Kiki Blue in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Every day another city…such is the life of movie promotion. Here’s my Kiki in Rome today on the Spidey train, headed for what is expected to be a record breaking massive blockbuster worldwide opening between May 1 and May 4 depending on where you live. As I mentioned last week, her wardrobe for this crazy press tour has been and will continue to be killer…and the blue for today’s photo call is no exception. Full Story

Strictly Observation: Karma Face loves a Homo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

General consensus: Claire Danes is dating Hugh Dancy. Hugh Dancy the maybe gaybe may be no longer gaybe. So they say. And while I have no confirmation otherwise, let’s offer up another suggestion, shall we? Simply on observation, of course… Maybe she’s just the hag to his fag? I walk arm in arm with my Mo’s all the time. Full Story

Maternity Right

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Naomi Watts and Live Schreiber last night at a charity art auction. As you can see, her appearance this night was much less controversial than last time when many of you protested that she didn"t wear a bra at the Tom Ford store opening a couple of weeks ago. Full Story

This is IceMan!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

“You"re everyone"s problem. That"s because every time you go up in the air, you"re unsafe. I don"t like you because you"re dangerous.”I know I don’t need to explain the origin of that quote. And I know if you grew up in 80s believing the GMD wasn’t the GMD, and rewinding the beach volleyball scene over and over again, you probably have a little fondness in your heart for Val Kilmer. Full Story

The California Air

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Last week, the GMD came out of a restaurant looking 15 years fresher – succeeding where his ex wife has failed. A few days later however, in NYC for a Xenu fundraiser, bitch looked rough – haggard, old, saggy. Full Story

Meet Murphy Brown!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Mel B is the best of smut. And the ways she mucks around in it, she always means business. Check it out – she dated Eddie Murphy. She got pregnant, they broke up, he didn’t want anything to do with her, she says he’s the daddy, he openly accuses her of promiscuity, and she doesn’t hide. Full Story

What She Knows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Shameless self promotion? Yes. Undeniably so. But in the good days, pre-KFed, back when Britney was fit and successful and perceived as a young savvy media manipulator and crowned the future heir of Madonna, Britney used her body and showed off her body… repeatedly… to illustrate her point. Full Story

Trend Whore vs The Chubb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Who doesn’t like fashion? Staying up to date, rolling with the latest styles and trends and being in the “style” know … we all do it. But here’s the conundrum: how do you balance Trendy with Vanity? Example: High Waist is back. Works only for the long and lean and definitely NOT on Jessica Simpson. Full Story

Monday, April 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am officially obsessed with Scarlett Johansson’s breasts. And trust me…she wants it that way.

Saturday night, Saturday Night Live, Scarjo flounces out for the opening monologue and who the hell cares what happened next? Because if you have eyes, you would have fixated solely on her chest. The photos below don’t do them justice. Squeezed in, pushed out, lifted up – girl has a glorious rack. Seriously glorious, perfectly in tune with her body, it sounds pervy but we were mesmerized. And I’d feel even pervier about it if they weren’t so obviously presented – the celebrity version of strategic product placement: a career greatly enhanced by The Boobs. Of course it also doesn’t hurt that Scarlett Johansson is TOTAL gorgessity. The skin, the body, the hair… I would, gossips. I totally would.

Monday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Bloat & Pity Together… again???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Vince Vaughn reportedly spent the night at Jennifer Aniston’s on Saturday. A fag and hag sleepover??? Or has his bloat found its way back to her pity? Or… Do he and she have something to sell again??? Or... Is her publicist sucking up to Janice Min??? Stay tuned… source Full Story

Where’s Boo?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Just as Jake was about to end his run atop the Freebie Five, the dog issue comes up again…securing his spot for at least another week. Because remember – it’s the dog dream that got him there in the first place. Full Story