New Hire, Next Fire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly signed on to a new movie in which she plays a tango-dancing prostitute in a biopic about tango legend Carlos Gardel. She is apparently now taking dance classes even with that alcohol monitor strapped around her ankle that is supposed to detect booze … and nothing else. Full Story

The Daily Legs, Skin, and the Bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Kate Hudson at Naomi Watts’s baby shower yesterday – total gorgessity, non? Skin is soft and supple and well hydrated, long long tanned legs, and that bag… Must.Have.The.Bag. Still nothing solid re: what’s really going on between Kate and Dax Shepard with whom she was seen hand in hand last week. Full Story

Maybe Mr Salmon?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Still of Ryan Gosling from the upcoming Lars and the Real Girl, premiering at TIFF in September. Said it before and I’ll say it again – the Toronto International Film Festival continues to be regarded as the true start to award season with many releases bidding for Oscar gold strategically choosing TIFF as a launch pad. Full Story

Man Got Money?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

If so… Denise Richards is interested. Here’s Denise looking lovely - if not a stylistically dated – at a charity function this weekend. But this is the kind of look one goes for when trying to reel in a middle aged billionaire, you know what I mean? The hair is so sex kitten it’s embarrassing. Full Story

The Number 23 Exclusive DVD Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Jim Carrey fans turned away from The Cable Guy – back then, Jim as a freak was hard to accept. Especially when he did it so well. And the same goes for The Number 23. I totally bought him as an obsessive psycho. Made the mistake of watching alone this weekend in between Harry Potter sessions as I tried to pace myself through Book 7. Full Story

Hotness on Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

A Monday gift. Johnny Depp and his Vanessa on holiday in the Mediterranean. Photo caption calls her his “wife to be” – new rumours surfacing yet again that the two are about to marry. I’ve heard some buzz that Karl Lagerfeld designed the dress, that it’s a Chanel, and as payback she turned up front row at his show a few weeks ago. Full Story

Stars for Soccer: Not Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Curious. JLo and Marc completed the 4 couple of power trip. But while the GMD and Will Smith were in LA feting the Beckhams, Jennifer Lopez was in NYC looking lovely and relaxed enjoying a casual lunch. LOVE her blouse. Not for me but 100% for her. Amazing though isn’t it? That she and Marc have defied the naysayers…all of us actually… who never thought they’d make it this long? Question is: can they withstand the pressure of El Cantante? Due out in a few weeks, some say it sucks ass, others say it’s wonderful. Full Story

LA Welcomes the Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Stars came for the game, more stars came for the party. From super A List to totally random, the Cruise/Smith joint production on Sunday night at the Museum of Contemporary Art attracted them all. And for Victoria and David, it was quite the honour. In addition to their hosts, Demi and Ashton made an appearance, as did Bruce Willis and Jim Carrey with Jenny McCarthy, and Matthew Perry, and of course Eva Longoria (of course!), along with Brooke Shields, her husband, and even Rihanna and Li’l Kim. Full Story

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Stars for Soccer: MK Olsen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Olsen > Hilton. All. Day. Long. I love Mary Kate. If I were Mary Kate, if I were 21, I’d do exactly the same. Trailblaze with my closet – who cares if the MiniVan doesn’t get it? Anyway, here she is arriving at the Galaxy game Saturday, disheveled per usual and camera shy. You will note: the Olsens do not tip off the pappies as to their whereabouts, nor do they live for the cover of Us Weekly. Full Story

Stars For Soccer – Katie and Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

But while Posh befriended the new Mrs Parker, fueling speculation she will guest-star on Desperate Housewives, her true BFF Katie Holmes was doting on the impossibly adorable Little Sci. As you can see, Katie is gorgeous with a tan. Gorgeous. Looks like a 40 year old at Martha’s Vineyard? Yes. Full Story

Stars for Soccer – Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Saturday – David Beckham’s debut for the LA Galaxy vs Chelsea. He sat out the first half, came in late to thunderous applause as his wife, behind sunglasses and a cute black dress, sipped champagne from a private box, deeply engaged in conversation with the always opportunistic Eva Longoria. Full Story