Chinese Chicken & The Keys

February 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t say enough about Dr Cher and Kimberly who drove 3 hours from Key West and 3 hours back for a smutty lunch on Saturday bearing a poultry-inspired gift. Apparently chickens run amok in the Keys - the perfect way to honour my Chinese Squawking Chicken of a Mother, fitting then that I’ve now named my Key West Chicken after the woman who gave me life. Full Story

Grammy Ageless: Sting

February 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All that hype about a Police reunion and only one song? Even Pip got two…WTF??? But still…is Sting a sexy bitch or what? Have to tell you though, I was rather surprised about Roxanne. Kinda predictable, non? And why not a medley? And again, why not more?  Full Story

Friday, February 9, 2007
Dear Gossips, On assignment for eTalk all weekend. Have arrived in Ft Lauderdale, Florida after 12 hours, two flights, 3 airports, with only 45 minutes to pack. I forgot my slippers… frick. Will be blogging on the fly today so no complete sentences, check back often for fresh posts. And don’t forget Monday morning, full-on Grammy wrap-up! Have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. The Departed winners have been contacted. Thanks to all who entered!

Scarjo makes anyone hot

February 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know Pip ain’t my thing. And he’ll never be my thing. But if there’s one occasion where I’m willing to concede he might almost be a man, I’d say it’s the first half of his video for What Goes Around Comes Around with Scarlett Johansson. Not particularly imaginative visually or conceptually but seriously, when she’s on the screen – you really don’t care. Full Story

Cate Blanchett: for all time

February 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of my favourite movies – no surprise here…Shakespeare in Love. One of my favourite lines – Will saying goodbye at the very end: For she will be my heroine for all time. And her name... Viola. Can we say the same about Cate Blanchett? For she will be a style icon for all time. And her name… Cate. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Zizou is back

February 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

sh-t. Now I need to kick someone off the Freebie Five again to bring back Zizou. So who? How about Harry? Something tells me Harry doesn’t dig Asians. Something tells me Zizou digs the United Nations a whole lot. Zizou it is. Zizou will return to the Freebie Five soon as I get home to change it. Full Story

Mischa Barton: Single Gorgessity Everywhere

February 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drew Barrymore, Sophia Bush, Kylie Minogue, now Mischa Barton – all single, all available, all hotter than hot and better than before. Here’s Mischa at the Rodeo Walk of Style event last night…total gorgessity, non? This dress on Emmy Rossum? Puke. This dress on Mischa Barton? Somehow she manages to elude the sweetie princess vibe and the result is absolutely divine. Full Story

Bond at the Oscars

February 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have him on your Freebie Five - to me he looks better in a tux than he does in a pair of wet shorts. And chances are…he’ll be wearing a tux on Oscar night. Announced yesterday, Daniel Craig joins Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, and Reese Witherspoon as presenters confirmed so far – pretty high profile to start, with more to follow in the coming days. Full Story

Rachel Bilson: cute doesn’t sell

February 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A little introspective today, all things considered. But I suppose we are all guilty of it, non? Best illustrated by Rachel Bilson. Rachel Bilson is adorable. She is cute, she is sexy, she is gorgeous, she has terrific personal style – in NYC at Zac Posen, mismatched and funky and fresh and spirited and unique and NOT desperate (Sienna Miller) – she doesn’t mash her tits together and beg for attention, we do not have intimate knowledge of her lower lips, she’s not out lightin’ up LA every night, her pupils aren’t pinned, she hasn’t f&cked half of Hollywood, and she doesn’t walk up and down Canadian city streets tearing a strip off innocent shopkeepers and retail employees. Full Story

JLo Rodeo Glow

February 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night, Rodeo Walk of Style Awards – girl is on fire! And you know what I love about Jennifer Lopez? One of many things? Actually two of many things? I love that she has small breasts. I love that she doesn’t pour out of a dress. Her ass is enough. Up top it’s modest, it’s lovely, it’s why her body is so amazing to look at – there’s vavoom in places, understated in others, proportionate all around, and of course, she really does know how to work it. Full Story

Thursday, February 8, 2007
Dear Gossips, Why bother with talent when you can easily make a sex tape? Kim Kardashian could become a household name and she just happens to be Paris Hilton’s best friend, except much better looking with a crazy, crazy ass…and shocker of all shockers...an ad campaign that just happens to be launching right now. Amazingly enough, her sex video is very well shot, lighting isn’t bad, skin is flawless, close ups at the right moments, panned shots when they matter – high quality porn and killer sound effects too. I believe at one point she moans out (STOP READING NOW IF YOU’RE A PRUDE): I want you to f*** me until you c***. Classy. Her parents must be so proud. And that’s the last time she’ll be mentioned in this column. Not to preach but seriously y’all…don’t make her famous. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Heads up Toronto – Six Degrees, Friday night, an auction to benefit the Canadian Diabetes Association… and somehow they’ve managed to convince Miss Universe Natalie Glebova to allow herself to be auctioned off for a good cause. Click here for more details and if you get a date with that hot Olympian, give me the smut! PPS. Julia Roberts does not harass via text message. Julia is A-list independently, TH is A-list by association and syndication. Also not Jada Pinkett Smith. TH’s husband will never go near an Oscar, never mind get nominated for one.