Puck Bunny!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2007 12:00:00 July 26, 2007 12:00:00

Anyone outside Canada who doesn’t follow hockey closely likely knows nothing about Mike Comrie. But once upon a time, Mike Comrie was an Edmonton Oiler and a favourite son. Until his love affair with his hometown ended in somewhat of a scandal with allegations of cheating with a teammate’s wife and whiny bitch comments made in the press that resulted in Mike’s unceremonious departure from Edmonton. Full Story

Is this Wonky?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2007 12:00:00 July 26, 2007 12:00:00

Look at her. Catherine Zeta Jones is a Goddess. Her face, those lips, that overbite, the body, the hair, and the most perfect nose…all of it, the most wonderful package wasted on Michael Douglas. Sigh. Check her out, gorgessity all over NYC on promo for No Reservations (which I hear sucks large donkey ass), from Martha to Letterman to the red carpet, looking divine each time. Full Story

Beyond Reproach…almost

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2007 12:00:00 July 26, 2007 12:00:00

Here’s Anne Hathaway promoting Becoming Jane the other day in New York. Anne has the honour of playing Jane Austen in a film about a secret romance that inspired the books. Early reviews have not been kind although if you want a boy to fall in love with, James McAvoy is your man. As for Anne…. Full Story

Brilliant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2007 12:00:00 July 26, 2007 12:00:00

Without fail, at least once a day, Michael K from DListed gives me the choke laughs. The kind of laugh that results in food spray or breathing difficulties. But this morning Michael has outdone even himself. His is one blog I visit compulsively. These are photos of the grown up Jonathan Lipnicki from Jerry Maguire in a swimsuit. Full Story

Britney: self financed, budget marketing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2007 12:00:00 July 26, 2007 12:00:00

Hard to believe – that Britney Spears, once a major recording artist who could sell out arenas has to resort to this: financing her own video shoots and dropping demo CDs off to media outlets like some kind of a wannabe/hopeful looking for her first big break. Pretty pathetic, non? And I’m not sure enough column space was devoted to that. Full Story

Help Taupe Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2007 12:00:00 July 26, 2007 12:00:00

Jennifer Garner supporting Matt Damon at the premiere of Bourne last night.  As usual, she and Ben avoided posing together. Like, get over it already. We don"t care! But she does need help. Seriously...help her. Jennifer Garner has a lovely body. And a lovely face. And great skin. And she’s rich. Full Story

TIFF: A Mayjah Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2007 12:00:00 July 26, 2007 12:00:00

Cate Blanchett was already on her way. Same goes for Clive Owen. And Ryan Gosling. And George Clooney! Big big stars scheduled this year to show their projects at the Toronto International Film Festival and now… even bigger stars. In fact, it’s shaping up to be an Oceans 13 reunion of sorts. Full Story

Nicole Richie… finally

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2007 12:00:00 July 26, 2007 12:00:00

Brilliant, non? After weeks and weeks of whipping the media in a frenzy, of speculation about a pregnancy, after disappearing from the public eye, not photographed clearly for what feels like an eternity, Nicole Richie has finally agreed to a sit down tell-all dirty dish interview with Diane Sawyer on August 3rd, just a week before she is due in court to address her DUI. Full Story

Lilo & Dina: the excuses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2007 12:00:00 July 26, 2007 12:00:00

Here they come – a litany of reasons why Lindsay Lohan is a victim and not a criminal, as told to The Insider by Gina Glickman, some friend of Dina’s (of course) who calls herself a “Lohan Insider and Entertainment Correspondent”. Snort. I mean really… isn’t it a little dirty? A little dirty for this woman to be furthering a career as a reporter on the back of a supposed family friend’s tragedy? Maybe it’s just me… So anyway, here’s Dina wanted Gina to say point by point:- Lindsay was having a get together at her home. Full Story

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Remember – spend your money this week on OK Magazine. Because they actually went ahead and released this week’s issue revealing *most* of what went on behind the scenes during their photo shoot with Britney Spears last Thursday. For the unsanitised version of events click here click here. More on that later.

As for that other trainwreck child star Lindsay Lohan – drugs not hers? Bitch… please!

Sexy beast of the day – definitely Scott Baio. Chachi Forever! Will explain.

Wednesday, live blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Thank you Page Six!

Becoming Clare

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

This just in – Rachel McAdams in Toronto at Four Seasons Avenue Bar with two “agenty” types looking very serious and discussing business…possibly prepping for her role as Clare in The Time Traveller’s Wife? Much of the film is to be shot in Toronto – perfect for Rachel, very close to home. Full Story