Let me preface by saying how much I adore Catherine Zeta Jones. The woman is stunning – a perfect, perfect face if I’ve ever seen one. Which is why I blame this on the makeup. It’s the eyes, I think. Might work for others who need enhancement, doesn’t work for Zeta who doesn’t need much. Here she is with her husband at the weekend – a rare public appearance at some gala. Full Story
My girl was looking rather unkempt in London at the weekend – check out her hose. Now if Eva Green was walking around with ladders in her nylons, I’d be all over it with praise. But on Lindsay Lohan, it’s just another complementary attribute to her Dirty Face and her Coke Bloat. Full Story
Shocker! Pete Doherty stopped by police and crack was found in his car, which naturally means he’s using again, and please…save it with the “just because it’s in his car doesn’t mean he’s using” excuse. A person with his history of addiction doesn’t get that close to the goods and not go in for a taste. Full Story
It’s a few days old, buried under the avalanche of the Cruise, but worth your time anyway. Have you ever heard the Greek Stav speak? Seriously…his voice trips me out! Goddess bless X17 for the video – have a listen. He speaks a little French, surprisingly deep, the “Chicken Nuggets” is indescribably amusing, and still, what comes out of his mouth is so…disconnected, so oddly detached, if you close your eyes and listen, does Stav come to mind? Absolutely not. Full Story
Friday Night Lights owns my heart but just a little bit o’ Grey’s do kick off the weekend, if you don’t mind.
Said it before and I’ll say it again: Denny sucked, Denny is dead. And since McDreamy is boring and Burke hates homos…holy sh-t man, was Karev the Hotness last night or what???
Today, Friday, live blogging – check back often, check archives for missed articles, keeping close eye on TomKat circus all weekend, will keep you posted on dramatic details.
Yours in gossip,
Details from this week’s issue with more smutty insight on how Britney cut off her rotting growth. As I first reported on the day of the separation announcement, Lynne Spears engineered the split and according to the magazine, staged an intervention along with Britney’s lawyer to snap her out of her Cheeto Haze. Full Story
I f&ckin’ LOVE this! And I LOVE Tina Fey. Tina Fey who wrote the brilliant screenplay for Mean Girls. Tina Fey who is one of the smartiest, funniest, sexiest women in showbiz (my husband would, he definitely would)…Tina Fey just lay the smackdown on Paris Hilton and I am losing my sh-t in delight because she actually CALLED PARIS A PIECE OF sh-t!!! Tina did Howard Stern on Wednesday and she nailed that whore bitch to the wall, revealing that when Paris came on SNL she asked to do a skit about Jessica Simpson because she “hates her” and “she’s fat”. Full Story
Many of you are excited about the new Bond, Daniel Craig. And rightly so. Jolie laide – ugly sexy – is that what you call it? I’m all over it gossips. Just like many of you are all over Clive Owen who would also have made a great 007 but the fact of the matter is, Daniel was chosen and you know what? I think he’s great. Full Story
Well, well, well… NOT SAFE FOR WORK – CAUTION! Look what just arrived in my inbox. It"s super, super smutty, but I"m a dirty smutter, and i just had to share. So you know I"ve been comparing assets between that JD Fortune (blech) and Lukas Rossi (yum). As a result, I’ve now received evidence refuting my stance. Full Story