised

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 18:56:17 October 3, 2007 18:56:17

All eyes were at court today after KFed and his eyepatch arrived for the custody hearing. At least he showed up. And where was the Chicken Fried? Well… is saying she spent part of her day driving around looking for a Starbucks with her dog – see attached. Full Story

Gossip GirlCrush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 00:00:00 October 3, 2007 00:00:00

Am obsessed with Blake Lively. Obsessed. She plays Serena in Gossip Girl though you may remember her from The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants movie – Blake played Bee/Bridget but it’s on the show where she really shines with that mysterious “It”. Not conventionally cutesy pretty, not soft, not stupid looking, but still accessible, wicked style, and a peculiar way of speaking like she’s always sucking on candy and has gotten away with it her entire life. Full Story

Who Wants it More?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 00:00:00 October 3, 2007 00:00:00 is reporting that Kevin Federline arrived, eyepatch and all, to court today to battle Britney in person over their boys. Britney, as of press time, however, has yet to be seen. Money is certainly a motivator and I’ve no doubt KFed gets up extra early on paydays but still, at this point, when the onus is on HER to prove that she can actually raise her own children, shouldn’t she at least make an effort and show up to fight tooth and nail and weave for her babies? Full Story

What He’s Really Saying…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 00:00:00 October 3, 2007 00:00:00

Kid Rock is currently promoting a new album. At the same time, his ex wife is making headlines for her engagement to Rick Salomon…yet another all star. Curious timing, non? So Kid grants an interview with Rolling Stone and offers his take about what happened last year in Vancouver – when Denise Richards attacked two elderly ladies with a laptop and when Pam’s publicist (at the time) pre-empted everyone and announced she’d suffered a miscarriage. Full Story

Helmet Hair but Glowing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 13:17:46 October 3, 2007 13:17:46

She continues to deny anything more than friendship with Rhys Ifans but he’s still living at her place and she’s looking better than she has in a long, long time… Has the Love Glow affected Sienna Miller? Check her out on the carpet tonight at the Stardust premiere in radiant white with a delicious pair of dark red heels. Full Story

At Any Age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 12:55:09 October 3, 2007 12:55:09

Michelle Pfeiffer tonight in London for the UK premiere of Stardust. Damn. To say she looks incredible for 49 is missing the point - she looks incredible for any age, non? I’m a solid 15 years younger and I’d kill to come close. Most 20 year olds would do the same. This bitch is flawless. Full Story

Charlotte’s Accessory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 10:44:27 October 3, 2007 10:44:27

Many emails about it this morning re: Charlotte’s bridesmaid dress yesterday on the set of Sex & The City… see photo attached for reference. You will note there is something strapped to her right ankle leading some to conclude it’s an alcohol monitoring bracelet. To me it looks like an audio pack. Full Story

Reunion Imminent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 00:00:00 October 3, 2007 00:00:00

Remember: Crack Love is Forever. So it’s only a matter of time before Kate Moss and Pete Doherty reunite. Looks like Pete is looking to accelerate the process. As you know, five minutes after throwing Pete out of her house, Kate hooked up with another musician called Jamie Hince and has since professed her undying love. Full Story

Tranny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 09:31:27 October 3, 2007 09:31:27

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman meet Tranny Freeze Jessica Simpson. We were talking about it the other night… it’s undeniable now. Something is UP with her face. And it’s a pattern we detected: Jessica Simpson’s break up surgery. After every failed relationship, she goes straight for the needle. Full Story

Across from George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 08:57:54 October 3, 2007 08:57:54

Imagine it – he is sitting across from you, listening to you, only you, body angled towards you, eyes on you - George Clooney’s attention focused solely on you…could you handle it? Here’s George between takes on the set of Burn After Reading in NYC yesterday talking to a co-star. Full Story