The Scary Ballbreaker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Not exactly the approach I would take but whatever… I love this broad. She’s rough, she’s not afraid to scrap, and she’s takin’ it to Eddie Murphy right up the arse. So he says she slept around, says he’s not her baby daddy, challenged her to a paternity test to settle the matter once and for all, and she’s like – alright, giddy’up. Full Story

The Standard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

#2 on my husband’s Freebie Five after Gwen Stefani… Standing out among the riffraff, the Hollywood Slut Brigade, the vacuous tartlets who think they can act, small but still tall among her filthy celebrity peers is Natalie Portman. Last night at the premiere of Paris, Je t’aime… she is, as you can see, indescribably beautiful. Full Story

Topless & Floral!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Splash just released photos of Britney at a friend’s, shirt off with only a handful of petals to cover her bubs. All class baby! All class! Funny yes. But after a moment, after initial amusement, SOOOO sad. Reminds me of those mail order bride photos you see on the internet – innocent girls tryin’ to get bought. Full Story

Emulate This

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan, in a magazine recently, said she loves fashion, considers herself a style maverick, admits she shops a little too much, has clothes hanging in her closet that remain unworn for months and months, and believes she has it in her to style others… Yes gossips… Lindsay Lohan reckons herself a stylist. Full Story

Norah Jones CD Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Big year for Norah. Acting in her first feature – My Blueberry Nights opposite Jude Law will open the Cannes film festival. Blueberry is one of the year’s most anticipated films, not only because of the cast but because it marks director Wong Kar Wai’s English directorial debut. And if you’ve seen In the Mood for Love, you already know he’s a visionary so needless to say, Norah’s virgin trip comes with lofty expectations. Full Story

They Hate Angelina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Never scorn a tabloid editor. Looks like Janice Min still won’t forgive Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for favouring People Magazine…and so two weeks after labelling Angie twisted and emotionally unstable, on the verge of leaving the Chosen One in favour of the other ones, Us Weekly is on Pitt Attack yet again, this time reporting that Angelina, while in NYC last weekend promoting her documentary, was flirting hardcore with that manwhore Olivier Martinez, suggestively dancing in front of him, possibly rubbing herself up on his lap, and treating him to some hardcore eye-f*ckage…. Full Story

Poker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Premiere last night of Lucky You starring Drew Barrymore and Eric Bana. As you can see, Drew went a little overboard on her dress – she looks like lettuce, non? Don’t like. Full Story

Improvement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Rumer Willis, 18, leaving Hyde the other night – ciggie in hand, self satisfied smirk in place: they actually want to take her picture… As you can see, Rumer’s hair is shorter, growing in nicely, looks great and doing the best she can. Love it. Would also love to see her become a star, am determined to make her a star – yet another one for absolutely no reason aside from the obvious: because she’s Demi’s daughter and Bruce’s first born, because she hangs in Hollywood and is friends with Lindsay Lohan, because if Paris Hilton can become a household name, why not Rumer Willis??? Why not? Especially now that the hair has opened up some aesthetic possibilities, developing an eating disorder should really take things to a new level. Full Story

After

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

source Changed into her jammies, driven way in good spirits, surrounded by “positivity” – that’s apparently how she rolls these days – and even a little swagger in the face of the “negativity” which is of course for the hating bitches who wonder about the Relapse… VERY possible, of course. Full Story

The Beginning?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

There’s supposed to be another show tonight in Anaheim, Britney performing under the name M+Ms for Mother and Ms, denoting her new KFed-free single status. Cheese but whatever… it’s Britney Spears. And last night in San Diego it was Vintage Britney Spears. A reader named Kelly was there with 2 girlfriends, says it was a short set, four songs – other outlets are saying five – highlighted by Baby One More Time and Toxic. Full Story