Paris Pelted in Vienna

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s been invited to attend the city’s annual Opera Ball. Every year, some rich ass dude invites a celebrity to be his date – past dates have included Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra so clearly you can see where his taste runs foul. Shame really. Because Vienna is one of the world’s finest, classiest cities. Full Story

The Daily Bitch...Please: Ryan Phillippe

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cheaters gotta work too, right? And this is what happens when cheaters need to sell movies. Currently on promo for his latest called Breach – filmed in Toronto by the way, where he is rumoured to have had several affairs including a one night stand with a hostess at Lobby and several other waitresses at several other hotspots around the city – Ryan Phillippe sat down with Ellen Degeneres and talked about how he was coping with his separation from Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

The Daily Underwhelmed: Jennifer Lopez

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the premiere of Bordertown co-starring Antonia Banderas. Love the dress, hate the hair, and her make up sucks ass. So assy in fact that in some shots it looks like she has a baby fuzz ‘stache. Why sell Glow if you just don’t glow? Not. Cute. The coat rocks though. And why am I more turned off by Antonio than I am by Marc? Weird how the undead can get more and more palatable over time…. Full Story

Beautiful Drew Freakishly Happy

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Soooo beautiful these days. Single and fresh at her best best best. Drew at TRL yesterday glowing and gorgeous. And really, really, really happy. Did you see her on Letterman the other night? You know when someone’s on a sugar high talking a mile a minute? That was Drew. Now I’m not saying she was stoned off her tree or anything, I’m just saying she was really, really, really happy. Full Story

Nelly: Stockings at the Brits?

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is she wearing stockings? Shimmer stockings? Source If so…I object. Shimmer stockings are for the prom. Shimmer stockings are for old socialites living in another era. Shimmer stockings on an adorable pop star? Wrong.  Full Story

Michelle Williams Goes Short

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone going short? Selma Blair, Renee Zellweger, now Michelle Williams. Personally, I think every woman has to try it at least once in a lifetime. I stupidly did it at the worst time = when all 4 of my wisdom teeth came out, ended up looking terminally ill after losing 10 pounds in a week. But then it grew out a little and looked like Gwyneth – remember this? Sorry, I digress. Full Story

Two Sides of Beyonce

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When she listens, when she dumps the gawdy Vegas beads and goes understated in black, Beyonce is truly delicious. As she was last night at the Sports Illustrated event to launch her cover and photo spread. Never mind that the dress is kinda last year – you take it where you can get it y’all and I’ll take this over whatever she’ll be wearing at the Oscars (if she’s going). Full Story

Natalie & Gael in Berlin

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie’s in town to hang with her man and to support friend Patrick Marber who wrote Notes on a Scandal and Closer, Gael is a judge at the Berlin Film Festival this year and despite her staged attempts at a Jake G hook up and the tabloids erroneous reporting otherwise, they are together and they have been together all this time…going on at least a year now, if not more, living together in Toronto last Spring when she was shooting Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and romancing each other under the radar through the summer which (ahem sorry for the gloat) was first reported here and confirmed by Dustin Hoffman in a recent interview he did with Elle Magazine: I"ve just finished filming Mr. Full Story

Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Dear Gossips, Valentine’s Day. To commemorate, please see throughout the day a series of photos past and present illustrating Hollywood love, though whether or not it lasted is completely irrelevant. Thanks for all your email and commentary while I was away. Of course my sh-tty ass laptop had to melt, resulting in a purge of half my inbox. Am trying to retrieve lost messages, please know how much I appreciate you taking the time to write. Wednesday – live posting all day, check back often for new posts, a new giveaway, and a new riddle. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Happy belated Birthday to Joanie B in Alberta! PPS. It’s Wednesday. WATCH FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!

Valentine Tranny: Jess needs a wax!

February 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Calling her a tranny is quite obviously a universal sentiment. I’m telling you – this clip nearly killed me. Especially the “portrait” of Joe in the background. And his eyes. And the caption underneath. And the small hilarious details inside her bedroom. And how her daisy dukes are so short her little Jess slps out. Full Story

Valentine Hello Kitty: Zhang Ziyi

February 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

ZZ in Winnipeg shooting a movie, taking some time off for what looks a hockey game recently. And this is the kind of sh-t that drives non-Hello Kitties crazy. For some reason, my people are all over the Beauty Shots. At one point or another – though I personally haven’t had the displeasure – Asian girls will end up presenting themselves at a photo studio for one of those cheese ass photo shoots. Full Story