Oh… Bitch… Please!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 00:00:00 October 10, 2007 00:00:00

This kind of sh-t is straight up insulting. As if Tara Reid has looked like this, or at least believably so, since 2002. Do I need to put up that photo of her mangled tit as a reminder? Check out Tara in the latest FHM – minus the stomach scarring and the lumpy abdominal alcohol deposits we’ve all seen from candids at the beach. Full Story

So Far the Favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 13:34:23 October 10, 2007 13:34:23

And soooo much better than that drag queen wedding dress from last week. SPOILER - LOOK AWAY IF YOU MUST!!! Turns out that scene was apparently from a dream sequence so the initial character assumption that Carrie is not the marrying kind is intact. Full Story

Smutty Sponsor: SoftLips Giveaway #9

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 13:01:04 October 10, 2007 13:01:04

Final two weeks of the SoftLips promotion… PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS AND TITLE. Otherwise your entry will NOT be filed properly. The answer for Week 7 Full Story

Good Decision NOT Made

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 00:00:00 October 10, 2007 00:00:00

For 30 seconds there it certainly seemed hopeful. Lilo out of rehab, did not rush to LA, is staying in Utah for out patient care, is saying the right things, and intending to stay clean. She told OK Magazine also that she’s also sanitised the scum from her life – the negative influences that led her astray…one of those of course being her hag of an orange mother Dina Lohan. Full Story

His Ego, Her Libido

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 10:21:19 October 10, 2007 10:21:19

How sad is it that when Lance Bass writes a book, the only parts people care about are the ones involving Justin and Britney? SAD. So Lance’s memoir is called Out of Sync – lame!!! Us Weekly has excerpted a section that has nothing to do with Lance but everything to do with the fact that Britney and Justin were not to be. Full Story

Credible or Deranged?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 09:50:17 October 10, 2007 09:50:17

On the one hand leaking sordid details of Charlie Sheen’s alleged disturbing behaviour to gossip columns and tabloids, on the other Denise Richards is begging for a sympathy from anyone who will listen. This time it’s a member of the gossip oldschool – that delightful old bat Cindy Adams who interviewed Denise about her acrimonious divorce. Full Story

Hello! Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 09:10:28 October 10, 2007 09:10:28

Hello Canada has an exclusive interview with Ryan Gosling in their latest issue. He is asked about his new movie Lars and the Real Girl, he is asked about women, and yes…he is asked about whether or not he’s still dating Rachel McAdams to which he offers the usual response: No comment on that one. Full Story

Hot…but Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 08:21:28 October 10, 2007 08:21:28

He’s hot…but this is f&cking hilarious and undoubtedly the butt of many jokes in the New England locker room if his teammates have had the pleasure of seeing it. Snort. Tom Brady’s ads for Stetson are so awful, so awkward, and SO cheese…and still he is so so SO foine! But… Stetson??? Stetson??? There is no doubt in my mind Tom Ford would take his own face of his own ads for Tom Brady. Full Story

The Directors: Kiki & Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 08:00:05 October 10, 2007 08:00:05

Last night at the Glamour Reel Moments event - both Kate Hudson and Kirsten Dunst (and Rita Wilson too!) directed short films featuring real stories from Glamour Magazine readers. Sigh. Kate Hudson’s face – no wonder why Owen Wilson fell impossibly in love. She’s irresistible. As for my Kiki, her directorial debut features another favourite: Winona Ryder in Welcome, about a family “confronted with an unexpected occupant” in their new home. Full Story

Scarlett Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 07:29:56 October 10, 2007 07:29:56

With Scarlett Johansson – I totally would. Maybe even a permanent switch. Look at her. The girl is literally mouthwatering. And much too much woman for little Pip. No wonder JT couldn’t hold Scarjo. Here’s Scarlett on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Elle – a little dirty without going low rent, at the same time classy but not unapproachable, not too “pretty” nor unrealistically perfect, and that body…the body currently wrapped around Ryan Reynolds. Full Story

Overkill at Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 07:10:02 October 10, 2007 07:10:02

Love the coat, all over the boots, it’s really the hat and makeup that make it so grossly offensive, don’t you think? Check out Jennifer Lopez arriving at Letterman yesterday and then again on his couch. Seriously, did she break up with Scott Barnes again? What’s with the overkill over the eyes? As for the main issue – while she has yet to confirm it herself, Us Weekly is proclaiming loud on their latest cover what Oribe has already known for weeks, and what many of you who know about such things had already concluded upon seeing her nose. Full Story