Ellen in Heels

February 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ellen in W Magazine is trippin’ me out. Don’t get me wrong…it’s a lovely, lovely shoot. And she looks lovely, lovely in it. I’m happy they didn’t make her wear a dress, she says she’s not comfortable in dresses, but she does look pretty chill in those sexpot heels Check it out – Ellen lounging back in a chair, it’s a hot photo, it’s a hot pose, sensual as all hell in her f*ck me stilettos, glam and edgy and dark and loaded down with black eyeliner and not much else - fantastic images, all of them…. Full Story

Girlcrushing on Kate Walsh

February 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With that hot hunk of homo TR Knight at the Music & Lyrics premiere last night – love him. LOVE her. I mean I LOVE her. The sweetest, sweetest woman, friendly when she doesn’t have to be, totally unpretentious – and believe me, she works with some pretentious bitches – thank Goddess it hasn’t rubbed off. Full Story

Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Dear Gossips, The nose – to me it was barely perceptible…but thanks to all of you who sent visual confirmation illustrating otherwise. More on that later. As for Ryan Phillippe – his reps tell Us Weekly he was simply giving Nicki Reed a ride home, that there is nothing going on, that she’s actually dating one of his friends…who doesn’t have a car? But whether or not you believe him, bottom line is that he and his boys are rollin’ with teens. He’s 32, she’s 18. Which means Ryan Phillippe is just a glorified Chad Michael Murray…and does it get any worse than that? Wednesday – fresh posts all day, check back often. And thanks so much for all of your Departed entries. Contest closed Tuesday night. Winners contacted within next 24 hours. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. It’s Wednesday. The best day. Friday Night Lights. Heaven.

Cisco says no split

February 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Despite what you may have heard today, Cisco Adler’s rep says Mischa Barton has not broken up with his client over that notorious photo found among Paris Hilton’s skanky belongings and revealed on ParisExposed.com, and if you unfamiliar with THAT photo, see below for details but consider yourself warned. Full Story

Michelle Williams: Front Row Bitch…again

February 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Damn…here’s a shocker. Michelle Williams – another Fashion Week sighting, another super cute outfit, but never forget…bitch doesn’t care about fame, or popularity, and she especially doesn’t want you looking at her ring. Which is why she’s taking pains to hide her hand or obscure it or do anything but draw any attention to it whatsoever. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity…and Claire Danes

February 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Together at Narciso Rodriguez. Not even Rachel Weisz in all her glory can make up for Claire Danes and that smirk. It’s the smirk that’s sealed it for me… Was undecided this morning about the Karma Face but firmly planted in the Still-a-Homewrecker-always-a-Homewrecker corner now. But enough about that tramp…how about Rachel? Oscar’s Supporting Actress coming to the end of her reign, she was the lock last year – is it weird to you that Jennifer Hudson is filling those shoes this time around? And speaking of shoes… Look at these precious babies. Full Story

KFed Jr Gives Gifts?

February 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hard to believe considering it’s always take take take but apparently gifts going OUT actually is possible…sort of. Turns out that guests attending Tori Spelling’s baby shower were presented with loot bags containing “Tupperware, pearl bracelets, and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit!” Because having KFed Jr and his goldmine dispensing sex advice is exactly what anyone always wanted. Full Story

The Daily BitchSlap: Janice Min on Jessica Simpson

February 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly’s new cover – forget about that diet nonsense, look instead at the caption under the Plastic Surgery headline: good job for Jen and Jessica Simpson’s “Scary!” new face. Hee. Inside a blow by blow analysis of what she may have done, including pulling up the eyelids, thinning out the nose, cheek injections, and some sort of lip plumpage similar to the Restalyne treatment she had before. Full Story

Why I Love Lauren

February 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s limp…for sure. Maybe not the brightest girl on the block. Definitely needs some more spunk…and I ragged on her hardcore for it on The Aftershow on MTV the other day after The Hills Canadian premiere, especially when she had her ass kicked by one of the most powerful women in her industry and instead of crying about THAT, she continued to pine for Jason. Full Story

Drew & Zach = Drew & Cam?

February 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hollywood Dating Pool becoming like a Trailer Park. Let’s play the Six Degrees thing, shall we? Drew and Zach Braff reportedly hooked up in NYC at the weekend, Zach used to date Mandy Moore, Mandy Moore was with Wilmer Valderrama, Wilmer also tapped Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan goosed Jared Leto, Jared and Cameron Diaz shared a 3 year love… So in a bodily fluid exchange kind of way…does this mean Drew and Cam could technically be BFFs with benefits? Just asking. Full Story

Kylie & Sophia: Better off Single

February 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sort of. Sophia Bush is actually with a new man but the point is she is no longer married to that dumb punk f&ck Chad Michael Murray whose acting range consists only of squinting and smiling out the side of his mouth which is why, like Ryan Phillippe, the only girls on his jock are the kind fresh outta high school. Full Story