DVB: the new ad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 12:07:59 January 3, 2008 12:07:59

Love, love, love. The magic of photoshoppe on her face and the quivering effect of his squint on my loins… yum! PS. What would you think if I told you my wedding invitation looked like this? It was pure, unadulterated cheese. Snort. Photo from Splash Full Story

Chicken Fried Present!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 00:00:00 January 3, 2008 00:00:00

Astonishing! Britney actually showed up for her deposition! You have to check it out at x17online.com. Somehow they were the first, as usual, to get the pics. Big surprise. The outfit is a gem. Bright pink dress with flutter sleeves circa 2004 with what looks like an open back and very slim. Full Story

More Pride for Dina!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 11:40:23 January 3, 2008 11:40:23

Dina Lohan, best mother ever, must be so proud. Not only did her daughter straddle some random in Italy on NYE in front of the paps, she was also caught hooching straight from the bottle – which means, big surprise, Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon. See the video here Full Story

At the Church of Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 11:28:18 January 3, 2008 11:28:18

Forgot to include this in the Best of 2007 roundup – one of the most hilarious images of last year: Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton and her black hole diseased vag going to church for the cameras looking all sorry and sh*t. Remember that? Now Mischa Barton. At church yesterday conveniently when photographers happened to be around. Full Story

Pot. Kettle. Orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 08:14:54 January 3, 2008 08:14:54

Dina Lohan is lecturing another mother on being a poor parent. Dina Lohan!!! So remember Lilo was dating that punk called Riley? And they broke up and he sold his story to a British tabloid telling the News of the World that Lindsay is a sex freak and loves to f&ck? Well Dina apparently thought this was low classy and called up Riley’s mother to give her a piece of her mind. Full Story

Pacey Primadonna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 07:38:38 January 3, 2008 07:38:38

NYE Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were partying in New York at the Soho Grand in the penthouse. Just before midnight the hotel asked everyone to move downstairs. Josh and Diane apparently had to share a table with others and according to Page Six Full Story

Becoming Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 06:22:25 January 3, 2008 06:22:25

Ryan Reynolds was spotted on his Ducati yesterday in West Hollywood looking remarkably like Brad Pitt even down to the beat up shoes! Only scruffier and with maybe slightly less Pants Talent. If memory serves, Brad also has a Ducati and of course there’s the cap. Is Ryan supporting Make It Right? He and Scarlett were supposed to spend a few days over the holidays in Vancouver with his family. Full Story

New Year, Good Angles!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 06:11:49 January 3, 2008 06:11:49

My Rumey is kicking off 2008 in fine fashion! As you can see, Rumer worked her few good angles yesterday while shopping in LA. And although the shorter hair is preferable, the longer waves are completely unfortunate… at least not here. Rumey of course is getting ready for the Golden Globes a week Sunday where she’ll be on stage for most of the evening distributing statues. Full Story

Heath & Gemma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 00:00:00 January 3, 2008 00:00:00

After a romp with Helena Christensen and a rumoured hook up with Lindsay Lohan (I call bullsh*t), Heath Ledger has found love close to home in the form of 20 year old Australian supermodel Gemma Ward. Gemma, as you can see, is your typical genetic freak. Limbs and features that don’t look like they should belong together and yet when put together become exquisite as a whole. Full Story

Divine Proof

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 05:40:34 January 3, 2008 05:40:34

Bet your boob job they don’t even have to speak. What could possibly need to be said? Or further expressed? Or clarified? Absolute gorgessity needs no embellishment. Here are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen out in NYC last night. Look at them. Look at him. Look at her! That shot of her turning her face away against the wind…she’s not posing and it looks like she’s posing! Am totally obsessed. Full Story

Chicken Fried Worth the Money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 05:15:44 January 3, 2008 05:15:44

Looks like OK! Magazine bought Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears for a bargain. Last week’s teen pregnancy cover story was the magazine’s highest selling, topping the previous #1 – Britney’s photoshoot meltdown from the summer, during which she smeared chicken fried grease all over designer items, pee’d in front of a room full of strangers, and walked around touching herself aimlessly before taking off without warning and breaching the agreement. Full Story