Wigged Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 08:59:45 November 19, 2007 08:59:45

Congratulations, love and admiration for Jessica W who was awarded Best Wig at Wigout at Unwine’d in Vancouver on Saturday night in support of the BC Cancer Foundation. Jessica made this herself and I know a handful of gays who would riot for this piece. Full Story

McDreamy & Sourface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Patrick Dempsey looked dashing, if not a tad too orange, at the premiere of Enchanted this weekend, posing alongside co-star Amy Adams and his always unamused wife. Seriously…how often have you seen her smile a happy smile? And no, it’s not a case of nature face: someone sweet with the biological burden of being born with a permascowl. Full Story

Granny Freeze Moves!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 07:48:04 November 19, 2007 07:48:04

Poor thing looks like she’ll give herself an aneurysm in the process but still… shocker of all shockers – Nicole Kidman is actually still able to twitch her forehead. Can you believe it? Nicole was in court in Australia Monday testifying against a paparazzo claiming she was “scared” by his tactics, showing off the full might of her Oscar qualifications in telling a rapt audience of a frightening incident during which she alleges she was pursued by a photographer and as such put in danger. Full Story

Worst

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Jennie Garth: why bust your ass on Dancing with the Stars, drop 2 dress sizes, and show up in a cheap ass polyester garbage bag with gold tap shoes and cover up the body? Why??? And why does the wedding hair persist? Why can’t the wedding hair die a quick death? You know the Wedding Hair. I know you know the Wedding Hair. Full Story

Best

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Not Feng Shui friendly but definitely fit for a diva – Mary J was perfection last night and a stately reminder amidst all the young twats running amok on that carpet of what it takes to stick around. Will Carrie Underwood be around in 10 years? Ha. Photos from WENN Full Story

Best Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Love it. Love her. Love the new album. Alicia. Always. Photos from WENN  Full Story

Failing Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

The pose, the pucker, the bob, the angles… Christina Applegate channelled the Posh at the AMAs last night in purple and stilettos and even a tattoo. One glaring oversight: no concrete tits sitting ATOP the bust line – a mayjah mistake. And the dress wasn’t a great choice either. It’s the shade of purple, I think, when combined with the prom material makes for tacky prom period. Full Story

Boring Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Behind the blonde lurks a bitch and you don’t have to look too closely to see that Carrie Underwood expected to be the star of the night. Indeed she was, even though it was spoiled for a few short moments by Miley Cyrus who elicited a huge cheer from the crowd at one point, prompting a narrow-eyed glare from our country queen in the process. Full Story

Best Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Hurts to say nice things about punk ass Avril but apart from the shoes, loved last night’s look. If it had to be black I would have made them booties, you know? These are so meh, they almost seem an afterthought. And making shoes an afterthought is like violating a commandment. photos from WENN Full Story

Worst Body Armour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Too old lady, too rigid, and that sheer lace ribbon holding things together is pure cheese… SO not feeling what Rihanna rocked on the carpet last night. Much prefer her gown change for the stage, though it is rather interesting this little breast fixation she’s got goin’ on. Apparently Rihanna was asked to leave a cousin"s wedding Full Story

Best Double Spanx

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Sweet Xenu, check the ravishing rump! Undoubtedly the result of double Spanx. We love Spanx. And we love double Spanx when it’s not rendering supermodels into androgens with no toe – see example attached. Full Story