The Chosen One to the Rescue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Works for me… On the heels of last week’s media contract debacle getting in the way of overwhelmingly positive reviews for A Mighty Heart, check out Angelina Jolie on two occasions this weekend out and about with the famed Chosen One. Full Story

The Supportive Wife & Her Supportive Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Miss a marquee match? Never. Miss a major photo opportunity? Madness. A hot pink belt just in case we miss her? Always. Of course Victoria turned up to support her husband yesterday. And of course she brought along two very high profile guests – none other than the GMD and his RoboBride: he intently watching footballers with large muscular thighs running up and down the pitch, she wistfully remembering what could have been. Full Story

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The Beckham Boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Between Brad and Becks…delicious daddies everywhere. Same haircut all around and the same shade of dark blonde – here are the boys and their dad dressed in the same uniform, celebrating their father’s big win. Sigh. Time flies. Cruz Beckham is already 2. Cruz is walking, Brooklyn is a little man, and Romeo is still my favourite. Full Story

Farewell in Victory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Quite a way to cap off his European career – after getting dumped by England and benched for the early part of the season, Becks regained form and became a key part of his team’s championship run, inspiring talk yet again of repping his home country for Euro qualifiers and possibly at Euro 2008 in Austria and Switzerland. Full Story

Friday, June 15, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Justin said Wha????

You will LOVE, LOVE, LOVE his words for the Shelf Ass. And so what if it was printed in an unreliable British tabloid?

Angelina Jolie interview with Larry King – I’m sorry, I have no idea what she said. Because I was too busy laughing at Larry King. The man is a geriatric BUFFOON! And he needs to join Barbara Walters beside a pool in Palm Beach where they can natter away at each other for the rest of their lives!

Seriously…it was pure comedy. Angie’d be goin’ off about shooting emotionally charged scenes, about Mariane Pearl and her indomitable spirit, and suddenly old Larry interjects with the most inane questions ever. And grunting at the oddest moments. Like at one point he asked her about filming the pivotal scene when Pearl finds out her husband has been murdered. Jolie explained what it was like in that house, on set, how the entire crew was gutted about the fact that they were interpreting something so terrible, so terrifying that had actually happened to an actual person…and she gives this detailed, sensitive answer and the next thing know, Larry jumps in with…

Yeah so how many takes did you have to do?

Killed me. Best comedy ever… The man is barely surviving on the fumes of his career.

Friday, live blogging, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

It’s Working!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2007 00:00:00 June 15, 2007 00:00:00

She WILL be a star. I mean Rumer Willis of course. Rumer who wants so badly to be one. Rumer born to Bruce and Demi, who hangs with Lindsay and pines for the flossy flossy life and everything that comes along with it. Rumer who is now a regular at Winstons and Teddys but claims not to do drugs… Rumer who is now capturing the interest of the pappies… Now Rumer has a job. Full Story

This Is Why

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2007 00:00:00 June 15, 2007 00:00:00

Said it time and again – the reason Johnny Depp is not on the Freebie Five is because Johnny Depp is a Lifetime. More than just one night of raucous rockin’ of your headboard, with Johnny, why and how would you say goodbye? Check it out - a clip from Julia of Johnny promoting Pirates in the Land of Hello Kitty, with Junior Hello Kitties, at once absurd and yet adorable, Johnny the guest of honour attending a children’s performance meticulously choreographed and rehearsed on his behalf. Full Story

Pregnant for Freedom?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2007 00:00:00 June 15, 2007 00:00:00

Rumours have been swirling for a week or so now – that Nicole Richie is pregnant, based first on a photo of her with a bulgy belly (always a reliable indication) and then because some tabloid pushed the story forward. Ever the clever publicity whore, Nicole has remained silent on the issue, much in the same way she remains silent on most of her issues knowing more people will talk about them if she doesn’t talk about it them herself. Full Story

Three Boys and a Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2007 00:00:00 June 15, 2007 00:00:00

Turtle is missing but here’s the Piv and darling Kevin Dillon and Adrian Grenier at the premiere of the Entourage Season 4 last night. Then of course there’s that loser Kevin Connolly. The same Kevin Connolly too good for interviews but not too good to stand around watching his colleagues graciously doing their jobs. Full Story

Blame the Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2007 00:00:00 June 15, 2007 00:00:00

Widely criticised yesterday for trying to control the press, Angelina Jolie revealed on Jon Stewart that it was a move made by her lawyer and her representatives and not something she knew about. As you would expect, her attorney has also stepped forward to admit that he went overboard in his attempt to protect his candid client and that she in no way had anything to do with trying to get members of the media to sign a contract prohibiting them from asking personal questions and saying negative things about her. Full Story

Posh Goes to Barneys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2007 00:00:00 June 15, 2007 00:00:00

Launched her denim line in NYC yesterday – as you can see, Victoria brought the full-on Posh. Love how she has to jam her feet into all her shoes, love how she’s now adopted the Celine Dion Lunge as part of her signature pose, love how you could stick a sausage in her mouth and not get lipstick smeared on the sides, and especially love her ski jump nose. Full Story