The Number 23 Exclusive DVD Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Jim Carrey fans turned away from The Cable Guy – back then, Jim as a freak was hard to accept. Especially when he did it so well. And the same goes for The Number 23. I totally bought him as an obsessive psycho. Made the mistake of watching alone this weekend in between Harry Potter sessions as I tried to pace myself through Book 7. Full Story

Hotness on Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

A Monday gift. Johnny Depp and his Vanessa on holiday in the Mediterranean. Photo caption calls her his “wife to be” – new rumours surfacing yet again that the two are about to marry. I’ve heard some buzz that Karl Lagerfeld designed the dress, that it’s a Chanel, and as payback she turned up front row at his show a few weeks ago. Full Story

Stars for Soccer: Not Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Curious. JLo and Marc completed the 4 couple of power trip. But while the GMD and Will Smith were in LA feting the Beckhams, Jennifer Lopez was in NYC looking lovely and relaxed enjoying a casual lunch. LOVE her blouse. Not for me but 100% for her. Amazing though isn’t it? That she and Marc have defied the naysayers…all of us actually… who never thought they’d make it this long? Question is: can they withstand the pressure of El Cantante? Due out in a few weeks, some say it sucks ass, others say it’s wonderful. Full Story

LA Welcomes the Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Stars came for the game, more stars came for the party. From super A List to totally random, the Cruise/Smith joint production on Sunday night at the Museum of Contemporary Art attracted them all. And for Victoria and David, it was quite the honour. In addition to their hosts, Demi and Ashton made an appearance, as did Bruce Willis and Jim Carrey with Jenny McCarthy, and Matthew Perry, and of course Eva Longoria (of course!), along with Brooke Shields, her husband, and even Rihanna and Li’l Kim. Full Story

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Stars for Soccer: MK Olsen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Olsen > Hilton. All. Day. Long. I love Mary Kate. If I were Mary Kate, if I were 21, I’d do exactly the same. Trailblaze with my closet – who cares if the MiniVan doesn’t get it? Anyway, here she is arriving at the Galaxy game Saturday, disheveled per usual and camera shy. You will note: the Olsens do not tip off the pappies as to their whereabouts, nor do they live for the cover of Us Weekly. Full Story

Stars For Soccer – Katie and Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

But while Posh befriended the new Mrs Parker, fueling speculation she will guest-star on Desperate Housewives, her true BFF Katie Holmes was doting on the impossibly adorable Little Sci. As you can see, Katie is gorgeous with a tan. Gorgeous. Looks like a 40 year old at Martha’s Vineyard? Yes. Full Story

Stars for Soccer – Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Saturday – David Beckham’s debut for the LA Galaxy vs Chelsea. He sat out the first half, came in late to thunderous applause as his wife, behind sunglasses and a cute black dress, sipped champagne from a private box, deeply engaged in conversation with the always opportunistic Eva Longoria. Full Story

More Sad Smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

As I reported exclusively on Friday, Britney’s photo shoot with OK Magazine was supposedly a disaster. Click here for the background. Still more details are coming out of the debacle, from multiple sources – all of them painting a picture of a Britney on the way down. Full Story

Friday, July 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Today. Tonight. An all-nighter tonight with Harry in my bed. And perfect timing too. My husband leaves for a Vegas stag weekend tomorrow. So I can read and re-read in peace…and shop too.

Stag weekends are the best. Stag weekends mean a new Tod’s bag and a perfect built in retort when the credit card statement gets questioned:

“Sure babe. I’ll return my purchases. Oh…and what happened in Vegas anyway?”

I will keep my tote…trust.

About those Posh sag and cellie photos and some exclusive dirty dirty Britney smut and a new riddle too…all that coming today.

Friday – blogging like a madwoman, online all day, check back often. Thanks for your patience and understanding during travels.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. I too am still figuring out the intricacies of the new site design. So it goes without saying that Ralph Fiennes SHOULD be #1. Unfortunately, I can’t figure out how to make that happen. Also photos: photos can now be seen one after another without closing the window. In Explorer however sometimes to you have to try a couple of times before the software kicks in. It’s a weird glitch, we’re working on it. And finally…have you checked out the FAQ and the answers? Might be useful, especially today with a new riddle.

Have a great weekend!

Double Bump!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2007 12:00:00 July 20, 2007 12:00:00

Isla Fisher and Naomi Watts both pregnant, hanging together yesterday in California and giggling together too - adorable, non? And a great story about Sacha Baron Cohen the other day. A house party in LA, door opens, in walks Sacha. He grabs a beer, does a lap around the place, didn’t see anyone knew, and then walked right back out… He did come back later though, to apologise and to explain – he had been invited to another party and went into the wrong house. Full Story

Maggie Over Moss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2007 12:00:00 July 20, 2007 12:00:00

Two young mothers – one in love with a crackhead, the other a quirky indie movie veteran with a hippy attitude and refreshingly original fashion sense. Agent Provocateur has selected Maggie Gyllenhaal as their new face and body to replace the coke-beaten Kate Moss. Love. It. An unusual choice, to be sure, given that Maggie is not a generic-looking bombshell nor does she immediately inspire a supermodel or a Playboy erection. Full Story