New Love with Benefits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2007 00:00:00 June 5, 2007 00:00:00

Criss Angel – Cam’s new dude, another one of those extreme illusionists going to the brink of death in order to make headlines, turn a quick buck. Latest stunt involved him in a locked box and cement, can’t be bothered to care what exactly he was doing… just know that prior to kicking off his gimmick, he sent a media-friendly message to his lady, guaranteeing him more column space than had he kept his mouth shut: “This is dedicated to my new girl. Full Story

The Ultimate Love Letter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2007 00:00:00 June 5, 2007 00:00:00

Total cheese…but I can’t help it. Am swept away. And it wasn’t even for me. A little over the top of course but the Pitts have a message to convey, a conveniently timed f&ck you to the tabloids who insist their love is on the rocks. Au contraire, Brad Pitt is clearly in love with his baby mother, or at least wants you to believe it, and to show her, and us, he commissioned a love letter engraved in gold, enclosed in a gold envelope, delivered on the occasion of the couple’s triumphant trip to Cannes. Full Story

Shameful Attraction

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2007 00:00:00 June 5, 2007 00:00:00

Am embarrassed. Call me Cruise but have to be honest… since his haircut, John Mayer has been crossing the Hot/Not Spectrum, gliding from Nasty Pasty to Surprisingly Sexy. Am I off my tree? Is it clever photography? Have a look – promo shots of a much prettier John…not enough to quiver but certainly enough to stare. Full Story

A Blonde Break

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2007 00:00:00 June 5, 2007 00:00:00

Over…already? Or over…for now? Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson came out recently, just weeks after getting comfortable with beign photographed together in public, suddenly split because she was reportedly tired of his commitment-phobe bullsh-t. Word is it happened around Memorial Day but while some reports indicate finality, others say it’s another case of John Mayer and Jessica Simpson – make up break up all the time. Full Story

Miss Pageant Not So Perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2007 00:00:00 June 5, 2007 00:00:00

So it was Vanessa Minnillo – playing and posing with knives alongside Lindsay Lohan last year, reflecting an image far removed from the sweetheart Miss America hanging off of Nick Lachey’s arm. The photos were taken last year and while Nessa may not have been partaking in whatever it is that pins Lilo’s pupils, safe to say the girl has a dark side – a side that doesn’t necessarily jive with the polished white teeth and the tacky ass pageant gowns that regularly make us Rossum and a not so inner diva that appears to be raging its ugly head. Full Story

Monday, June 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Do you f&cking LOOOOVE Sarah Silverman??? Do you???

With Hollywood Ebola in the audience at the MTV Movie Awards, Sarah straight up called Paris Hilton a down and dirty criminal whore…and they ate it up, gossips. Thunderous approval, unanimous ridicule, everybody hates Paris, Sarah Silverman is the baddest bitch EVER, and as of Sunday night, just before midnight local time, Paris is now behind bars doing her time. More on that later.

Am on assignment with eTalk in Toronto for a week. CTV Upfronts are on Monday and Canada’s Walk of Fame next Saturday. Show hosted by Eugene Levy, inductees this year include Nickelback, Jill Hennessey, and Catherine O’Hara. Love Catherine O’Hara. Had my first Barbara Walters moment earlier this year when she cried during our interview. Catherine O’Hara is a DOLL. Canada’s Walk of Fame ceremony airs on Sunday, June 10th on CTV.

My thanks and appreciation to the brilliant Joyce Ma designing for Tension Clothing and Sweet Chemise for styling the entire trip. Will be covering the red carpet on the Walk of Fame in a caramel-coloured dress she calls The Courtesan, I call it the Cover-Up. Her dresses camouflage all the loose bits… love, love, love.

As for the weekend – Ryan Gosling was in Vancouver. First hand observations to follow – see below.

MTV Movie Awards will likely take up much column space, could fill more than the home page. Don’t forget to scroll down, click on “View More Articles” to make sure you get all caught up.

Monday – on junket and Upfront duty, will post on the fly.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Janine from London – what’s up darling? Will be in the UK 3rd week of June. Fancy a drink or several?

PPS. Quick reminder – blog works in reverse chronological order. Recent posts appearing at top, older posts further down. Again, click on View More Articles at bottom of page, make sure you get everything.

Ebola Locked Up!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Turned herself over last night after the MTV Movie Awards, is now supposedly behind bars at a facility in Lynnwood, a plan devised the sheriff’s office to limit pappy intrusion. That’s probably why she’s crying. And leaving the windows down so photographers can see her crying. Same old sh-t. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: MTV Chav

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Look at her. LOOK AT HER!!! Deliberately exposing a hot pink bra underneath animal leather/pleather…who else but this bitch? Who else but Victoria Beckham? This is why I love her. Shamelessly, sinfully over the top, the best Chav has to offer. And trust me, she was NOT going for the Best Dressed Award tonight. Full Story

Cameron Diaz: MTV Bring It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Oh she brung it alright. She brung it hard. Perfection. Every detail perfect. Hate to say it but for this client, Rachel Zoe is doing an amazing job. Several straight weeks of having to style her for Shrek, for countless carpets, and the track record has been nothing short of - as Katie Holmes would say – amazing. Full Story

Jessica Biel: MTV Worst Footwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Given all the drama fed by her publicist about a showdown with Cam, Jessica Biel fell FAR short last night. And as expected, Pip did NOT walk the carpet with her – as IF he would walk the carpet with her? Please. But still…Biel has said she longs to be considered among the “top tier” of girls – the Scarjos, the Portmans. Full Story

Jessica Alba: MTV Bland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

On one hand she’s hiding that slammin’ body underneath a red pouffy, on the other she’s currently on the cover of GQ posing lustfully in a bikini – Ryan Gosling and his boys were thumbing through a copy at a 7/11 the other night in Vancouver. She brings out the booty when it’s convenient, and shuts it down when she wants a new script. Full Story