Matching Chinese Wonky Eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

Lucy Liu at a premiere this week rockin’ the wonky, same eye as mine. Though my wonky eye has an added attribute – it wanders as well as it wonks, so not only is it a tad smaller, it also kinda slides to the inside when I’m talking to you. But still…a huge honour to share the wonk with Lucy. Full Story

Splenda Stains

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

Definitely not cocaine… no no, not Kate Moss. Here she is with white powder all over her legs last night – totally exaggerated of course by the gossip media. Which brings to mind all those other reports – the ones from a few months ago, when she was signing so many new modeling contracts, in the UK tabloids about her pleading with Pete Doherty get clean and doing what she could to make it happen. Full Story

Hot on Top, Ass on Bottom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

Sigh. He is soooooooo hot on top. So.Hot. Have a look – particularly the side by side photo of him talking to that woman – looks great in a tee shirt, the way his shoulder is pushed forward boyishly, a toned tricep peeking out … Jake Gyllenhaal is gorgeous. But the pants…the pants are killing me. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola headed for prison?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

The Los Angeles City Attorney is my new boyfriend. And if he is successful in this case, I swear he’ll sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. Paris Hilton is scheduled in court tomorrow. If you recall, she was pulled over, she blew the minimum on a breathalyser, they suspended her license and then she was stopped two more times for driving without permission. Full Story

Unfair Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

Total gorgessity – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, no longer a model for Victoria’s Secret, taunting the minions with their genetic perfection. Have to admit though – love them together. Because on the most shallow, superficial level they just look right together. Means nothing in the long run, I know. Full Story

A Chipmunk Cheeked C-Bomb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

There’s a new book coming out - "Billion-Dollar Kiss: The Kiss that Saved "Dawson"s Creek" and Other Adventures in TV Writing" by Jeffrey Stepakoff with an insider view of what it’s like to write for prime time television including a little show called Dawson’s Creek. DC was of course the crown jewel of the WB, at the time under the purview of John Litvack, an executive with the network who apparently wasn’t a big fan of Michelle Williams. Full Story

Family Madge at the Park

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

Madonna, Guy, Lola, and Rocco on their bikes in London the other day, spending some quality family time in the sun. Another couple not breaking up in spite of tabloid insistence that these two are rowing every day, are on the verge of a split. Needless to say, a split is not imminent. After all, what’s an adoption compared to a few bruises? As for Madonna’s collaboration with Justin Timberlake – rumour has it she was impressed and now trying to order him into some kind of one off performance together. Full Story

Two Albas in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

Kicking off the Fantastic Four promotional tour in Australia, Jessica Alba chose frigid prude during interviews in the afternoon and then her true potential on the carpet later on at the premiere. Bitch keeps whining about not wanting to be known for her body which is why she tries so hard to tone it down on the sexy wardrobe. Full Story

Another Birthday, More Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

As I’ve said, watching them is like porn for me. David Beckham’s birthday celebration yesterday, Victoria took him shopping, bought him a watch, pair of new shoes, several suits and shirts - all luxury times amounting to thousands and thousands of pounds of course… but, like, how different actually is that from any other day? Seriously kills me. Full Story

Love in Prague

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

As every tabloid proclaims their demise, as Us Weekly accuses her of lap dancing infidelity, Brad and Angelina made sure photographers were around when they took the kids out for playtime in Prague yesterday. They also appeared to enjoy a romantic dinner – a beer for him, a glass of wine for her, and all kinds of naughty sexy thoughts filling the space between them. Full Story

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Where else to begin but Britney – even by Hollywood standards it’s an amazingly quick comeback. Too bad she didn’t rock the bald, but the good news is, even though it’s been 3 years since she last performed, our girl still classed it down on the costume, prancing around in a bra, a short skirt and yes, fishnets… Some things never change.

Bless … She’s back!!!

Wednesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey