Mandy Moore: the DJ Downgrade

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look – maybe he’s a lovely person. He held it together for Nicole Richie, he had to survive her drama, he was actually alright in that brief scene in Entourage – by the way, Season 3 premieres in Canada on TMN in April… LOVE IT! And Ari’s best line to Dana Gordon: Dana, I’ve never cheated on my wife…since I married her. Full Story

Tara Reid: Suitor Identified & Destiny Fulfilled?

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember what I wrote yesterday? About Tara Reid’s best hope in life? Click here for a refresher - it looks like Tara’s destiny is on the horizon. If you recall, last month, some Australian shmuck paid something like $100,000 to fly Tara and her ghetto tits Down Under to promote whatever it is that he sells. Full Story

Whitney Takes a Feng Shui Tumble

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I’m over Laguna Beach. Couldn’t sit through Season 3. And rumour has it that trashy mother actually rented a house for the duration of the taping – passing it off as her own. Whatever…LB sucks, but The Hills – well, I can’t get enough of The Hills. Have always liked LC, even though she’s kinda limp, over Kristin and although I’ve worn down my enamel over Heidi, she has that trainwreck quality I’m ashamed to say I can’t get enough of. Full Story

Pip in Toronto

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you attended the Justin Timberlake concert in Toronto the other day coming out with differing opinions. KW said he was supertalented, playing piano, guitar, amazing stage presence, really knows how to work it. She also said however that he didn’t seem very original…using the same banter with the audience that he does at every show ie. Full Story

Dina Lohan Pimps Rehab

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not kidding you. Dina Lohan has invited Entertainment Tonight with her on her trip from NYC to LA “to reunite with Lindsay in rehab.” Call me Cruise but even I didn’t think that bitch was this greedy. Her “reasoning”: Dina wants to stop the “madness and the lies”, to set the record straight about her daughter and put an end to paparazzi intrusion. Full Story

July 21, 2007

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Brilliant. The seventh book, the seventh month, the seventh year, 3 X 7 = 21. Can"t. F&cking. Wait.  Full Story

Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Dear Gossips, The Paris Exposed videos, a degenerate captured on film, in all her degenerate glory – and a racist too! – but you bet your boob job, when all this is said and done, some idiot will still pay her a million dollars to fly to Budapest (insert international destination of choice here) to pimp his beer. Unless this is the scandal that finally eradicates Hollywood Ebola? Doubtful. Bitch will never have to answer for herself, which is why it’s practically become a civic duty, a social responsibility if you will, to trash her as hard and as often as possible. Wednesday – back to live blogging schedule though I can scarcely feel my fingers after being stuck up on that mountain for 6 hours yesterday, though I have to tell you…the Canadian Snowboard Team? Quiveration Nation. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. The Canadian Idol audition tour hits Vancouver this weekend, hand in hand with the Canadian Media Idol auditions taking place Thursday at 4:30pm at Metrotown. I will be there, I will be hosting, and I don’t know if I’ll be able to contain my bitch. See you there!

The Daily Quiveration: Tom Brady

January 31, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leaving Gisele’s apartment. Sigh. Life really, really, really isn’t fair. But remember my Celebrity Baby Theory, the Goddess’s way of balancing things out: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute Hot + Ugly = Ugly Average + Ugly = Uglier Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace Hang on to that. Full Story

Lilo: Horny & Hungry?

January 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly is reporting that Lindsay has found herself a new fixation: McDonalds for her stomach, Brody Jenner for her privates.   And rather than pursuing her needs the old fashioned way, she has taken to texting him her request, writing in what was likely broken English that all she wants is “McDonalds and sex”. Full Story

Desperately Saving Factory Girl

January 31, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A movie with huge expectations, beset by production delays and drama on the set, release date pushed back into obscurity, despite heavy campaigning by its producer, and now blasted by critics – no wonder Harvey Weinstein had to do SOMETHING. The problem is, allegedly leaking this kind of story via the NY Daily News is pathetic at best…and even an amateur gossip can see through that bullsh*t. Full Story

Girlcrushing on Natalie Portman

January 31, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t say enough about Natalie Portman. At the premiere of Goya’s Ghosts. Simply put, she is perfection. Gorgessity. Every superlative applicable is applicable. And did you know that Natalie sits on the Harvard Committee for the Hasty Pudding Awards? Female recipient this year is none other than Scarlett Johansson with whom Natalie co-stars in The Other Boleyn Girl…so much for those reports that they don’t get along. Full Story