Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

It’s sad to me that people outside Canada aren’t able to enjoy Project Runway Canada. Because Iman absolutely kicks ass. And the show kicks ass. So much so that it’s become appointment television not only for me but for my husband, a man with a negative balance fashion sense who suddenly feels he’s become an authority on what constitutes “busy” and “not busy” on a catwalk. For the record, he’s correctly predicted the losing designer four weeks in a row and now thinks he’s Tom Ford, but for the fact that he can’t get out of his tearaways and still wears fleece in public.

Seriously… Iman puts the fear of Xenu into your soul. And Johnny puts quiver into the loins. Sweeney Todd premiered last night in NYC. It is a Johnny Depp photo day.

Congratulations to Sara S, winner of the Gilmore Girls box set and to Annie R, the recipient of a brand new Fuji FinePix camera!

Tuesday – am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Love and admiration to Laurie Petrou for having her first book Between named as one of the best of the year by the Globe & Mail this weekend!

PPS. Happy Birthday to Carmen – thank you so much for reading so loyally for so long.

PPPS. Condom-free Sleaze is NOT Chad Michael Murray. He’s actually still with that 17 year old, isn’t he? At least she was 17 at the time. Also not John Mayer and not Bradley Cooper and not Vince Vaughn.

No Dirty Face in Costume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 13:52:35 December 4, 2007 13:52:35

Under the supervision of professionals, Lilo’s orange Dirty Face has disappeared. Here she is shooting a commercial today in LA looking the best she has in a long time... but for the hair. The hair under different circumstances might work, but the brassy hair with the prom dress is all pageant… like Vanessa Minnillo. Full Story

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Could Becks wear these?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 13:38:20 December 4, 2007 13:38:20

He has rocked a sarong and is probably as fashion forward as it gets, man-wise, but could David Beckham pull these off? Becks has admitted to being a little clothes-obsessed. Have you seen the Beckham doc chronicling their move to Spain a few years ago? There’s a cute moment in his closet – what he wears is most definitely not under his wife’s jurisdiction, though I’m sure she doesn’t complain. Full Story

Anniversary Invitation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 13:05:21 December 4, 2007 13:05:21

They were married a little over a year ago and we now know how they’ve been spending their 1st anniversary. But of course we do. I recall writing that we’d be privy to their celebrations in no time. And indeed we are. Just like their wedding…the world has been invited. And the GMD is rich enough to secure privacy. Full Story

Dolce Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 00:00:00 December 4, 2007 00:00:00

Aside from Sean Avery, most of the attendees at the D&G opening today were total quivers including a scruffy Josh Lucas, the aforementioned hotness Jason Lewis, and Rufus Sewell who does not get enough love because he is always, always the bad guy. But seriously…he is pure sex, non? Pure, pure sex. Full Story

Dolce Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 00:00:00 December 4, 2007 00:00:00

Sean Avery, who dated Elisha Cuthbert and supposedly bragged about cheating on her and who recently romped with MK Olsen, was issued an apology this week from the radio announcer who’d reported that he insulted Maple Leaf Jason Blake in a tense game a few weeks ago. The announcer told his audience that since Sean was so adamant that he never said those things and was threatening to sue, it must be that he trusted a bad source. Full Story

Sorry... Back Now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 12:12:03 December 4, 2007 12:12:03

‘Bout the delay this morning/afternoon. I’m a sh*tty driver and scraped the car against a wall that kept moving. Have spent a long time groveling but am back to blogging now… gossip coming!  Full Story

Atonement Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 09:17:24 December 4, 2007 09:17:24

Atonement has scored a 91% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The film is also currently the Best Picture prediction by the Oscar Igloo.com and is running neck and neck with No Country For Old Men as current award season favourite among prognosticators. Full Story

Uncomfortable in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 00:00:00 December 4, 2007 00:00:00

Have you ever seen anyone so uncomfortable in their own skin? Just looking at her makes me fidgety and restless. Unfortunately for Renee Zellweger, she has a movie to promote in Europe and as she pimps Bee Movie from France yesterday to Italy today, the poor girl looks downright miserable to be there. Full Story

It’s Almost Unfair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 08:44:26 December 4, 2007 08:44:26

How hot Jason Lewis is. SO hot. Here he is last night at the Atonement screening in New York – and no one thought to ask him to clarify those rumours he’s dating Jennifer Aniston. Tabloids have reported they shared a few secret dates and she fell fast and hard, though they were never seen. Full Story