Homo Saves the Karma Face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2007 00:00:00 June 11, 2007 00:00:00

She homewrecked another woman’s baby daddy, suffered for it personally and professionally, walked around looking like ass for the better part of 3 years with unmistakable Karma Face…but since breaking up with Billy Crudup and taking up with Hugh Dancy the maybe gaybe Claire Danes has experienced somewhat of a resurgence. Full Story

Canada’s Walk of Fame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2007 00:00:00 June 11, 2007 00:00:00

Covered the carpet on Saturday night for eTalk at the Walk of Fame. For all you Nickelback fans out there, the boys surprised everyone and showed up in Armani tuxes, significant others on their arms, very respectable and respectFUL. Was nice to see rock superstars getting excited about meeting legends from other industries. Full Story

Goddess in Green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2007 00:00:00 June 11, 2007 00:00:00

Seriously…how cute is this??? Naomi Watts with nominee Liev at the Tony Awards last night – gorgessity in green and how can she stand? So little and yet so enormous… Am no expert but to my inexperienced eyes, that looks like any time any day pregnant. But what kills me is how beautiful she is - the best she’s ever been. Full Story

The LA Leach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2007 00:00:00 June 11, 2007 00:00:00

Victoria Beckham, back in LA to shoot scenes for her new “unscripted” reality tv show, dressed in designer sports shorts. Posh TV is apparently still scheduled to go forward in spite of the fact that very little usable material has been filmed. According to UK gossips, Posh is pushing ahead with the plans over David’s objection, encouraged by her appearance last week at the MTV Movie Awards and insisting that too much has been committed so far and that it is too late to back out. Full Story

The Daily Bitch … Please: Love for Water

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2007 00:00:00 June 11, 2007 00:00:00

Transparent commercial whorage and Jennifer Aniston’s pathetic attempt to stay relevant – here’s Paul Sculfor leaving her house at the weekend. The new boyfriend she is denying is her boyfriend who is also supposedly a former drug addict and according to the web buzz also a maybe gaybe clutching a bottle of what looks like Smart Water perfectly posed for the pappies. Full Story

Paris Power and the Playhouse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2007 00:00:00 June 11, 2007 00:00:00

Paris to Barbara Walters – I have power to do good. I am changed. I have experienced a spiritual awakening. I am Paris Power. I miss Rosie. Help me… As mentioned earlier, Barbara Walters spoke to Paris Hilton yesterday and of course she had to share her message to the world: Paris is no longer content with what she used to be. Full Story

Friday, June 8, 2007

Dear Gossips,

My Rocky won’t let it go. My Rocky is dragging that skank by a handful of weave to court this morning, hopefully to throw her diseased ass back behind bars…

Seriously. Seriously I love him. I love that sexy beast.

As for the real reason she was released – rumours are swirling, one in particular is especially smutty. More on that later.

Friday, have back to back shoots today so blogging on the fly.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. My love and thanks to all who came to the Smut Soiree last night! Gossip over drinks – my favourite kind of evening. I was honoured to share it with you. And a big wet kiss for Dan Levy, the sweetest piece of Hotness like ever. Details and bonus party giveaways to follow in a bit, stay tuned…

PPS. Wild night that ended with pancakes at 2am. Dead tired and a little hung over…too lazy to edit. Forgive typos?

Screaming!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2007 00:00:00 June 8, 2007 00:00:00

She was screaming as they dragged her out!!! Screaming!!! Mommy!!! Mommy!!! Best day EVER!!!!      Full Story

Rocky Rules!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2007 00:00:00 June 8, 2007 00:00:00

Someone emailed me earlier to scoff that my boyfriend was just posturing about putting up this protest... Oh really? Posturing? If it was posturing, why"s the bitch headed back to behind bars??? The judge gave it to her up the arse - sending her to Lynnwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence!  Needless to say, her excuses clearly didn"t work. Full Story

Best Photo EVER!!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2007 00:00:00 June 8, 2007 00:00:00

This Friday is getting better and better. THE BEST! Paris handcuffed and thrown into a cruiser, bawling her sh-t out as she"s taken down the the courthouse wearing scruffies. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Ever the attention whore, the little skank had to turn to the window to make sure her blubbering was caught on camera, underscoring why she is so universally vilified: if she was so embarrassed, why not duck underneath? Why not turn away? Ramming home that victim card right up her ass. Full Story

Nuh uh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2007 00:00:00 June 8, 2007 00:00:00

Patrick Dempsey is shooting a movie – some kind of romantic comedy, formulaic plot, you get the picture. Am assuming he’s the leading man, will get the girl. But here’s where it breaks down. Because how could hair like this possibly get the girl? Wrong. This is wrong hair. Not just bad hair but wrong hair. Full Story