The Manly Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 07:29:07 October 23, 2007 07:29:07

Askmen.com has unveiled its annual “Man’s Man” list of 2007 asking over a million Askmen.com readers to vote not on who is sexiest or hottest or most beautiful but on men who represent MAN…which is why NEITHER Tom Cruise nor Three Whiskers Orly Bloom have made the grade. Full Story

Monday, October 22, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So Mike Myers is a total diva? What a shocker. More on that later. Also today… Reese and Jakey – exclusive on their Roman getaway: where they were and how they were. Two words: still together.

Of course there’s Britney. New lips, same attitude, back together with her children, and more chicken fried than ever.

And multiple sightings of the GMD – and Little Sci – now that the family is back in America. He presents his wife…he also presents his daughter.

Monday – am online all day, check back often. Also – have been posting a lot lately. Don’t forget to scroll down, click on “view more articles” to catch up on items you’ve missed.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

New Quiver on the Block

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

If you’ve seen Across the Universe, you need no introduction. If not, you must. And then you’ll need no explanation. Jim Sturgess will ROCK YOUR LOINS. And you will want him to sing to you, and to kiss you in the middle of a smoky, crowded pool hall with both hands on either side of your face, smelling of beer and man musk and cigarettes before taking you by the hand running out the door as Lucy in the Sky builds to a throbbing crescendo in the background and a floating fountain materialises out of nowhere as you both splash around with abandon underneath a ceiling of exploding fireworks… Le sigh. Full Story

Laugh ‘til You Cry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 13:40:34 October 22, 2007 13:40:34

I can’t… I don’t… I… I… I’m not… There are no words for how f&cking funny this is. You’ve probably seen the photos that came out last week but the video – the video is all time. So much so that even though Heidi and Spencer are usually banned from this site, this is just too good not to post. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass vs Sappho

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

Just three days after a photo emerged of Jessica Biel getting her Shelf Ass groped by a girlfriend at the Packer game and two days after the National Enquirer reported a total bullsh-t story that she and Pip had broken up, the two went out for lunch in Brentwood yesterday and conveniently got papped - holding hands obligingly and giving up some beautiful photos that leave no doubt about the status of their relationship. Full Story

Turned Out Feet > FNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 12:48:48 October 22, 2007 12:48:48

Why???????????????????????????????? This is Jennifer Love Hewitt the star of The Ghost Whisperer, perhaps one of the suckiest ass shows on television, attending the Spike Scream Awards at the weekend. You will note she is turning out her feet. A neurotic pet peeve but still… She is turning out her feet. Full Story

Quiverating...or Crazy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

Quiveration is largely subjective. What quivers me often doesn’t quiver you. And vice versa. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is an excellent example. Here he is in Rome with his on off now on girlfriend at the premiere of August Rush looking bat sh-t crazy with his psycho eyes and that lame ass excuse for a goatee growing randomly about his face. Full Story

The Return of Fierce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 09:39:00 October 22, 2007 09:39:00

The word diva is used too arbitrarily. Everyone’s a diva these days. Little runty newborns with one hit single, with nothing else to back their sh-t up – they’re called divas too. But are they really? Does Whitney even belong in the same category? Whitney IS Diva. And though the Diva stumbled and fell, the Diva is now back, summoning every fierce molecule in her body and strutting like a true queen across the stage – where she belongs. Full Story

Nude & Leggy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 09:02:18 October 22, 2007 09:02:18

Shelf Ass over this? Really??? Because Herm to Herm, I’d take Cam every day. Any day. Always. Here’s Cameron Diaz in NYC Friday. Look at those legs. And the style. Cam’s incomparable style. The nude knit baby doll and the heels. The crazy body. The sexy pout. And of course she has her own fine ass too. Full Story