Chicken Fried Album Cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 11:42:41 October 11, 2007 11:42:41

Heads up – there’s a book review on the way to make up for the chicken fried inundation. I’m sorry… it’s a lot of Britney. But the girl is busy and she’s also releasing a new album. Much to report. Fox News is claiming that this is her official cover for Blackout. Full Story

Chicken Fried Trust Issues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 00:00:00 October 11, 2007 00:00:00

As predicted, Britney did not attend the hearing this morning – the hearing SHE requested so that her kids might be permitted to stay overnight with her during her supervised visits. KFed was absent as well… but he’s not the one lobbying for a modification of the court’s ruling now, is he? Britney’s attorney claimed that the overnight stays were necessary because the children are being “psychologically harmed” as a result of the existing arrangement. Full Story

ONE Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 00:00:00 October 11, 2007 00:00:00

Bono is selling t-shirts. It’s a joint effort with his wife’s clothing line (Edun) – celebrity photos on tees sold at Nordstrom directing all funds to Lesotho where the tees are made. Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Julianne Moore, my Gwyneth, Kerry Washington, and a host of others have participated as part of the One Campaign Full Story

Matching Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 09:46:12 October 11, 2007 09:46:12

Uma and Arky last night at the Happy Hearts Fund gala. Maybe it’s just the lighting, maybe it’s the cameras…but there’s a telltale glassy quality to their eyes that goes very well with the pinned pupils. My smutty sense is tingling. Maybe it’s just me. He’s a total beast in that tux though. Full Story

Carpet Whore Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 09:23:00 October 11, 2007 09:23:00

At TIFF 2006, I remember it was Lance Bass and his man-purse Reichen making the rounds. Everywhere. For no reason. They had nothing to promote, nothing to support. And still they showed up to the opening of a can of tuna, that’s how pathetic. Funniest moment was when the press circuit was gathered on a carpet towards the end of the festival and a limo pulled up. Full Story

Gossip at a Conference

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 09:11:35 October 11, 2007 09:11:35

Shameless self promotion – click away if you can’t stand. Am doing an "intimate chat" thing at the Vancouver Chapter of the CPRS this evening at Robson Square. Topics: the blog, the gossip, the business of gossip and there will be a Q&A to follow. For tickets call 604-633-1433. Full Story

Chicken Fried Spoke Too Soon!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 08:52:14 October 11, 2007 08:52:14

I wrote earlier that she hadn’t been out late in a week. Spoke too soon. And gave this f&cking moron too much credit. So Britney asked the court yesterday for a hearing this morning to allow her overnight visits with her babies. Needless to say, by attending in person, she would have further demonstrated her commitment to being a caring and responsible parent. Full Story

Shades of Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 00:00:00 October 11, 2007 00:00:00

I’m not saying Reese doesn’t look amazing. Because she does. She looks lovely. Lovely…and boring and she’s been wearing the same dress since January at the Golden Globes which of course at the time was all kindsa yellow fabulous but after 10 farking months of the same shape and the same cut and the same strapless, it’s shades of Aniston all over again. Full Story

Crack Love Displaced

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 08:12:38 October 11, 2007 08:12:38

Seems hard to believe, non? That Kate Moss has yet to reunite with that festering junkie Pete Doherty? Love Displacement… is that what it’s called? Because it’s not as though she’s SINGLE and staying away from Pete. She’s actually back in love with someone new - Jamie Hince who apparently isn’t a junkie – and so for now the ache of Crack Love is temporarily soothed. Full Story

Chicken Fried Overnights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 00:00:00 October 11, 2007 00:00:00

So her mother is back in her life, she’s apparently passed several drug tests, she’s actually managed to stay off the club scene for almost a week… and in her mind, it’s a complete turnaround. Which is why Britney’s legal team is heading to court this morning to ask for expanded custody visits that will enable her to keep her boys overnight. Full Story

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,


And not because Britney passed her random drug tests.

If you are a Radiohead fan, chances are we were doing the same thing bright just a few hours ago. Radiohead In Rainbows was available for download late last night in North America. Brilliant doesn’t even begin. Unlike last night’s episode of Gossip Girl.

Ugh. How embarrassing to gush over a show and then have it suck donkey balls the same day. Worst gift-wrapped ending, like, ever. Why is the sickening spirit of Oprah virtually inescapable? Blake Lively’s hair merits one more week. Redemption hopefully on the way.

Wednesday, am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,