Nelly: Stockings at the Brits?

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is she wearing stockings? Shimmer stockings? Source If so…I object. Shimmer stockings are for the prom. Shimmer stockings are for old socialites living in another era. Shimmer stockings on an adorable pop star? Wrong.  Full Story

Michelle Williams Goes Short

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone going short? Selma Blair, Renee Zellweger, now Michelle Williams. Personally, I think every woman has to try it at least once in a lifetime. I stupidly did it at the worst time = when all 4 of my wisdom teeth came out, ended up looking terminally ill after losing 10 pounds in a week. But then it grew out a little and looked like Gwyneth – remember this? Sorry, I digress. Full Story

Two Sides of Beyonce

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When she listens, when she dumps the gawdy Vegas beads and goes understated in black, Beyonce is truly delicious. As she was last night at the Sports Illustrated event to launch her cover and photo spread. Never mind that the dress is kinda last year – you take it where you can get it y’all and I’ll take this over whatever she’ll be wearing at the Oscars (if she’s going). Full Story

Natalie & Gael in Berlin

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie’s in town to hang with her man and to support friend Patrick Marber who wrote Notes on a Scandal and Closer, Gael is a judge at the Berlin Film Festival this year and despite her staged attempts at a Jake G hook up and the tabloids erroneous reporting otherwise, they are together and they have been together all this time…going on at least a year now, if not more, living together in Toronto last Spring when she was shooting Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and romancing each other under the radar through the summer which (ahem sorry for the gloat) was first reported here and confirmed by Dustin Hoffman in a recent interview he did with Elle Magazine: I"ve just finished filming Mr. Full Story

Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Dear Gossips, Valentine’s Day. To commemorate, please see throughout the day a series of photos past and present illustrating Hollywood love, though whether or not it lasted is completely irrelevant. Thanks for all your email and commentary while I was away. Of course my sh-tty ass laptop had to melt, resulting in a purge of half my inbox. Am trying to retrieve lost messages, please know how much I appreciate you taking the time to write. Wednesday – live posting all day, check back often for new posts, a new giveaway, and a new riddle. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Happy belated Birthday to Joanie B in Alberta! PPS. It’s Wednesday. WATCH FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!

Valentine Tranny: Jess needs a wax!

February 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Calling her a tranny is quite obviously a universal sentiment. I’m telling you – this clip nearly killed me. Especially the “portrait” of Joe in the background. And his eyes. And the caption underneath. And the small hilarious details inside her bedroom. And how her daisy dukes are so short her little Jess slps out. Full Story

Valentine Hello Kitty: Zhang Ziyi

February 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

ZZ in Winnipeg shooting a movie, taking some time off for what looks a hockey game recently. And this is the kind of sh-t that drives non-Hello Kitties crazy. For some reason, my people are all over the Beauty Shots. At one point or another – though I personally haven’t had the displeasure – Asian girls will end up presenting themselves at a photo studio for one of those cheese ass photo shoots. Full Story

Valentine Posh: Back in LA

February 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From NYC to Cali, Posh arrived yesterday in a rather understated blue pantsuit and a pair of delicious red heels. As you can see, ever the famewhore, she also didn’t mind posing for the pappies who were curiously alerted to her arrival. Funny that. Some say she arrived via commercial liner – I don’t have confirmation on that but if so… Goddess love her for sparing the environment just a little. Full Story

Valentine in Mexico: GGB and Diego

February 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please tell me you’ve seen Y Tu Mama Tambien. If not, you’re missing out. SEE IT! I savoured every minute. Every homoerotic minute. And that part when they beat off together by the pool? Love, love, love. For me though, even though Gael Garcia Bernal has always had more attention, for me it’s always been Diego. Full Story

Valentine Rossum: Emmy Edition

February 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would Valentine’s be Valentines if you weren’t feeling a little sick? Emmy at some JC Penny event – oh look! She’s wearing a demure little off-white dress with flowers on the hem! Oh look! She’s posing like a 12 year old goody goody angling for teacher’s attention! Oh look! She’s smiling her beguiling smile: I’m Emmy Rossum. Full Story