LaineyMovies: Lust, Caution

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 16:06:59 September 21, 2007 16:06:59

Like LaineyBooks, LaineyMovies is close to completion. Testing phase should begin shortly. Appreciate your patience and understanding. New movie entry below – yet another masterpiece from Ang Lee. Lust, CautionI loved Brokeback Mountain. I loved every minute. And if you did too, you will also love Lust, Caution. Full Story

See It For the Wardrobe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 00:00:00 September 21, 2007 00:00:00

Sarah Jessica Parker on set today in NYC. At this rate, we already know half the plot of the new Sex & The City movie, especially since photos from the set are being released every day. So far, not so imaginative. Charlotte has been seen in a polka dot maternity dress arguing with Big. If she does actually get pregnant I think I will throw up. Full Story

The Nexts Are Kissing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 12:30:18 September 21, 2007 12:30:18

Just for fun, because it’s a Friday, let’s make like Life & Style and In Touch Weekly and totally pull a story out of our asses…shall we? Officially they’re working on He’s Just Not That Into You but I have to tell you, I looked at these photos and caught my breath. Full Story

Jen Not Hungry, Jen so Happy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 12:12:53 September 21, 2007 12:12:53

Jennifer Aniston was hard to resist when Friends first started. She had the cutest body and the best hair style and Rachel and Ross, then, didn’t make you want to drill a hole into your head and fill it with rubbing alcohol. And she wasn’t starving. And an attention whore. Yet. But along came Brad and away went the weight. Full Story

Reading Unreliable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 11:56:22 September 21, 2007 11:56:22

My Gaydar isn’t working on this one, how ‘bout yours? Natalie Portman and Nathan Bogle, her new “boyfriend” holding hands yesterday in NYC. Nathan is hot. And was a model. And is now a fashion designer. Clear cut formula for homo but still… I can’t decide. Maybe it’s because they just look so great together. Full Story

Too Much Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 00:00:00 September 21, 2007 00:00:00

Some girls are “big dress” girls. Cate Blanchett is a big dress girl. The dress will never wear her. Kate Beckinsale on the other hand is getting straight up owned by this dress, as seen last night at the Chanel and PS Arts party. And the poor thing looks totally stressed out by it too. Of course Chris Klein isn’t helping either. Full Story

Stupid but not Sad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 09:26:31 September 21, 2007 09:26:31

Yet. Sad Smut is a personal, arbitrary line. Britney is indeed coming close but it’s moves like these that prevent the pity, that block any sympathy she might have elicited. I would feel sorry for her if she was at home, alone, asking for help but not receiving assistance. I would feel sorry for her if she wasn’t scheming still, scheming for her place, scheming for glory, scheming for whatever it is that will make her whole. Full Story

How Many Times?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 09:00:55 September 21, 2007 09:00:55

How many times has Emmy Rossum worn this dress? Or a variation of it? With the hair. And the doe eyes. And the “pick me! Pick me! Love me! Love me!” smile? Here’s Emmy at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party in LA last night still trying to drum up interest in her singing career. In case you haven’t had the displeasure, she has a myspace page with samples of her Rossum music. Full Story

Rubbing Off Orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 08:49:34 September 21, 2007 08:49:34

He cut her loose but it looks like Jessica Simpson left something behind… her cheese and her orange fake tan. Check out John Mayer last night at the VH1 Save the Music gala last night. Performing on cruise ships, now happily rockin’ the foundation, more and more it’s becoming evident: he and Jess really were well suited. Full Story

Like Clockwork

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 08:29:13 September 21, 2007 08:29:13

Surprise! Just a day after news broke that Denise Richards is once again accusing Charlie Sheen of being a pervert and trying to position herself as the better parent, all while the financial terms of their divorce hang in the balance, the paps miraculously captured her playing and laughing with her daughter Sam. Full Story

LaineyBooks: The Overachievers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 08:21:25 September 21, 2007 08:21:25

I can see the light – LaineyBooks will launch soon complete with a rating system for you and also a Literary Freebie Five. Until then, here is the next entry. The Overachievers: the secret lives of driven kidsBy Alexandra Robbins I was both a keener and a slacker in high school – a keener til the end of grade 10 and then a slacker the rest of the way. Full Story