Lilo: Behind the Arrest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

It happened in Santa Monica late Monday night. TMZ tmz.com reports that she was driving a Denali, chasing some other SUV and when pulled over she failed a field sobriety test and was taken in to custody. In custody, cocaine was found in her pocket. She spent a few hours drying out in the slammer and was released after posting $25K bail. Full Story

Monday, July 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Not to worry…I won’t spoil it. Nor will I discuss on the main page. In a few days however it will be the inaugural review on LaineyBooks. Stay tuned…

Busy weekend dominated by the Beckhams and Britney – more sad smutty details from that photo shoot.

Tech issues were fixed late in the day on Friday, scroll down and get caught up if you haven’t already.

Monday, blogging all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The Vice is not Ben Affleck. Though I’m sure Ben has considerable talents, acting is clearly not one of them. Also not Jonathan Rhys Meyers – Vice is much less androgynous and played a different legend.

Hollywood Ebola and Michael Vick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Background for those of you who don’t live in North America – Michael Vick is the piece of sh-t prick quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons indicted last week on federal charges that he played a part in a dogfighting ring operated on a property he owned. Worse yet, several dogs were allegedly killed and tortured if their performances were below par – some by drowing, some by electrocution. Full Story

New Hire, Next Fire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly signed on to a new movie in which she plays a tango-dancing prostitute in a biopic about tango legend Carlos Gardel. She is apparently now taking dance classes even with that alcohol monitor strapped around her ankle that is supposed to detect booze … and nothing else. Full Story

The Daily Legs, Skin, and the Bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Kate Hudson at Naomi Watts’s baby shower yesterday – total gorgessity, non? Skin is soft and supple and well hydrated, long long tanned legs, and that bag… Must.Have.The.Bag. Still nothing solid re: what’s really going on between Kate and Dax Shepard with whom she was seen hand in hand last week. Full Story

Maybe Mr Salmon?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Still of Ryan Gosling from the upcoming Lars and the Real Girl, premiering at TIFF in September. Said it before and I’ll say it again – the Toronto International Film Festival continues to be regarded as the true start to award season with many releases bidding for Oscar gold strategically choosing TIFF as a launch pad. Full Story

Man Got Money?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

If so… Denise Richards is interested. Here’s Denise looking lovely - if not a stylistically dated – at a charity function this weekend. But this is the kind of look one goes for when trying to reel in a middle aged billionaire, you know what I mean? The hair is so sex kitten it’s embarrassing. Full Story

The Number 23 Exclusive DVD Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Jim Carrey fans turned away from The Cable Guy – back then, Jim as a freak was hard to accept. Especially when he did it so well. And the same goes for The Number 23. I totally bought him as an obsessive psycho. Made the mistake of watching alone this weekend in between Harry Potter sessions as I tried to pace myself through Book 7. Full Story

Hotness on Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

A Monday gift. Johnny Depp and his Vanessa on holiday in the Mediterranean. Photo caption calls her his “wife to be” – new rumours surfacing yet again that the two are about to marry. I’ve heard some buzz that Karl Lagerfeld designed the dress, that it’s a Chanel, and as payback she turned up front row at his show a few weeks ago. Full Story

Stars for Soccer: Not Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Curious. JLo and Marc completed the 4 couple of power trip. But while the GMD and Will Smith were in LA feting the Beckhams, Jennifer Lopez was in NYC looking lovely and relaxed enjoying a casual lunch. LOVE her blouse. Not for me but 100% for her. Amazing though isn’t it? That she and Marc have defied the naysayers…all of us actually… who never thought they’d make it this long? Question is: can they withstand the pressure of El Cantante? Due out in a few weeks, some say it sucks ass, others say it’s wonderful. Full Story