Katie Holmes: calling creativity

February 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Girl needs a new speechwriter. I mean, I understand the need to grease the MiniVan Majority, to craft a perfect perfect illusion and a picture perfect existence, but creativity still counts for something and in the creativity department, the Cruise strategy is for sh-t. I mean if she’s going to say the same thing over and over again, at least make it fresh…you know what I mean? Harper’s Bazaar interview, canned answers below and my suggested changes: On Loving Tom: I have a husband and children that I adore. Full Story

Tori Spelling: what’s worse than Pity?

February 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ask Jennifer Aniston. Because there is NOTHING worse than being pitied. To have people feel sorry for you, to have people look upon you as charity, to be stripped of dignity – nothing makes you feel smaller…and oh clever Karma, this is what has happened to Tori Spelling! Hee! Desperate to sell off every aspect of their lives, desperate to pimp out every piece of their privacy, Tori and KFed Jr reportedly accepted Tupperware’s offer to host the baby shower. Full Story

Sienna: Working for Weinstein taking its toll?

February 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look cute, love the booties, but rather tired non? And she lost her cool with a pappy the other, after almost a week of her best behaviour, determined to turn around the flood of negative publicity surrounding her and her movie. In fact, I hear that Sienna wants to be a new Sienna. Kinder, gentler, more considerate…note the active verb here is “Want”. Full Story

The Daily Shameful Quiveration: Bruce Willis

February 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it wrong of me? Maybe it’s the cold. But he looks kinda sexy if you ask me. Waaaaaaaaay sexier than the GMD. And making it out with Drew Barrymore – hot, non? No? Here’s Bruce leaving Koi, currently shooting Live Free or Die Hard and let’s hope it’s the last. One and two were fantastic. Three licked balls. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Charlize Theron

February 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well now this just isn’t fair. Can’t stand her but also can’t help but worship her. Because when she wants to go glam (aside from the orange anomaly at the Oscars a few year ago…oh and maybe that hideous shoulder explosion), Charlize Theron goes glam perfect. Actually…let me qualify that. Charlize goes glam perfect when Charlize goes dark and edgy over the cookie cutter blonde statuesque she was rockin’ during her Monster campaign and even the season after. Full Story

Kiki & Fab: All the Signs

February 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazing how some things will always be so high school. My Kiki and Fab the other night – an innocuous enough photo of them taken outside a restaurant that, at first glance, offers little insight in their relationship but upon further inspection…it’s really just 16 all over again. Her shoulders perpetually hunched, as if to say – I’m chill, whatever, I’m not a bimbo who throws her body around, I’m into you but I don’t want you to see how into you I am but I want you to be into me because I’m so chill and whatever but if you’re not, hey that’s ok too because I’m chill…whatever. Full Story

Thursday, February 1, 2007
Dear Gossips, Please tell me you’re watching Friday Night Lights – broken record, I know, but even when it’s not at its best, it’s still better than the rest. Last night’s episode - not my favourite - but there’s a scene taken beside a locker in high school, when a girl finds out her boy gets caught up in popularity and peer pressure and lies to her – the way it unfolded, the look on her face, the way she walked away … I felt like I was 16 all over again. Pathetic, yes. But seriously, the show is that good. Oh and the eye candy? Quiver, quiver, quiver. Also – never underestimate the low classy depth of Dina Lohan. More on that later. Thursday, blogging all day, scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. If you’re in Vancouver – I’m channeling Ryan Seacrest at Canadian Media Idol today at Metrotown. See you there! PPS. Jennifer Lopez is not the Text Harasser. JLo is still looking for one last piece for completion while TH has had hers already, though La Lopez might want to follow that example if she hasn’t yet considered it. Also not Demi Moore. Demi’s sexual re-awakening came with Ashton while TH is just beginning hers with her own young Kelso … and curiously the age gap is almost exactly the same.

The Daily Gorgessity: Katie Holmes

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And isn’t this why it’s so sad? To be captured by the GMD, to be robbed of such beauty? When such beauty could have been paired with Leo? Or someone less…Scientologised? Katie inside and on the upcoming cover of Harpers Bazaar. Only screen caps – better quality to come later but still…even with a low resolution shot, Katie is breathtaking. Full Story

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The Departed DVD Giveaway - please read!

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you so much for your enthusiastic responses! However, a few of you are sending submissions withOUT your Freebie Five. Please include your FF - otherwise, I can"t consider your entry. I"m sorry - please forgive. It"s part of the deal. Thanks again for the interest. Yours, Lainey Full Story

The Departed DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You want a piece of Leo? Or Damon? Or Marky Mark? Or even Jack??? The Departed comes out on DVD on February 13th, less than 2 weeks before Oscar. As you know, it is in the running for Best Picture, so I’m giving you a chance to own it before the big night. A synopsis, just in case: "The Departed" is set in South Boston, where the state police force is waging war on organized crime. Full Story

Paris Hilton’s #1 Skill, Tara Reid Lies Limp

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And this is what happens when you screw the creator of Girls Gone Wild. He was on Howard Stern, TMZ has the audio footage, and of course Howard being Howard, he asks him to rank his conquests. You’ll note, Joe Francis appears in much of the video footage taken from the Paris Hilton storage locker, now available on ParisExposed. Full Story