Hollywood Fluid Exchange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

This is why Ebola’s virus will never die – Paris Hilton has literally infected everyone. So last week, Pam Anderson married Rick Salomon. Rick Salomon used to nail Paris, Kid Rock used to nail Pam. And Paris and Kid were spotted getting super friendly in Toronto at the weekend. You will recall, he also spent some time with her post-prison at her Malibu beach house this summer – photos attached – though Kid recently told Rolling Stone nothing went down: “I regret to inform all of you on and offline tabloid junkies that I am not dating nor have been intimate with Paris Hilton. Full Story

The Julia Factor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

Went to a screening last week and saw a preview of Charlie Wilson’s War. Had forgotten what it was like to Julia Roberts on screen. Have never loved her, can’t stand her in fact, but have also never disputed why she is a star. Why she is the biggest star. Because Julia Roberts can light up a screen like no one else. Full Story

Little Sci the Glutton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

SO cute! New photos of Little Sci with her mother and grandmother (the scientological one) in Germany. As you can see, gluttonous Little Sci is double fisting her baby bottles – hee. Apparently the GMD and his family have had to extend their stay in Berlin after a chemical error resulted in the destruction of several rolls of film and consequently a few more weeks of reshoots - just another snafu in a long list that has plagued the movie from the start. Full Story

Friday, October 12, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So Britney showed up in court and argued her case. Some say she was “respectful”, others report she was argumentative and sarcastic though whatever her attitude, she has now been awarded a compromise…and could be headed on tour? More on that later. Ugh. Hopefully just one post today…will try, try, try.

Three Whiskers Orly Bloom was involved in a car accident early this morning. Hopefully he’s ok. Hopefully his hooking up with a Simpson tranny didn’t impair his senses?

Friday – posting all day, check back often. Also – will be on Molson That’s Hockey tonight on TSN at 7pm EST dishing on… Sidney Crosby!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Why Three Whiskers Was Rushing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 00:00:00 October 12, 2007 00:00:00

Orly Bloom tried to flee the scene yesterday after his car accident. Never mind that his passengers were injured and ended up being taken to hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to book it… until the paps warned him he’d have his ass skinned if he pulled a hit and run. So he stayed. Full Story

Pregnant & Perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 00:00:00 October 12, 2007 00:00:00

Halle… Always Halle… Totally gorgessity in NYC and the most delicious booties ever. Halle is currently promoting Things We Lost in the Fire co-starring Benicio del Toro - two Oscar winners delivering two tour de force performances in roles that were originally intended for white actors. Full Story

Random Hot Hookup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 00:00:00 October 12, 2007 00:00:00

Josh Hartnett and Rihanna? Us Weekly is reporting that they were making out  last night in NYC. So random but I TOTALLY get it. On both sides. Because despite his eyebrow issues, Josh is the hotness. And Rihanna. Well… she’s Rihanna. Look at her. But he’s a belt conquistador isn’t he? Scarjo, Helena Christensen, several models including a one night snogfest with Gisele Bundchen and a 2 week fling with Sienna Miller – all in the last 18 months. Full Story

Looking for a Place to Pee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 00:00:00 October 12, 2007 00:00:00

You will LOVE this… exclusive dish on John Mayer last night. Put it this way – if I were Minka Kelly, his supposed new girlfriend, I would NOT be assuming her relationship with him is serious. Not even close. So he was hanging out at the Box last night with Sherrod Small from VH1’s Best Week Ever (who apparently only talks about the fact that he’s on VH1’s Best Week Ever) ogling women together and apparently really not looking so hot. Full Story

My Gwyneth Surrounded by Hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 00:00:00 October 12, 2007 00:00:00

Gwyneth showed up last night at the Established & Sons event in London to support Alasdhair Willis, husband of Stella. As you can see, my girl is tight with the McCartneys. As you can also see, she’s clearly not in Spain shooting her reality tv food show. Per my report last week, the shooting schedule will NOT be long… though it’s not Chris she can’t stay away from, it’s her children. Full Story

The Grand Dame of Golddiggery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 09:19:10 October 12, 2007 09:19:10

Time and again, she pushes the limits of her craft, redefining and perfecting Golddiggery at every turn. KFed and his Junior (the one who married Tori Spelling) should be watching and learning. Heather Mills is a genius. So she and Paul were expected to nail down their divorce agreement yesterday with an offer from him for a reported 60 million pounds – over $120 million – and a commitment from both sides not to publicly discuss their private affairs. Full Story