Monday, December 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

British critics can sod off…never mind the British papers. Because if the only reviews that matter are the ones from paying fans 15 thousand plus strong, then the Spice Girls did NOT disappoint. It was campy and silly and ridiculous and absurd and super super fun and they mostly sang live… if you loved them before, you will love them still now. And if you are lucky enough to have tickets, you will have the best time. Promise.

Show details and my interview with the girls, airing tonight on eTalk, to be posted late morning/early afternoon…including Spice gossip from Vancouver. Like what happened when Becks walked into the press room. And how Ebola’s infection invaded the reunion too.

Monday – am back in Vancouver and blogging at regular pace. Many, many photos and much, much smut…including a brand new riddle! Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


The Pitts Make It Right

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 00:00:00 December 3, 2007 00:00:00

It was press day for Brad Pitt today in New Orleans as he made the rounds in support of a new housing initiative called Make It Right for residents of the Ninth Ward devastated by Hurricane Katrina. Brad donated $5 million himself and is appealing for matching funds with the hopes that the project will be complete by next summer. Full Story

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Another MiniVan Monster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 12:29:47 December 3, 2007 12:29:47

The MiniVan Majority has finally found an heir to Jennifer Aniston. And she is becoming equally as annoying. Katherine Heigl – loves the paps, is a gay crusader, manoeuvres behind the scenes for more air time, better scripts, the best lines… the all American perfect girl who has become a major Hollywood player. Full Story

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Condom-free Sleaze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 11:12:04 December 3, 2007 11:12:04

Here’s a riddle for all riddles…took several weeks to research and confirm because the level of atrocity is just so unspeakable. A legendary philanderer, now that he’s allowed, managed to talk some random twat into sleeping with him…repeatedly. She of course is an aspiring celebrity, like so many young 20 somethings running around these days, obsessed with The Hills, believing they can be the next Lauren Conrard, dreaming of finally “moving to LA” and then when getting there, hooking up with any actor that can get them papped while leaving a club. Full Story

Jennifer Love Hewitt hates fat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 09:07:58 December 3, 2007 09:07:58

Attention starved Jennifer Love Hewitt was snapped at the beach in Hawaii last week generating the most headlines she’s had, probably ever, for the size of her ass. UK tabloids and many North American blogs noted her fuller figure and compared it to days past, when young “Love” peaked on Party of Five, and way back when John Mayer supposedly composed “Your Body is a Wonderland” in her honour. Full Story

Who Got Enhanced?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 08:23:16 December 3, 2007 08:23:16

Is it just me or did Renee Zellweger gain weight only in her chest? And how often do you gain weight only in your chest without seeing it on your ass? Check her out in France premiering Bee Movie looking slightly improved in the face. Skin doesn’t look like it’s about to snap off for a change. Full Story

A Pip-Free Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 07:57:36 December 3, 2007 07:57:36

It’s been almost a year since Cam and Pip split. A year during which Cam stumbled out of the break up blocks with a jealous girl rant at the Golden Globes but quickly regained composure – and how – time and again on the red carpet and especially at the Oscars. On fashion, on style, on lower herm factor – Cam is kicking major Shelf Ass. Full Story

Chicken Fried Booster Shot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 07:40:23 December 3, 2007 07:40:23

Totally makes sense: you need a booster shot for a vaccine…so why not the same for a virus? It’s been nearly a year since Britney had her dose of Ebola. A year since Ebola’s disease fried up some chicken and set Spears off on a deadly turn. Now Ebola is back for more. As Britney celebrated her 26th birthday this weekend, she was joined by none other than Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola which means we are headed for yet another year of Britney debauchery: more bare cooch, more legal battles, maybe more shaved heads, and much much much more courtroom drama. Full Story

Mr & Mrs Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 07:27:15 December 3, 2007 07:27:15

I really wish they’d hold hands, you know? Because every time Madonna and Guy Ritchie step out, they carry each other like my parents. This is not sexy. So here they are last night in New York at a special screening for Revolver, a film Guy shot over 3 years ago and has yet to see an American release because it was so poorly received two years ago after it hit the film festival circuit. Full Story

Josh Still Loves Fergie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 06:34:08 December 3, 2007 06:34:08

Josh Duhamel and Fergie after Movies Rock last night – their first public sighting in months confirming they are indeed still together. He looks hot in pants, non? And her face is much less offensive than it used to be, yes? What photos from Wenn  Full Story