Toe Jam Incognito

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

The Beckhams at Heathrow en route to Singapore and Victoria of course is wearing the most flight appropriate footwear, jamming her toes into a pair of lovely stilettos. His yellow hat in combination with her black one and that unbelievably gorgeous silver bag make for a rather inconspicuous outing, don’t you think? Victoria Beckham: Coming to America will air on NBC in the US and has now been picked by CTV in Canada. Full Story

Booty Call 101: Clooney vs Pip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

After gallivanting with Cam at her best across Europe last week, Justin Timberlake evidently needed a booty call. Enter Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Problem is, he was just quoted in a tabloid calling her clingy. And her publicist probably didn’t appreciate that. Which is probably why the Pip sent for her and backtracked on his “step off” stance from last week, inviting her to join him in Stockholm for the Swedish leg of his tour, bringing her on his private plane, joined also by his best friend and his mum… not unlike George Clooney. Full Story

Second Sci Bump Watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

The London Sun is saying she’s expecting again – apparently they have sources. More like their source is Katie wearing a baby doll to the Real Madrid game the other day and photographed at an angle suggesting a bump. Snort. Only 48 hours later however Mrs Cruise turns up on the French Riviera looking anything but. Full Story

Monday, June 18, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Always love waking up on a Monday to find fresh photos of David Beckham frolicking with men. Might have to top him back to #1 on the Freebie Five after Rocky’s reign – everybody loves a winner, non? in this case however, it has less to do with Real Madrid’s victory yesterday than with my dream. Yet another dream. And not a pervy one.

British men are on the mind, especially Hot Harry on Horse and Matt Lauer’s exclusive interview with the Princes airing today. Every clip of Harry is the super hotness, due in no small part to the fact that he likes to walk around with both hands clasped around his belt buckle. Hate to sound like one of those middle aged women swooning in a peeler bar but with a move so highly suggestive, it’s hard not to stare at the royal “region”. And then hearing his voice – his deep deep manly voice that sounds a bit like sleep, like groggy sleep after a sexy evening, it confirms the contention that the Spare brings way more quiver than the Heir. I mean seriously…the boy is FOINE. Everything about him – from the way he walks, to his pants, to the back of his neck. Watch tonight, you’ll see.

And so in my dream, David and I were driving around London in a Maserati. I can see it vividly – David changing gears, hands and feet in perfect rhythm, shades on in the middle of the night, dressed in a white tee shirt tucked into dirty jeans, triceps popping out every time he shifted to second and third…absolute loin candy with one major exception. When he turned to ask me what I wanted on my pizza – “Lainey (long and soft on the “Lai”), fancy a veggie or a meat lovers?” – it wasn’t the rat lizard voice that slithered out like a bucket of cold water but Harry’s posh drawl… like a Hot Harry Hybrid, a perfect man-boy combination.

As such, full on Beckham overload this morning…apologies in advance.

It’s Monday, online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Roots Bag winner has been contact – thanks for all your entries! More giveaways to come…

Shirtless or a Beater?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Pardon the crass but if you ask me, it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. Both suck. So here’s Matthew McConaughey, electing not to put a shirt on per usual and Ryan Phillippe with his kids on Father’s Day wearing his carb face and a white beater. Seriously… how does one choose? Me? I choose to restore my faith in quiveration with this: David Beckham’s lizard voice speaking Spanish. Full Story

On Hilary Duff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Am a fickle gossip. Which is why last year, Hilary Duff was deemed an anorexic with horse teeth. Now however, in light of the skanky scandals created by her peers, and the savvy way she’s been able to avoid them and, embarrassingly enough… that song. Be honest. Can you get this out of your head? Can you??? If you’ve ever watched Laguna Beach, you absolutely can’t… Dan Levy  Full Story

Miserable and Alone?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

She’s always miserable but the foul mood seems even more amped than usual. Michelle Williams in Brooklyn with Mathilda yesterday… and the buzz is getting louder. Rumour is she and Heath have spent little time together as she was shooting with Ewan McGregor until a few weeks ago and he continues to work on Batman right now. Full Story

Courtside Hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Gisele and Tom the other day courtside at the Spurs vs Cavs Game 4. So right you want to hate but how can you hate something so right? As for his black cap/leather jacket combination – not feelin’ it. But it’s Tom Brady. It takes a lot to downgrade his hotness. Interesting too that they’re at a basketball game, something she routinely used to enjoy with Leo. Full Story

The Heartache Diet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

When I saw Jessica Simpson in Cannes, she was already tighter than she’d been in months. Told me she was back on her extreme diet and work out plan in preparation for Major Movie Star which starts shooting in July. Shame to waste such energy on a sure box office bomb but as you can see, her hard work is paying off. Full Story

Trash hits Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

No clue why she was invited. No one has a clue why she was invited. Maybe she offered to pay her own way? MMVAs, Tara Reid was a presenter, seemed so out of it she could barely string her words together. Or walk. And word is at one of the after parties, she was a total total bitch. Observed to be totally off her tree – the adjective used to describe her was quote… METHY. Full Story

The MuchMusic Video Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

A block party/awards show – the MMVAs in my hometown Toronto last night, a long standing summer staple and they never ever disappoint. Shocker of shockers, Avril was almost tolerable, making it through the event without putting up her middle finger or spitting – can you believe it? And then came the virtuoso acceptance speech for her People’s Choice Award. Full Story