A High Waisted Difference

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

Now Mischa Barton, though to be fair, even if it’s not her best look, and nowhere near her best look, nothing comes close to Jessica Simpson’s now legendary atrocity from earlier this week. Besides, the gorgessity of those boots on Mischa’s feet balance out the high waisted blue shorts anyway, non? Call me Cruise but I think she looks cute. Full Story

Cate: Will the Golden Age be golden?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

Cate Blanchett has an Oscar but not a Best Actress Oscar. But Hilary Swank has TWO??? Bitch… please. Let there be justice then. And if the trailer for the Golden Age is any indication, 2008 will be another year for the Queen. She is magnificent, non? Click here for the trailer, watch her kick some ass. Full Story

A Paparazzi Postcard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

But for the lone man in the background on one of the shots, I’d say this is pretty picture perfect, non? Keira and Rupert enjoying Spring, me enjoying Rupert’s short hair – a HUGE improvement, don’t you think? Word is they’re doing well. Rumour has it, it was a rough go a while back, perhaps contributing to the gaunt cheekbones and sour expressions, but in recent weeks, both are happy and relatively happy, and ready to get back to work. Full Story

McGosling Still Lives: Another Non Story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

For the first Non-Story, click here. A thousand apologies to the sane among you who don’t give a rat’s ass. Also sorry about the asinity of this post. But I don’t exaggerate the rapacity of the lunatic McGoslings: hundreds and hundreds of emails flooding my inbox, losing their sh-t over the status of their favourite couple – so obsessed that they are practically living on message boards, overanalyzing comments, helping each other cope, and (disbelievingly enough) a few are posing as me or claiming private communication with me, and making statements and fabricating information to further their own theories about Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling resulting in even more emails flooding my inbox… absolutely NOT TRUE. Full Story

The GMD & Katie: Karmaface & RoboBride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

In NYC last night supporting a Church-driven detox program to help victims of 9/11. And while the GMD looked fresh and botoxed a few days ago, clearly the injections have less potency on his face than they do on his ex-wife’s…because girlfriend looks absolutely horrid. Like clammy and oily and tryin’ to be all manly man with his open-necked shirt, self consciously touching his expanding gut, in sharp contrast to his wife - lovely but devoid of any trace of sex appeal. Full Story

Please Stop Talking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

All of them. Please. Shut the f&ck up. So Britney fired Larry Rudolph, apparently blaming him for sending her to rehab, refusing to be accountable for her own trainwreck. Word is, she deliberately leaked news of his dismissal with friends and associates last week and then of course arranged that paparazzi video message the other day sarcastically refuting tabloid tales about her downfall. Full Story

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace was allegedly hacked. Some interesting exchanges have been “leaked”… more on that below.

It’s been a day and I’m still not over Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horror from yesterday. Is it wrong to take such pleasure out of looking at that sh-t from every angle?

Totally. Totally totally wrong. But I can’t help it.

Enjoy…just a few more shots. Consider it a public service. That this should happen to no one else. Or… given how amusing it’s been…maybe it should.

Thursday, blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

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The Hotter Wilson & Kate Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2007 12:00:00 April 19, 2007 12:00:00

Have you seen what Luke Wilson looks like lately? Shocked me in Blades of Glory – it’s frightening how bloated he is. Bloated in a bad way, bloated in a “I drink too much and I’m a loser” kind of way – what the hell was Gwyneth thinking? Hands down, the hotter Wilson, especially these days has to be Owen. Full Story

Hermy D pops zits in public??!!??

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2007 12:00:00 April 19, 2007 12:00:00

Back to the bottom of the list. Hanging out with Ebola last night...and also squeezing her pimples in a public washroom? It’s a f&cking shame this man gets to wear the clothes she does. A F&CKING SHAME. As reported by a spy to Us Weekly, Cam was at Teddys last night, dancing up a storm…embarrassingly so. Full Story

Dating Doppelganger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2007 12:00:00 April 19, 2007 12:00:00

Jude Law has a new girl. Her name is Kim Hersov, 34 years old, the editor at large for UK Harper’s Bazaar, and is what Sienna Miller will look like in 10 years if she doesn’t drug and booze away her good looks. Compare and contrast…see? Anyway, Jude and Kim are supposedly on Holiday together in India and have been quietly seeing each other for a couple of months, finding much in common including their children – she has 2 aged 7 and 10. Full Story

Quiveration Sells Cologne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2007 12:00:00 April 19, 2007 12:00:00

Clive Owen is the face of Lancome Hypnose Homme. Cheesy pose but still…hot enough to set your loins aflame. Thanks Dinah! source  Full Story