Of Course

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Biel goes to the gym, stretches outside – photographers present. Jessica Biel walking her dog – photographers present. Jessica Biel going to church – photographers present. Jessica Biel attending an event for Barack Obama – OF COURSE photographers were present! And she looked great, didn’t she? Textbook “subtle” famewhoring – girl has put on a clinic. Full Story

Lost It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

Freddie Frinze Jr with wife Sarah Michelle Gellar at the Tribeca Film Fest premiere of Suburban Girl. Hate to be mean but the new millennium has not been kind. Because let’s be honest… his acting ain’t all that. His looks however, well back then, anyway - Freddie was delicious, non? Delicious in She’s All That, super cute in Boys and Girls, and adorable in Down to You. Full Story

She’s got a Friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

Am all about Angelina Jolie. But being a girl’s girl, one of the knocks on Angelina Jolie, in sharp contrast of course to Jennifer Aniston, is that she doesn’t seem to have many girlfriends. If any. Having said that, Angelina Jolie is ostensibly not that kind of girl. She wouldn’t want to come to my house on a Friday night to watch Bridget Jones and put on nail polish and throw back several bottles of shiraz. Full Story

Tranny Why Bother?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

Why bother spending hours on makeup, hours on a new weave, squeezing those tits into the tightest dress ever…when at the end of the night, every night, she’ll end up where she started?” Bent over or on her knees… I mean, isn’t that the purpose of dressing like this? Isn’t that the only reason why Jessica Simpson looks like Jessica Simpson? To be fondled and played with and pissed on… and pissed on some more? Look at that expression. Full Story

Blankie and a Bottle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

Gwyneth Paltrow shopping in LA with Apple who brought her blankie and a bottle along too. SO cute. Gwyneth has been in town because she is working on Iron Man, the highly anticipated new Marvel superhero movie starring Robert Downey Junior. Here he is attached looking kinda hot. Actually…really hot. Full Story

Cancelled or Summoned or Straying?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

The official reason is “vocal problems” – Keith Urban cancelling a show, I’m told it will be more than one show, and sources in Nashville are snickering that that’s allegedly code word for allegedly using again…though nothing is slamdunk right now, still working on confirmation, and I suppose it is rather unkind to make the assumption just because he went to rehab, right? And still the allegations continue. Full Story

Desperate at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

source Mischa Barton… sit down. Seriously, it’s Coachella. It’s not ’69, it’s not f&cking Woodstock, the fringe overkill is grossly unbecoming, and the fact that it all cost more than a family sedan makes it even more pathetic. Full Story

Bent Face & Bad Footwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

It’s an outdoor music festival. You wear flats, you wear flipflops, you go barefoot…but you don’t wear heels and a mini f*cking tiara. Check it out, Paris Hilton polluting Coachella with her oblivious skank… Curious observation lately, perhaps you’ve noticed as well? Something is up with her face. Full Story

What Would Your Mother Say?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

If she saw you, if she saw you like this? Leg hitched up in the most compromising of positions – Nicky Hilton with her boyfriend last week at a club. So slovenly. So exposed. So… Base. Base is what it is. To me there is nothing that screams cheap louder than public straddling standing up. Full Story

Cam & Drew at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

Drew Barrymore is NOT That Girl. And neither, I assume, is Cameron Diaz. Another female classification for these two but first the positive: Drew and Cam at Coachella. Drew and Cam looking super cute. Especially Cam. It’s really too bad she associates with Paris Hilton – the only thing preventing a full on love affair. Full Story

Posh… recycles???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

And to celebrate the signing, well of course Posh went shopping. Shopping in red…and recycled? UK papers have astutely pulled out pics from last year showing Posh in the exact same ensemble in NYC…on the EXACT same day. So here’s Victoria, doing what girls do, showing off her home and showing UP her BFF Katie Holmes. Full Story